Mary-Kate and Ashley Go to College

[Kinetic 0]

While identical, each of the twins has subtle traits that reveal themselves in things like facial expressions and eye gleams and so on. For instance, you can tell from Ashley's devilish smirk that she's the sort of girl who's likely to take on the entire varsity football team in a story entitled "Ashley Olsen's Locker Room Gangbang Pts. 1-12." By the same token, Mary-Kate's naive eyes makes her more likely to engage in a steamy affair with her new roommate, a curvaceous French piano prodigy.

[godthedog 0]

^ i am so spanking it to that post after my mom goes to bed tonight.

[Golgo 13 0]

Kinetic's posts have that kind of effect on people.

[Lord of The Curry 0]

While identical, each of the twins has subtle traits that reveal themselves in things like facial expressions and eye gleams and so on. For instance, you can tell from Ashley's devilish smirk that she's the sort of girl who's likely to take on the entire varsity football team in a story entitled "Ashley Olsen's Locker Room Gangbang Pts. 1-12." By the same token, Mary-Kate's naive eyes makes her more likely to engage in a steamy affair with her new roommate, a curvaceous French piano prodigy.

I nominate Dave Coulier as the aforementioned well hung Professor. He can do the "Cut....It....Out" thing while doing Mary-Kate cowgirl and going down on Ashley.

[Kinetic 0]

The only danger in giving Dave Coulier a part in anything is that his suddenly increased profile could again somehow enable him to break the heart of a sweet but ultimately vindictive Canadian singer-songwriter and former children's television star, thus subjecting the lot of us to another "You Oughta Know" and subsequently forcing me to summon up the statistic that the aforementioned singer-songwriter's album sold 20 Million+ copies when making an assessment of how depressing the previous decade's musical output was.

 

I can see no real harm in having them boned by John Stamos, however.

[Lord of The Curry 0]

And maybe Aunt Becky videotapes the whole thing?

[BlackFlagg 0]

And maybe Aunt Becky videotapes the whole thing?

Forget that, have Stamos tape while Aunt Becky joins in

[Lord of The Curry 0]

I like your idea.

[Guest FrigidSoul]

I just want one of the Olsen Twins to have their mouth on my genitalia while my tongue is in their twin's genitalia...is that too much to ask?

[RepoMan 0]

University of Cincy and U of Dayton. Damn them, Damn their overly rich and young souls to hell for not picking the two best academic instituitions in southwest Ohio

Your saying UC is better than Miami?

[LaParkaYourCar 0]

The only danger in giving Dave Coulier a part in anything is that his suddenly increased profile could again somehow enable him to break the heart of a sweet but ultimately vindictive Canadian singer-songwriter and former children's television star, thus subjecting the lot of us to another "You Oughta Know" and subsequently forcing me to summon up the statistic that the aforementioned singer-songwriter's album sold 20 Million+ copies when making an assessment of how depressing the previous decade's musical output was.

 

I can see no real harm in having them boned by John Stamos, however.

What the??? "You Oughta Know" was written about Uncle Joey??? Damn!

[EdwardKnoxII 0]

QUOTE (Kinetic @ Dec 24 2003, 05:33 PM)

The only danger in giving Dave Coulier a part in anything is that his suddenly increased profile could again somehow enable him to break the heart of a sweet but ultimately vindictive Canadian singer-songwriter and former children's television star, thus subjecting the lot of us to another "You Oughta Know" and subsequently forcing me to summon up the statistic that the aforementioned singer-songwriter's album sold 20 Million+ copies when making an assessment of how depressing the previous decade's musical output was.

 

I can see no real harm in having them boned by John Stamos, however.

 

What the??? "You Oughta Know" was written about Uncle Joey??? Damn!

 

Yeah it was. And I also remember hearing the rumor that Alanis gave head to Dave Coulier while in a movie theater.

[LaParkaYourCar 0]

QUOTE (Kinetic @ Dec 24 2003, 05:33 PM)

The only danger in giving Dave Coulier a part in anything is that his suddenly increased profile could again somehow enable him to break the heart of a sweet but ultimately vindictive Canadian singer-songwriter and former children's television star, thus subjecting the lot of us to another "You Oughta Know" and subsequently forcing me to summon up the statistic that the aforementioned singer-songwriter's album sold 20 Million+ copies when making an assessment of how depressing the previous decade's musical output was.

 

I can see no real harm in having them boned by John Stamos, however. 

 

What the??? "You Oughta Know" was written about Uncle Joey??? Damn! 

 

Yeah it was. And I also remember hearing the rumor that Alanis gave head to Dave Coulier while in a movie theater.

Well it was mentioned in the song....I'll never look at Uncle Joey the same.

[EdwardKnoxII 0]

Well it was mentioned in the song....I'll never look at Uncle Joey the same.

 

Yeah the stuff with Joey and Danny Tanner being a dirty man in real life it's going to be freaky watching Full House reruns.