Bret hart to contact the spirit of owen

[Guest]

I shit you not.

 

From 411wrestling.com

 

"Bret Hart will be appearing on an ABC special titled "Contact: Talking to the Dead." The one hour special will feature a psychic named George Anderson who will attempt to communicate with the Bret's late brother Owen Hart as well as his late mother Helen Hart. The special is scheduled to air on April 22nd at 10PM ET."

 

What they forgot to report on was that Owen will be describing how Vince McMahon, Sr. is holding him down in favor of pushing bigger wrestlers like Andre, Bruiser Brody and Terry Gordy in Afterlife Chanmpionship Wrestling. He might get at a shot at reforming his tag team with Yokozuna and go for the belts at Purgatory Havoc in May against the current champs, "Ravishing" Rick Rude and "Gentleman" Chris Adams.

 

Bret will also be trying to locate his dead credibility.

[Guest evenflowDDT]

You should be more careful next time, there's already a post about this, titled "bret's really lost it this time" or something like that.  I'm not sure how multiple posts of the same topic affect the board, but I know they're a bitch to sort through, especially on my 28.8, so aesthetically that holds down the board.

 

Off-topic: anyone know a more polite to say "they're a bitch to..."? I rarely use this terminology because I try and watch my language, but, like many swear words, I really can't think of any other way to say that.

[Guest]

oops...sorry

[Guest nWoScorpion]

If you believe that the 2nd paragraph in your post is funny, theirs something wron wtih you.

[Guest muswp1]

Since I can't find that other thread, I will make my comments here:  Bret has ####ing lost it if he actually believes this is a good idea.  Whoever talked Bret into this should be shot, or forced to listen to non-stop Steph promos.

[Guest Kahran Ramsus]

I will close this now that the other thread has been bumped.