Kinetic Posted December 22, 2003 Report Posted December 22, 2003 While identical, each of the twins has subtle traits that reveal themselves in things like facial expressions and eye gleams and so on. For instance, you can tell from Ashley's devilish smirk that she's the sort of girl who's likely to take on the entire varsity football team in a story entitled "Ashley Olsen's Locker Room Gangbang Pts. 1-12." By the same token, Mary-Kate's naive eyes makes her more likely to engage in a steamy affair with her new roommate, a curvaceous French piano prodigy.
godthedog Posted December 23, 2003 Report Posted December 23, 2003 ^ i am so spanking it to that post after my mom goes to bed tonight.
Golgo 13 Posted December 23, 2003 Report Posted December 23, 2003 Kinetic's posts have that kind of effect on people.
Lord of The Curry Posted December 25, 2003 Report Posted December 25, 2003 While identical, each of the twins has subtle traits that reveal themselves in things like facial expressions and eye gleams and so on. For instance, you can tell from Ashley's devilish smirk that she's the sort of girl who's likely to take on the entire varsity football team in a story entitled "Ashley Olsen's Locker Room Gangbang Pts. 1-12." By the same token, Mary-Kate's naive eyes makes her more likely to engage in a steamy affair with her new roommate, a curvaceous French piano prodigy. I nominate Dave Coulier as the aforementioned well hung Professor. He can do the "Cut....It....Out" thing while doing Mary-Kate cowgirl and going down on Ashley.
Kinetic Posted December 25, 2003 Report Posted December 25, 2003 The only danger in giving Dave Coulier a part in anything is that his suddenly increased profile could again somehow enable him to break the heart of a sweet but ultimately vindictive Canadian singer-songwriter and former children's television star, thus subjecting the lot of us to another "You Oughta Know" and subsequently forcing me to summon up the statistic that the aforementioned singer-songwriter's album sold 20 Million+ copies when making an assessment of how depressing the previous decade's musical output was. I can see no real harm in having them boned by John Stamos, however.
Lord of The Curry Posted December 25, 2003 Report Posted December 25, 2003 And maybe Aunt Becky videotapes the whole thing?
BlackFlagg Posted December 26, 2003 Report Posted December 26, 2003 And maybe Aunt Becky videotapes the whole thing? Forget that, have Stamos tape while Aunt Becky joins in
Guest FrigidSoul Posted December 26, 2003 Report Posted December 26, 2003 I just want one of the Olsen Twins to have their mouth on my genitalia while my tongue is in their twin's genitalia...is that too much to ask?
RepoMan Posted December 29, 2003 Report Posted December 29, 2003 University of Cincy and U of Dayton. Damn them, Damn their overly rich and young souls to hell for not picking the two best academic instituitions in southwest Ohio Your saying UC is better than Miami?
LaParkaYourCar Posted December 29, 2003 Report Posted December 29, 2003 The only danger in giving Dave Coulier a part in anything is that his suddenly increased profile could again somehow enable him to break the heart of a sweet but ultimately vindictive Canadian singer-songwriter and former children's television star, thus subjecting the lot of us to another "You Oughta Know" and subsequently forcing me to summon up the statistic that the aforementioned singer-songwriter's album sold 20 Million+ copies when making an assessment of how depressing the previous decade's musical output was. I can see no real harm in having them boned by John Stamos, however. What the??? "You Oughta Know" was written about Uncle Joey??? Damn!
EdwardKnoxII Posted December 29, 2003 Author Report Posted December 29, 2003 QUOTE (Kinetic @ Dec 24 2003, 05:33 PM) The only danger in giving Dave Coulier a part in anything is that his suddenly increased profile could again somehow enable him to break the heart of a sweet but ultimately vindictive Canadian singer-songwriter and former children's television star, thus subjecting the lot of us to another "You Oughta Know" and subsequently forcing me to summon up the statistic that the aforementioned singer-songwriter's album sold 20 Million+ copies when making an assessment of how depressing the previous decade's musical output was. I can see no real harm in having them boned by John Stamos, however. What the??? "You Oughta Know" was written about Uncle Joey??? Damn! Yeah it was. And I also remember hearing the rumor that Alanis gave head to Dave Coulier while in a movie theater.
LaParkaYourCar Posted December 29, 2003 Report Posted December 29, 2003 QUOTE (Kinetic @ Dec 24 2003, 05:33 PM) The only danger in giving Dave Coulier a part in anything is that his suddenly increased profile could again somehow enable him to break the heart of a sweet but ultimately vindictive Canadian singer-songwriter and former children's television star, thus subjecting the lot of us to another "You Oughta Know" and subsequently forcing me to summon up the statistic that the aforementioned singer-songwriter's album sold 20 Million+ copies when making an assessment of how depressing the previous decade's musical output was. I can see no real harm in having them boned by John Stamos, however. What the??? "You Oughta Know" was written about Uncle Joey??? Damn! Yeah it was. And I also remember hearing the rumor that Alanis gave head to Dave Coulier while in a movie theater. Well it was mentioned in the song....I'll never look at Uncle Joey the same.
EdwardKnoxII Posted December 29, 2003 Author Report Posted December 29, 2003 Well it was mentioned in the song....I'll never look at Uncle Joey the same. Yeah the stuff with Joey and Danny Tanner being a dirty man in real life it's going to be freaky watching Full House reruns.
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