Red Hot Thumbtack In The Eye 0 Report post Posted December 23, 2003 Agent of Oblivion Posted on Dec 23 2003, 11:42 AM -------------------------------------------------------------------------------- Swandive Buttfuck would be a good band name. Filed for possible future use Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Damaramu 0 Report post Posted December 23, 2003 You can have your Benoit marks and Buttfuck bands. Me, I've got a fine lil' lady. You bastard! Stay away from my mom! And Thumbtack.............WHAT THE FUCK IS GOING ON IN YOUR SIG!?!?!?!?!? Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Zack Malibu 0 Report post Posted December 23, 2003 Aw, I see Mrs. Malibu in the thread. Hi honey! I missed you. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Red Hot Thumbtack In The Eye 0 Report post Posted December 23, 2003 And Thumbtack.............WHAT THE FUCK IS GOING ON IN YOUR SIG!?!?!?!?!? There's a bit of backstory in the invasion thread Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Zack Malibu 0 Report post Posted December 23, 2003 You can have your Benoit marks and Buttfuck bands. Me, I've got a fine lil' lady. You bastard! Stay away from my mom! And Thumbtack.............WHAT THE FUCK IS GOING ON IN YOUR SIG!?!?!?!?!? Pfft. Your mom couldn't cut it. Her knees were shot, and with me, flexibility is key. You'll find her dangling from the trapeze in her room, that's where I left her. Hurry up though. The midgets are probably prodding her with sticks. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Damaramu 0 Report post Posted December 23, 2003 You can have your Benoit marks and Buttfuck bands. Me, I've got a fine lil' lady. You bastard! Stay away from my mom! And Thumbtack.............WHAT THE FUCK IS GOING ON IN YOUR SIG!?!?!?!?!? Pfft. Your mom couldn't cut it. Her knees were shot, and with me, flexibility is key. You'll find her dangling from the trapeze in her room, that's where I left her. Hurry up though. The midgets are probably prodding her with sticks. Midgets!? I've always wanted a midget slave! *runs to find midgets* There's nobody in here.......what's this note? *Dear Son: I've run away with the two midgets. We are going to lead a happy and blissful life on Midget island...I am sorry.* NO!!!! MOMMY! Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
welshjerichomark 0 Report post Posted December 23, 2003 Heeeeeeey Zack Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Zack Malibu 0 Report post Posted December 23, 2003 That's for you, WJM. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Damaramu 0 Report post Posted December 23, 2003 Ugh......it's just me and Zack in the thread now...........PUT THAT THING AWAY! Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Zack Malibu 0 Report post Posted December 23, 2003 Ugh......it's just me and Zack in the thread now...........PUT THAT THING AWAY! Dude, don't shun Mr. Piss like that. He's here too, you know. And this thread has Pure Hotness in it's favor once again, since WJM is online too. Her charms have crossed the seas and into my heart. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Damaramu 0 Report post Posted December 23, 2003 Ugh......it's just me and Zack in the thread now...........PUT THAT THING AWAY! Dude, don't shun Mr. Piss like that. He's here too, you know. And this thread has Pure Hotness in it's favor once again, since WJM is online too. Her charms have crossed the seas and into my heart. *puts hand on Zack's shoulder* Dude......do you actually say that stuff in real life? And......how the hell does it work? Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Hank Kingsley 0 Report post Posted December 23, 2003 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
welshjerichomark 0 Report post Posted December 23, 2003 Ugh......it's just me and Zack in the thread now...........PUT THAT THING AWAY! Dude, don't shun Mr. Piss like that. He's here too, you know. And this thread has Pure Hotness in it's favor once again, since WJM is online too. Her charms have crossed the seas and into my heart. *puts hand on Zack's shoulder* Dude......do you actually say that stuff in real life? And......how the hell does it work? Quite well i would imagine. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Zack Malibu 0 Report post Posted December 23, 2003 Ugh......it's just me and Zack in the thread now...........PUT THAT THING AWAY! Dude, don't shun Mr. Piss like that. He's here too, you know. And this thread has Pure Hotness in it's favor once again, since WJM is online too. Her charms have crossed the seas and into my heart. *puts hand on Zack's shoulder* Dude......do you actually say that stuff in real life? And......how the hell does it work? Dude, it works. One day I'll scan the newspaper article on my prom, and how I skipped it. Long story short, the girl I was dating (from another school, different schedules) was going on vacation the week of my prom. Me, being ever so devoted, skipped out, and told the reporter who came to interview some of our class (and me being one of 'em, naturally) that I didn't want to go with just anyone, since the prom is supposed to be a special night. Therefore, I'd rather stay home than betray the girl of my dreams. After seeing that in print, every female in that girls family wanted me. Scary though, I know, but proof that it does indeed work. Just be genuine, and not one of those cheesy, Leisure Suit Larry type of suitors. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Zack Malibu 0 Report post Posted December 23, 2003 Ugh......it's just me and Zack in the thread now...........PUT THAT THING AWAY! Dude, don't shun Mr. Piss like that. He's here too, you know. And this thread has Pure Hotness in it's favor once again, since WJM is online too. Her charms have crossed the seas and into my heart. *puts hand on Zack's shoulder* Dude......do you actually say that stuff in real life? And......how the hell does it work? Quite well i would imagine. See, Dama, there's your proof. I should probably invest in some international calling cards soon, just to here WJM swooning . Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Damaramu 0 Report post Posted December 23, 2003 *unslicks hair and takes off smarmy business suit* So that's my problem.......... But seriously......I am genuine. Unfortunately I'm a genuine nerd. And I like the way I am. And I'm not going to change because some biatch won't go on a date with me. I've had some girls(of course not as many as some people) but those are the type that like nerds. It's hard to find that type of girl.........they're a dying breed.......*sniff* Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
welshjerichomark 0 Report post Posted December 23, 2003 *unslicks hair and takes off smarmy business suit* So that's my problem.......... But seriously......I am genuine. Unfortunately I'm a genuine nerd. And I like the way I am. And I'm not going to change because some biatch won't go on a date with me. I've had some girls(of course not as many as some people) but those are the type that like nerds. It's hard to find that type of girl.........they're a dying breed.......*sniff* I think if you're a genuine nerd, that would explain why you can't get a date. Girl's like at least a bit of confidence. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Zack Malibu 0 Report post Posted December 23, 2003 *unslicks hair and takes off smarmy business suit* So that's my problem.......... But seriously......I am genuine. Unfortunately I'm a genuine nerd. And I like the way I am. And I'm not going to change because some biatch won't go on a date with me. I've had some girls(of course not as many as some people) but those are the type that like nerds. It's hard to find that type of girl.........they're a dying breed.......*sniff* Bah, see, don't keep that state of mind. As long as you tell yourself you're a "genuine nerd", you'll believe it, and make others believe it too. Girls like confidence, and no girl wants a miserable guy. Stay happy go lucky, stay involved with what you like to do, and take it from there. Don't go changing on account of impressing someone else. That said, I'm not sure telling a girl that your off-hand remarks led to the term "Swandive Buttfuck" being coined is a good icebreaker. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Zack Malibu 0 Report post Posted December 23, 2003 See, WJM said exactly what I said (in not so many words). If you put yourself down, you'll lead other people to do it. Keep yer chin up, lil' bucko. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Damaramu 0 Report post Posted December 23, 2003 *unslicks hair and takes off smarmy business suit* So that's my problem.......... But seriously......I am genuine. Unfortunately I'm a genuine nerd. And I like the way I am. And I'm not going to change because some biatch won't go on a date with me. I've had some girls(of course not as many as some people) but those are the type that like nerds. It's hard to find that type of girl.........they're a dying breed.......*sniff* I think if you're a genuine nerd, that would explain why you can't get a date. Girl's like at least a bit of confidence. No.......I don't see being a nerd as a bad thing. I see it as a good thing. It's not some thing for losers with no confidence. I wear my nerdiness like a badge of honor. Call me a geek though.......and my fist is going to talk to your face mister. Oh and.......maybe I should slick back my hair and put on my world renown leather jacket.....it worked in rawmvp's romance novel. *thinks for a second* Why am I discussing this? *realizes that he is happy without a girlfriend and actually doesn't want one and hasn't even thought of it until this thread brought it up* Seriously......I like my money.......... Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
welshjerichomark 0 Report post Posted December 23, 2003 Yeah, love yourself and others will too. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Damaramu 0 Report post Posted December 23, 2003 *unslicks hair and takes off smarmy business suit* So that's my problem.......... But seriously......I am genuine. Unfortunately I'm a genuine nerd. And I like the way I am. And I'm not going to change because some biatch won't go on a date with me. I've had some girls(of course not as many as some people) but those are the type that like nerds. It's hard to find that type of girl.........they're a dying breed.......*sniff* Bah, see, don't keep that state of mind. As long as you tell yourself you're a "genuine nerd", you'll believe it, and make others believe it too. Girls like confidence, and no girl wants a miserable guy. Stay happy go lucky, stay involved with what you like to do, and take it from there. Don't go changing on account of impressing someone else. That said, I'm not sure telling a girl that your off-hand remarks led to the term "Swandive Buttfuck" being coined is a good icebreaker. I don't think I'll ever court a girl with swandive buttfuck. Wait.......when did this turn into a "let's help Dama get a date!" thread? I don't need one! I'm good like I am. And for the last time...........being a nerd isn't a bad thing! It's a good thing! Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
welshjerichomark 0 Report post Posted December 23, 2003 I don't really know why people feel the need to label themselves as nerds (or whatever) Its like you're conforming to some High school class system. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Hank Kingsley 0 Report post Posted December 23, 2003 You know what works well? Manilow. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Zack Malibu 0 Report post Posted December 23, 2003 See, not only are WJM and I compatible, but we've combined our efforts to boost your spirits. We rule. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
welshjerichomark 0 Report post Posted December 23, 2003 See, not only are WJM and I compatible, but we've combined our efforts to boost your spirits. We rule. Damn right. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
justsoyouknow 0 Report post Posted December 23, 2003 You know what works well? Manowar. Hell yes it does. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Zack Malibu 0 Report post Posted December 23, 2003 Manilow, eh? Never tried that, but I've done O-Town and it's worked wonders. "All Or Nothing" gets the ladies every time. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Hank Kingsley 0 Report post Posted December 23, 2003 Come on, who on Earth can resist "Mandy"? Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Damaramu 0 Report post Posted December 23, 2003 I don't really know why people feel the need to label themselves as nerds (or whatever) Its like you're conforming to some High school class system. *pulls out hair* Being a nerd is a good thing IMO! It means that you are a genuine nice guy that is in to whatever thing you're into that society deems "uncool" be it video games, star wars, Anime, Fantasy, D&D, and whatnot. You don't care what they say. You don't care that some people may look down on you for it. Fuck them. You're having fun doing it. You're surrounded by others that are having fun doing it and are having fun with you. You don't need to be "popular" or "cool" because those people aren't genuine anyways. They aren't the kind of people you want to associate with. They're assholes that will turn on each other at the drop of a hat. You don't need that. You've got real friends here. You've got genuine friends in your "nerd bracket" so to speak. So why do you need to be popular or cool(which are just illusions anyways)? You don't. You're a nice guy that is having fun doing what he loves and nobody can take it away from you. That's what being a nerd is to me. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
