Swf storm predictions

[Guest Muzz]

It would be good to have a predictions thread, drum up some interest in the ol' SWF. Everyone post, WF'ers and Jl'ers alike.

 

This card looks particulary good, so, if you don't post, I'll roll you up in a carpet and throw you off a bridge.

 

And that my friends, is a damn promise.

 

Card!

 

TRIPLE THREAT MATCH

Perfect Bo vs. Johnny Rotten vs. Sacred

- On Smarkdown Perfect Bo attacked Edwin and tried to cost him the ICTV title in his match against Sacred.  Bo and Sacred teamed up on Edwin, but Rotten made the save and apparently joined the Carnival!  Stubby booked this match hoping it would turn into a two on one against Rotten, but there’s also plenty of history between Bo and Sacred…

 

HARDCORE TITLE MATCH

Longdogger Pete © vs. The Prophet

- Longdogger survived Mistress Sarah in a cage and even though he’s still barely recovered from that match, he takes on the wily Prophet this Friday!

 

NON-TITLE SINGLES MATCH

Hville Thugg vs. Thoth

- It’s war between da Pound and the Clan and on last weeks Storm Thoth laid Thugg out with a steel chair after losing to him and Sacred in a tag match.  Thugg plans to beat some respect into the former ICTV champion this Friday.

 

3-WAY ELIMINATION MATCH FOR THE LIGHT-HEAVYWEIGHT TITLE

El Luchadore Magnifico © vs. Mistress Sarah vs. Lady Red

- Sarah and Lady Red’s LHW #1 contendership match was rudely interrupted by a large sea mammal on Smarkdown, and the result of that match (Lady Red winning) has been tossed out.  Instead both Mistress Sarah and Lady Red get a shot at the LHW champ on Storm!

 

NO-DQ US TITLE MATCH

Jay Dawg © vs. K-Os

- Much to almost everyone’s surprise, eternal jobber Jay Dawg managed to defeat the promising rookie K-Os, to regain the US title on last week’s Storm.  Now K-Os gets his rematch.

 

SINGLES MATCH

Mark Stevens vs. Fallout

- Many people believe (and rightfully so) that Mark Stevens was screwed out of a third heavyweight title reign on Battleground.  Despite that, Fallout is now the new #1 contender as he managed to beat Steven’s friend El Luchadore Magnifico on the same show.  Stevens challenged Fallout to this match to test his skills against the next man scheduled to fight Thugg for the title.

 

Remember what I said. *shakes fist*

[Guest Muzz]

TRIPLE THREAT MATCH

Perfect Bo vs. Johnny Rotten vs. Sacred

- On Smarkdown Perfect Bo attacked Edwin and tried to cost him the ICTV title in his match against Sacred.  Bo and Sacred teamed up on Edwin, but Rotten made the save and apparently joined the Carnival!  Stubby booked this match hoping it would turn into a two on one against Rotten, but there’s also plenty of history between Bo and Sacred…

 

Bo, please don't say I'm better than you, and don't say you're crap. In my mind, Bo is hungry to win, and with his new style, he can. I'll try my best, and Rotten will hopefully send his match in this time.

 

HARDCORE TITLE MATCH

Longdogger Pete © vs. The Prophet

- Longdogger survived Mistress Sarah in a cage and even though he’s still barely recovered from that match, he takes on the wily Prophet this Friday!

 

Well, I would say Outcast, if he we're around, but he seems to have gone back to no showing. Longdoggah to take the match, and in impressive style, as always.

 

NON-TITLE SINGLES MATCH

Hville Thugg vs. Thoth

- It’s war between da Pound and the Clan and on last weeks Storm Thoth laid Thugg out with a steel chair after losing to him and Sacred in a tag match.  Thugg plans to beat some respect into the former ICTV champion this Friday.

 

Thugg is back, and hopefully ready to write, but Thoth is as difficult opponent as you can get. Thugg is my pick, but Thoth will give him a run for his money.

 

3-WAY ELIMINATION MATCH FOR THE LIGHT-HEAVYWEIGHT TITLE

El Luchadore Magnifico © vs. Mistress Sarah vs. Lady Red

- Sarah and Lady Red’s LHW #1 contendership match was rudely interrupted by a large sea mammal on Smarkdown, and the result of that match (Lady Red winning) has been tossed out.  Instead both Mistress Sarah and Lady Red get a shot at the LHW champ on Storm!

 

Ooooo, nice match! Two lovely/evil ladies, and Magnifico, Mexican god of wrestling. Magnifico will win in my mind though, and keep that title for a long time.

 

Then lose it to Jay Dawg and win the world title on the rebound.

 

NO-DQ US TITLE MATCH

Jay Dawg © vs. K-Os

- Much to almost everyone’s surprise, eternal jobber Jay Dawg managed to defeat the promising rookie K-Os, to regain the US title on last week’s Storm.  Now K-Os gets his rematch.

 

Jay Dawg has stuck around all this time, and he wins the US title. I was happy he did, but then K-O's won it from him.

 

And then Dawg won it back.

 

And I think K-O's will keep the pattern going, winning in impressive fashion. K-O's = World Champion some day.

 

SINGLES MATCH

Mark Stevens vs. Fallout

- Many people believe (and rightfully so) that Mark Stevens was screwed out of a third heavyweight title reign on Battleground.  Despite that, Fallout is now the new #1 contender as he managed to beat Steven’s friend El Luchadore Magnifico on the same show.  Stevens challenged Fallout to this match to test his skills against the next man scheduled to fight Thugg for the title.

 

Ouch, I'd pay to read this one. Two old veterans from way back, who I greatly respect. Should be a wonderful battle, but Fallout is my choice. He probably has the best IGNWF/SWF record at the moment, and has had one of the best title reigns ever. Now he'll step up, and hopefully, win the world title.

[Guest]

TRIPLE THREAT MATCH

Perfect Bo vs. Johnny Rotten vs. Sacred

- On Smarkdown Perfect Bo attacked Edwin and tried to cost him the ICTV title in his match against Sacred.  Bo and Sacred teamed up on Edwin, but Rotten made the save and apparently joined the Carnival!  Stubby booked this match hoping it would turn into a two on one against Rotten, but there’s also plenty of history between Bo and Sacred…

 

I have to go with me, or why do I write at all. I think I have a good shot, and as long as the board doesn't go down in flames, I should have a nice match going.

 

If I get beat, it will be by Bo, and I will cry the night away.

 

HARDCORE TITLE MATCH

Longdogger Pete © vs. The Prophet

- Longdogger survived Mistress Sarah in a cage and even though he’s still barely recovered from that match, he takes on the wily Prophet this Friday!

 

The Prophet will win if he writes, that being said, Pete takes it.

 

NON-TITLE SINGLES MATCH

Hville Thugg vs. Thoth

- It’s war between da Pound and the Clan and on last weeks Storm Thoth laid Thugg out with a steel chair after losing to him and Sacred in a tag match.  Thugg plans to beat some respect into the former ICTV champion this Friday.

 

Thoth. That's my pick, THOTH. I have no doubt about this.

 

3-WAY ELIMINATION MATCH FOR THE LIGHT-HEAVYWEIGHT TITLE

El Luchadore Magnifico © vs. Mistress Sarah vs. Lady Red

- Sarah and Lady Red’s LHW #1 contendership match was rudely interrupted by a large sea mammal on Smarkdown, and the result of that match (Lady Red winning) has been tossed out.  Instead both Mistress Sarah and Lady Red get a shot at the LHW champ on Storm!

 

ELM. Again, No doubt about it.

 

NO-DQ US TITLE MATCH

Jay Dawg © vs. K-Os

- Much to almost everyone’s surprise, eternal jobber Jay Dawg managed to defeat the promising rookie K-Os, to regain the US title on last week’s Storm.  Now K-Os gets his rematch.

 

I can't beileve I'm saying this.... Jay Dawg is going to beat K-Os to retain... man... I never thought i would say that...

 

SINGLES MATCH

Mark Stevens vs. Fallout

- Many people believe (and rightfully so) that Mark Stevens was screwed out of a third heavyweight title reign on Battleground.  Despite that, Fallout is now the new #1 contender as he managed to beat Steven’s friend El Luchadore Magnifico on the same show.  Stevens challenged Fallout to this match to test his skills against the next man scheduled to fight Thugg for the title.

 

This one is difficult, but I better go with Mark as to not make the carnival upset, and want to add to my list of enemies. Mark, yeah.. definately him. Not the other guy who I admire in this league, nope.... Please don't beat me up...

[Guest Beingz0wningj00]

Dudes... try not to copy the descriptions... it's hard on the server.

 

 

TRIPLE THREAT MATCH

Perfect Bo vs. Johnny Rotten vs. Sacred

- I love you all, but Sacred needs this rebound win. Damn Aussie and his low self esteem

 

HARDCORE TITLE MATCH

Longdogger Pete © vs. The Prophet

- LDP defeats NoShowcast most likely... unless Cast shows and jobs the match due to not wanting the Hardcore title... Out of curiosity... when did we drop the Gamers in the title?

 

NON-TITLE SINGLES MATCH

Hville Thugg vs. Thoth

- He's the champ for a bleeping reason. HV-fucking-T!

 

3-WAY ELIMINATION MATCH FOR THE LIGHT-HEAVYWEIGHT TITLE

El Luchadore Magnifico © vs. Mistress Sarah vs. Lady Red

- Blarg, I'm pretty sure ELM will win due to circumstances known by the Dawg.

 

NO-DQ US TITLE MATCH

Jay Dawg © vs. K-Os

- Bah @ K-Os getting a rematch on a rematch. I remember when I was Petro the Clown, I asked K-Os if he wanted to team up... LOL... the bitch went to Brimstone. What a whore. Anyway, I take no damn offense to anyone predicting him... but I've got one hell of a storm ready to thump you... and one fuck of a hate promo ready to kick your ass if I lose.

 

SINGLES MATCH

Mark Stevens vs. Fallout

 

When they fought before, I always picked Fallout, but Stevens kept winning... another case of the "What a bitch!" Anyone's game, but Fallout best prove me right this time.

[Guest Perfect_Bo]

It's my turn, now I'm going to spit the truth..

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TRIPLE THREAT MATCH

Perfect Bo vs. Johnny Rotten vs. Sacred

-Ok, this is going to be hard for me to pick my self, why?  Well, Rotten is underrated and I know that for a fact.  Sacred, I know you hate me saying this, but, you are better than I am.  How many times we faught?  And I many times you have destroyed me?  Ok then...  Hungry, yeah I'm hungry, shit, I havent ate all day.  What is the new style that you're talking about?  I really dont know it, and the funny shit is that I'm writing it and someone noticed it before I did...  I think it's going to be between Sacred and Rotten, I'm picking Sacred because he's evil and Rotten will not have time for some reason.  

 

HARDCORE TITLE MATCH

Longdogger Pete © vs. The Prophet

- Prophet is one of the best writers in the fed when he shows up...  Pete will win.

 

NON-TITLE SINGLES MATCH

Hville Thugg vs. Thoth

- Just like JD said...  Thugg isnt the champion for nothing... He's a fuckin good writer, so is Thoth, but I think that Thugg is just a tad better when he has the time..  Thugg wins..

 

3-WAY ELIMINATION MATCH FOR THE LIGHT-HEAVYWEIGHT TITLE

El Luchadore Magnifico © vs. Mistress Sarah vs. Lady Red

- I think ELM wins this one, out of the three he's been world champion with that 20000 word match (I still remember) and that was a great match.  He's been to the top many of times and I think this wont be any different...  ELM wins.

 

NO-DQ US TITLE MATCH

Jay Dawg © vs. K-Os

- Ok, I hear so many good things about K-Os, but how many times did I tell you about JD when he has time and want to write a good match...  This guy is good, and he will retain that title...  JD wins..

 

SINGLES MATCH

Mark Stevens vs. Fallout

- Two people that earn my respect for winning and winning and more winning...  I'm a mark for both of them and that's why I cant choose a winner, I'm really hoping that write together and put some crazy shit on it...  If I have to choose, I think I would go with Mark...  Mark's match did beat his match once...  Dont remember which one but it's true...  Although I really want Fallout to win...

 

That's my prediction, love it, like it, live it...

 

B "Still scare of Sacred because damn, he scarred himself, that's eeeevvvviiiillll." O

[Guest El Luchadore Magnifico]

17,000, Bo, not 20,000! Sheesh, you people make it sound like I have no life or something...

 

Erm, moving on...

 

TRIPLE THREAT MATCH

Perfect Bo vs. Johnny Rotten vs. Sacred

-I really enjoy the setup to this match. That being said, my blood is infused with Carnie pride, so I'll go with Rotten for the victory.

 

He better not laugh at my singing anymore, though...

 

HARDCORE TITLE MATCH

Longdogger Pete © vs. The Prophet

-Gah...LDP really showed what he can do in that cage match against Sarah, but I don't think he'll get it this time. Prophet for the win.

 

NON-TITLE SINGLES MATCH

Hville Thugg vs. Thoth

- Probably Thugg, but I certainly wouldn't be surprised to see a Thoth victory.

 

3-WAY ELIMINATION MATCH FOR THE LIGHT-HEAVYWEIGHT TITLE

El Luchadore Magnifico © vs. Mistress Sarah vs. Lady Red

- Damned if I know. The stuff I'm writing is turning out pretty good, though...

 

NO-DQ US TITLE MATCH

Jay Dawg © vs. K-Os

- Like Bo said, JD is a lot better than people give him credit for. He's also a bitch. Regardless, he'll take this.

 

SINGLES MATCH

Mark Stevens vs. Fallout

- Hahah, PPV-Main Event Quality Matchup right here! I certainly know what Fallout is capable of; there's a good chance he'll be our next champion within a few weeks. However, I think that Stevens is really on a roll, and I just can't bet against a Carnie. Go Grand Slam!

[Guest realitycheck]

Didn't Divefire once write a 21 000 word match? Regardless, some JL SCUM predictions...

 

TRIPLE THREAT MATCH

Perfect Bo vs. Johnny Rotten vs. Sacred

Between the humiliation of Gus, the stunning joining of a certian traveling porno show, and much talking to one's self, I'm hard pressed to find a winner. In this case, my heart goes out to the Aussie, because he dosen't have to deal with plot convenience ladders, and not noticing when certian opponents are getting up...

 

WINNER: Sacred

 

HARDCORE TITLE MATCH

Longdogger Pete © vs. The Prophet

 

"Dear Mr Z,

 

I was watching an old tape of IGNWF shows, when I saw outcast actually win a match. I turned to my daddy and asked "Is it true? Is there showing?"

 

He said, "If you see it in the SWF, it is so."

 

So, tell me please, is there showing?

 

-Virginia489"

 

With eyes east of the sun and west of the moon, I use my power. This power of prediction for good, and not evil, this power to predict the fate of the Peter one...

 

...

 

 

Yes, Virginia, there is showing.

 

(Jeez, that's alot of typing to set up one lame joke, isn't it?)

 

 

NON-TITLE SINGLES MATCH

Hville Thugg vs. Thoth

Any particular reason the match desciption says 'Former ICTV champ' and not 'Current WORLD champ'? Regardless, I mark for Thoth -and, not that I'm sucking up or anything- and I think he's one of the more underated writers in SWF, -not that I'm the type to suck up- and is totally cool, and awesome and stuff, so I guess I've got to go with...

 

WINNER: Thoth. (Not that I'm sucking up.)

 

Seriously, if Thoth did win, that'd add one helluva spin on the Clan/Pound angle, wouldn't it?

 

3-WAY ELIMINATION MATCH FOR THE LIGHT-HEAVYWEIGHT TITLE

El Luchadore Magnifico © vs. Mistress Sarah vs. Lady Red

I shall now use my educashun...

 

"Hola. Mi nombre es estrella de goma de la lechuga de Tuco que golpea la cabra con el pie Odelay Rameriez. Usted mató a mi padre. Prepárese para morir."

 

Aunque marco para la señora linda, extraña, japonesa, digo las aplicaciones enmascaradas del hermano del carnaval su vieja edad y tretchary contra las señoras. Luchadore de largo vivo de los los!

 

GANADOR: Señor Magnifico

 

NO-DQ US TITLE MATCH

Jay Dawg © vs. K-Os

I'm totally loving this. To think that an unsuspecting newbie match (Well, not really THAT unsuspecting...) escalates to the point that JD produces one of his best matches to date. I have to agree with a few people, JD is better than most give him credit for. I love his use of psycology, for one. I'm also enjoying the whole Molly/Lady Red whatever. Bets that that factors in...? That said, I'll have to go with...

 

WINNER: Jay Dawg

 

 

 

SINGLES MATCH

Mark Stevens vs. Fallout

To think, I remember when these guys lost to Heat and Mr. Galatea, respectivley. Shows how long I'VE been lurking. I'll keep the INSANE VERBOSENESS~! down forr this one, and just say...

 

WINNER: Mark Stevens

 

(Former world champ. Dude who will be world champ. Tidal waves of momentum are unfortunate, however.)

 

-Z

Just waiting for Metal...

[Guest chirs3]

Heh, I got the Virginia joke. Clever boy.

[Guest crusen86]

He wrote a 25,000 worder. 10,000 was intro, I heard. It's from From The Fire 2001 if you wanna know. Yeah.

 

TRIPLE THREAT MATCH

Perfect Bo vs. Johnny Rotten vs. Sacred

- Sacred, if he writes.

 

HARDCORE TITLE MATCH

Longdogger Pete © vs. The Prophet

- Cast is gone, yo. Pete.

 

NON-TITLE SINGLES MATCH

Hville Thugg vs. Thoth

- I have a feeling Thoth for some reason...

 

3-WAY ELIMINATION MATCH FOR THE LIGHT-HEAVYWEIGHT TITLE

El Luchadore Magnifico © vs. Mistress Sarah vs. Lady Red

- MMMMMMMMMMMMAAAAAAAAAAAAAGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGG!!!!!!!!!!

 

NO-DQ US TITLE MATCH

Jay Dawg © vs. K-Os

- K-Os underestimated JD at a guess. I don't think he'll do it again.

 

SINGLES MATCH

Mark Stevens vs. Fallout

- Hmm... The two remaining consistent vets. It's Fallout's time.

[Guest Zero_Cool]

As we wait for Storm to be posted, which from my experience will be posted tomorrow at about 4:46 eastern standard time here are some more predictions.

 

 

TRIPLE THREAT MATCH

Perfect Bo vs. Johnny Rotten vs. Sacred

-Why is Sacred curtain jerking?  Ludicris (sp?, or did I just spell out the name of a lousy rapper?) I say!!  Anyway, Evil dude rules, and he wins

 

HARDCORE TITLE MATCH

Longdogger Pete © vs. The Prophet

-Pete, because Outcast no shows again.

 

NON-TITLE SINGLES MATCH

Hville Thugg vs. Thoth

-Thoth and his "strap pants" are no match for the Ebonic Scholar...ok, bad nickname, but I didn't have time to think.

 

3-WAY ELIMINATION MATCH FOR THE LIGHT-HEAVYWEIGHT TITLE

El Luchadore Magnifico © vs. Mistress Sarah vs. Lady Red

-Sarah seems to be back into her form of about this time last year, but ELM is...oh what the hell, Sarah with the win.  Honorable mention to Lady Red for being brave enough to wear a kimono while sauntering, or since she's in The Clan, creeping to ringside.

 

NO-DQ US TITLE MATCH

Jay Dawg © vs. K-Os

-You know, a Gamblin' Man may pick K-Os on this one.  But ya see Jay Dawg is kinda like Jake the Snake Roberts...

 

Jay:  You wanna play 21?  I got 22.  You wanna play poker?  I got two of those too!

 

....erm, you get the picture, I think..Jay Dawg wins.

 

SINGLES MATCH

Mark Stevens vs. Fallout

-GSMS, while having a cool name that can be shortened to four capital letters, is not Fallout...who's name you can't really shrink down.  Fallout wins, as he is better than Stevens on this night.