My smarkdown match, as well as promo for afterward

[Guest]

I may have been way over, or way under word limits since I have no way to check them, but my match was done on Sunday Night.

 

 

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[sMARKDOWN opens up with a repeat of what happened on SWF STORM, showing Johnny Rotten taking out The Prophet with the Shattered Dreams, as well as Jay Dawg winning the U.S. Title. The cameras then pan around the building showing all the fans carrying signs. With creative camera movements, attention is drawn to Curry, and NTD sitting along ringside.]

 

Curry: "Hello again folks, My name is Curry, and you are watching Smarkdown, and NTD, Let's start off talking about some of the backlash which occured on Storm."

 

NTD: "Well, Johnny Rotten returned from quite a long absence and took revenge on the Prophet for what he had done to Stubby."

 

Curry: "But Rotten didn't know.. and still may not know that Stubby has joined the Pound."

 

NTD: "You'd think he'd have gotten the hint on Storm when Jay Dawg, after just winning the U.S. Title, bashed in Rotten's head with a tire iron."

 

Curry: "I thought you were going to talk to him about that this weekend."

 

NTD: "I did..."

 

Curry: "So he does know?"

 

NTD: "Well, not exactly.. let's roll the clip.."

 

[The scene is Johnny Rotten speaking with NTD on SWF RADIO this weekend.]

 

NTD: "Well, it's good to have you back Rotten."

 

Rotten: "It's good to be back, Storm was rather frustrating."

 

NTD: "Yeah, it seemed that JD and Thugg gave you a good one."

 

Rotten: "Everything's been checked out, and I'm cleared to wrestle on Monday. It seems as though Stubby has given me revenge this Monday with our new U.S. Champion."

 

NTD: "Stubby is definately looking to help you out with your revenge."

 

Rotten: "I've been gone quite a while, and it's good to have friends when you come back."

 

[The scene ends there with Curry looking very disaproving towards NTD.]

 

NTD: "What?!"

 

Curry: "Why didn't you tell him that Stubby joined Da Pound?"

 

NTD: "It's much more intresting this way. It seems as though Rotten hasn't been watching the show since he's been gone."

 

Curry: "Well, it's time for ring introductions, we'll see how this plays out. Take it away Funyon."

 

[The camera spins around to lock onto Funyon who is currently standing in the middle of the ring with the micraphone down to his side. The lights dim down as Funyon brings the micraphone to his mouth to introduce the two combatants.]

 

Funyon: "Ladies and Gentlemen I would like to direct your attention to the ring. This Non-Title match is for one fall. Introducing first."

 

[3 dim, blue strobelights start to flash around the ramp. Then a pair of silver strobes point directly down into the ring, crisscrossing over Funyon. Jay Dawg's voice is suddenly heard, as he shouts out "Welcome to Hell!" over the speakers. Three seconds later, D12's Fight Music cranks over the speakers.]

 

Curry: "And there is the man of the moment, Jay Dawg. After winning the U.S. Title he did what The Prophet couldn't, and silenced Rotten."

 

NTD: "For the moment. He isn't going to have a tire iron to save him this time."

 

[Dawg continues down the ramp as the crowd boo's his previous actions. He stops for a second to yell at a fan, and continues walking down the ramp to his music, hopping onto the apron, and pulling on it a few times, before stepping into the ring to await his challanger.]

 

Funyon: "Your U.S. Champion, Jay Dawggggg."

 

[The crowd continues to boo Jay Dawg as he makes a mocking motion of attacking with a tire iron to the crowd's irritation. Funyon continues with the introductions as "I.... want to be.... an Anarchist!" hits the public address system.]

 

Funyon: "And introducing his challanger, from Naptown... He is.. Johnny Rotten!"

 

[An orange glow takes over the arena as Johnny Rotten walks out to the crowd's approval. He basks in the cheers, but immediately starts staring at Jay Dawg. Before his song ends, he runs down to the ring, sliding under the bottom rope, and attacks.]

 

*Ding Ding Ding*

 

Curry: "And we're off."

 

NTD: "Jay Dawg with quick kicks to the entering Rotten."

 

Curry: "Rotten obviously wants to get at his throat quickly."

 

Rotten, on his stomach from the slide, takes several kicks in the head before he can react, and reach his feet to retalitate. Rotten gets several nice punches off, taking Jay Dawg back. Realizing this is a losing battle, Dawg spears Rotten into the ropes to slow him down, and the referee calls for the break. Jay Dawg looks as though it will be clean before raking Rotten's eyes, and immediately taking him into a belly to belly suplex, taking the big man down. He looks up in approval, and quickly goes to work with more kicks, causing Rotten to tumble to the ropes for the referee's protection, but get's little help until the referee is at 4 1/2.

 

Curry: "Looking for the save early."

 

NTD: "There are no time outs, he needs to just get up like a man, and not escape to the ropes like a baby."

 

Rotten stands to his feet in just enough time to take a kick to the stomach from Jay Dawg, as he attempts a ddt, but it is avoided by Rotten holding on to the ropes as he was so close, sending Dawg to the ground alone. Johnny quickly hits a high jumping elbow drop, and quickly locks in an armbar tightly, as Dawg clings to the ropes himself.

 

Curry: "And now JD is grasping to the ropes, is he a baby?!"

 

NTD: "No, it was calculated positioning on his part."

 

Curry: "Right...."

 

Rotten gives a clean break, and immediately steps away from the ropes, as Jay Dawg looks awfully tatered for such a short time in the hold. Rotten starts running towards JD, but puts on the breaks as soon as he grabs ahold of the ropes again. Rotten takes a few steps back as Jay Dawg makes sure his hair is correctly positioned before continuing. Rotten looks at the ref as if to say, "Come on...", and the ref shrugs as Dawg slowly walks towards the center of the circle putting out his hand for a test of strength. Rotten moves forward against the wishes of the crowd who is yelling for him not to do it. Their hands tap against each others, both looking for a position, and making sure there are no tricks. Finally the two lock on with one hand, and then the other. Rotten stands for a few seconds, and laughs at Dawg before pushing him so hard he tumbles backwards.

 

Curry: "Obviously Rotten is much stronger than Dawg."

 

NTD: "Don't count my boy out yet. He might have strained his arm while walking out to the ring."

 

Again, Dawg puts a hand out for a test of strength, and again Rotten accepts locking the arm, but takes a knee to the gut for his trouble. This time, a ddt from Dawg is acceptable, and he takes Rotten down hard to the mat. Rotten quick to his feet as Dawg, gets taken down once again from a drop toe hold, as Dawg moves to the arms of Rotten for an armbar of his own. Twisting tightly, the U.S. champion starts to work on Rotten trying to slow him down, and keep him down. Rotten reaches one knee, and Dawg jerks the arm to cause him back to the ground. realizing at this rate he'll be up soon, JD loses the armbar, for a more conventional headlock twisting it in to a down Rotten.

 

Curry: "I'll give it to our new U.S. Champion, he is definately working Rotten down to try and increase his chances of winning."

 

NTD: "You're talking as if JD can't beat Rotten, Jay Dawg is 10 times the star that Rotten is."

 

Curry: "That's why he is doing his bidding for Da Pound."

 

NTD: "Of course, Da Pound are major players!"

 

Rotten again attempts to release himself from the grip of the U.S. Champion, merely finding himself at a loss, yet reaches one knee before Dawg lifts him up, and hits a bulldog on the Vice Commish. The crowd is almost completely out of this one, as they are waiting for Rotten to exude some control which just isn't coming. Jay Dawg starts to gloat walking around the ring, almost amazed he was worried about this bout. Rotten starts to stand up, and as he does a knee is thrust into his lower back. Getting pissed, Rotten turns around and rakes the eyes of Dawg looking for some time to recover. Rotten starts punching away at Dawg gaining more and more anger in his eyes from the attack on Storm. Each punch signals another boost from the crowd as he works away on JD. An irish whip into the ropes, and Jay Dawg comes back to recieve a back body drop which the crowd pops on at the slap of his body hitting the mat. Rotten turns towards Jay Dawg motioning him to get up. Jay Dawg gets to his feet only to be hip tossed across the ring, JD up once more, and takes a second hip toss, sliding into the corner. Rotten get's an evil glee to him as he rushes to the corner.

 

Curry: "He shouldn't attempt the Shattered Dreams, he tried too early in his match with the Prophet, and Dawg is much more resiliant."

 

NTD: "Forget all the bad things I said about Rotten, DO THE SHATTERED DREAMS!"

 

Rotten charges towards the turnbuckle quickly as Dawg puts a boot up to avoid the expectant attempt of Rotten's finisher. Rotten reels backwards, and Dawg quickly climbs to the top rope. Jumping off into a cross body block, Rotten catches him, and hops a second to reposition Dawg into the position for an Oklahoma Slam, but Dawg slides down Rotten's back, and hits a german suplex. Jay Dawg goes for the cover. The referee dives to the mat for the count.

 

1.....

 

2.....

 

Kickout by Rotten,  and both men reach their feet. Rotten tries a high kick, which is caught. Rotten hops for a couple of seconds, hoping for the chance of an enziguri, but to no avail as Jay Dawg hit's a Dragon Leg Screw. JD considers this his oppertunity to take the match into his hands, and climbs the turnbuckle. Rotten lays grabbing at his leg while JD starts yelling at the crowd as they boo. Taking a few more seconds to position himself, JD flies off, and connects with a flying headbutt. The U.S. Champion makes the cover.

 

1.....

 

2.....

 

Kickout by Rotten, which infuriates JD. Thinking he had the match one, he walks over to consult the referee, going so far as to shove him out of the way before he turns back to his main target. Rotten lies in wait for him to come over, and nails of kick to the face as JD bends down to pull Rotten up. Using his time wisely, he reaches his feet, and starts to lock in the Pyramid Driver. Crossing Jay Dawg's arms underneath him, he lifts the champ up.. and down.

 

NTD: "The Pyramid Driver is Rotten's second favourite move."

 

Curry: "Next to only.. The Shattered Dreams, he will be DQ'd however for using it."

 

NTD: "Yes, but it will sure teach that no gooder a lesson."

 

Curry: "What in the hell are you talking about?!"

 

NTD: "It's a kick in the nuts! What more do you want?!?!"

 

Rotten lifts JD to his feet, and irish whips him into the corner. Running quickly into him with a knee lift, he starts to lock the legs of JD when Gurrilla Radio hits the public announce system which can mean only one thing.

 

NTD: "Stubby is here!!!!"

 

Curry: "What does he want?!"

 

NTD: "Obviously to teach Rotten a lesson he will never forget!"

 

[stubby walks out while his music blasts, microphone in hand. JD wiggles out of this precarious position, and rolls out of the ring.]

 

Stubby: "Cut my music!......"

 

[The crowd is booing like crazy as Rotten looks around in wonder.]

 

Stubby: "Rotten ole' boy, I've got a little news for you."

 

[The crowd continues to boo, as Rotten walks over to the ropes to lean over while Stubby speaks, already aboring the situation at hand.]

 

Stubby: "You are a complete moron Rotten." [The boos intensify.] "It's not like it wouldn't take just the smallest ammount of intelligence to figure out that I am the one who ordered the hit on you."

 

[NTD yells out, "You tell him Stubbs," as Curry startings screaming about how this is his fault.]

 

Stubby: "You would have thought that even someone of your jobbing caliber could have figured out that I am now with Da Pound...."

 

[Rotten looks rather distressed at the current situation, feeling rather red in the face over not having picked that up, as well as really pissed off. The crowd is starting to fling things at Stubby.]

 

Stubby: "Heh, and to think you actually thought that we were friends. I put you through the most humiliating matches I could think of. A cranberry match with Apostle, A snow pile match, Hell, I even gave you that little deputy star."

 

[Rotten looks down at the star, and grimices.]

 

Stubby: "You actually thought you were a friend of mine... that's really sad. Even for you...."

 

[Rotten starts to climb through the ropes to attack Stubby.]

 

Stubby: "Get him J D!"

 

JD comes flying from the backside, and hits Rotten over the head with a tire iron for the second time in 4 days. Ravenously beating down Rotten with all the might he has, JD pummels Rotten before throwing the tire iron on his body, and walking towards Stubby.

 

Stubby: "That's what you get, After tonight, your deputy commish stay is OVER!.. Hit my f'in music!"

 

[Gurrilla Radio hits the p.a. once more as Rotten lays on the ground next to the tire iron. Jay Dawg walks up to Stubby, and the two walk out as more things are being thrown at them by the crowd.]

 

NTD: "Well, that was a wonderful match I had absolutely nothing to do with."

 

Curry: "You are horrible, Rotten is on the ground in pain. We have to go to commercial, the medical team is rushing down to check on Rotten, and we'll be back with more Smarkdown in a few minutes."

 

[The camera shows Rotten being looked over as the crowd is rather silent hoping that Rotten will be okay.]

[Guest]

PROMO:

 

[The scene is Rotten being wheeled out after commercial to the medical room as he passes by a few of the locker rooms. His senses start to come back, and he realizes where he is and goes out to find Stubby. The medical team starts to scream for him to come back, but he is off and running.]

 

Rotten: "Stubby!... Where the hell are you?!"

 

Reaching his office, Rotten starts knocking uncontrollably on the door, as it swings open with little resistance. Inside, Stubby is no where to be found, but that doesn't stop Rotten from ripping apart his office, starting with his desk throwing things towards the walls, and flinging his chair as well.

 

Rotten: "I'll teach you to f' around with Johnny Rotten, you little bitch!"

 

Flipping the desk over, with the contents flying across the room, Johnny exits the office only to find The Prophet was waiting outside. The Prophet starts hammering away at Rotten who is ill to defend himself. Outcast irish whips Rotten into the wall causing him to hit the ground. After a few more stomps, Outcast spits on Rotten, and walks away.

 

The Prophet: "That'll teach you to mess with me...."

 

The medical team sights Rotten once more lying on the ground. They rush over to pick him up, and bring him to be checked for a concussion. Video goes back to Curry and NTD sitting at their desks.

 

NTD: "It looks like Rotten has made a few too many enemies since rejoining the SWF!"

 

Curry: "And he's only been back for two shows. Hopefully we'll learn more before the end of the broadcast."

 

NTD: "He better find some help if he is planning on living through another week here in the SWF."

 

Curry: "We shall see, we need to pause for another commercial, this is Smarkdown!"

 

[before the commercial, it is time for SWF's Smarkdown of the week. The Scene is shown once more of Jay Dawg attacking Rotten over the head with a tire iron on Storm. Afterwards, commercials.]

[Guest Beingz0wningj00]

Ugh... Don't know how long that was... but why you getting beat up by Prophet?

 

 

LOL @ Rotten having Stubby say he put him through humiliating matches... Trarg... I wish I had that in my match. Ah well.

 

*hits Rotten in the head with a tire iron*

[Guest BA_Baracus]

PROMO (Stubby P. McWeed);

"Meh...sorry things got screwed up with sending your match, although it wasn't me who screwed up, so I guess I'm not sorry!

 

Ha!

 

Anyways, needless to say that would have beaten Dawg's piece of shite.

 

Mothernature says, darn tootin'..."