New Vampiro interview

[Guest BrokenWings]

WARNING: Being that the interview was conducted on a juggalo website, there are some questions regarding ICP and whatnot. So, if you're just going to bitch about that after reading through it all, don't bother.

 

Enjoy.

 

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HODGE- Sup man! It's been too long since our last interview. How have things been?

 

VAMPIRO- Insane...up and down. Its like everything is about to happen, but it just takes one slip and it all fucks up. I hate to complain, but since I lost my wife...I am now going to lose my daughter and it's killing me. I love my daughter! Also, I have to leave mexico now after 15 years. It's for work or else I wont be able to support her and myself. Mexico is just fucked. I love it but it's poor as a motherfucker here. Other than that, I'm still the King!

 

HODGE- I understand that you were a close friend to JESSIKA PRIMO. For those who don't know, Jessika was a very loyal Juggalette and most importantly an Amazing young lady! What are your thoughts of the late Jessika Primo?

 

VAMPIRO- Shocked! She was my friend. I was just stuned. I knew her forever and we talked all the time. Mostly about our kids. She was a beautiful young woman who loved her daughter and did everything to try to get ahead. As a single mom, thats fucking hard. But she is an angel, and she has gone home. Its sad though, because her daughter will never no just how much she loved her.

 

HODGE- You contacted me from Puerto Rico the other day in need of some Psychopathic contact numbers you'd misplaced. You mentioned that you had big plans in the works and needed to reach VIOLENT J urgently. Is this anything the Juggalos can know about? Did you finally reach VIOLENT J?

 

VAMPIRO- Nope, cant find him but if someone can get him this.....Bro,I miss your ass. You're my boy. Put the shit in the past. I want to invite you to be my partner in some shows, and I am expecting you to walk down the ramp with me at the next gathering. Fuck everyone else. If they gotta problem, lets air it out. If we gotta get it on...lets do it one time and then let it die. I miss you guys. So stop fucking around. YOU, ME and SHAGGY were the TEAM dog! Anyone over there, and you know who are...you gotta a problem, let it go. Lets get this shit together. If not, let it out thats its not happening and it's all good.

 

HODGE- In one of VIOLENT J's recent newsletters he mentioned that he and SHAGGY might head to a NWA/TNA PPV one of these days to re-unite with a old & new friend. Do you think he was hinting to a re-union with you?

 

VAMPIRO- Fuck his new friend. We are family. In the ring its US 3. Thats that!

 

HODGE- This past summer Juggalos and wrestling fans in the U.S. saw your return to the states for the up & coming indy federation MLW. In our last interview you weren't sure if you would be returning for MLW. What sparked your return for them?

 

VAMPIRO- Money, drugs, the fans, and some nice looking ass too!

 

HODGE- For your second show back with MLW you were suppossed to team up with another JUGGALO wrestler and current JCW champion- NOSAWA, for a big tag match. You mentioned to me that you and he were even gonna wear matching JECKEL BROS Jersey's. However, the show was cancelled. When the upcoming MLW tour kicks off in 2004 are you two still gonna be teaming up?

 

VAMPIRO- who knows. I'm down for it. However, all of the wrestlers- every fucking last one is a dirty lying fucking bitch ass liar peice of shit. I hate each and everyone. I want to help NOSAWA, but no one else does. So fuck them. If they see this then confront me and we will talk about it.

 

HODGE- Hey, did you ever see the movie "Pay it Forward" starring Kevin Spacey? In the film they show some footage of you wrestling Billy Kidman.

 

VAMPIRO- More like me beating that little fucking crybabys bitch ass. Not only did I fuck his girl friend but he has no talent, sucks, is ugly ass shit, and stole everything from mexico and never gave up props. He can suck my dick and fuck off. And yeah, the film was ok...thanks to me, lol.

 

HODGE- Can you tell us about the group "Skrewface" that you're affilliated with? Is it a rock band or just some pals?

 

VAMPIRO- Punk rock/ska/and a little bit of devilworship just for fun. I have it in my head that I'm the king of punk, even though I never play!

 

HODGE- You recently made a huge impact on the NWA/TNA PPV's. I know at one point you wouldn't consider working for them due to too many familiar WCW faces. What made you have a change of mind?

 

VAMPIRO- $$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$ and the xanex!

 

HODGE- Speaking of familiar faces from your WCW days, lemme ask you something about Jeff Jarrett. I heard a rumor once that while in WCW you were suppossed to beat JJ for his strap...but he refused. Was their any bad blood between you two in the NWA locker room?

 

VAMPIRO- Yeah...well, he had this sickness. It was called "I am a bitch and a spoiled dick with no talent, so leave me alone". I thought he would get over it but I guess not. It has exploded like hiv, and now he has his own show. The "JEFF JARRETT Hour", but I think they call it TNA or something.

 

HODGE- Are you ever gonna return on NWA/TNA PPV's?

 

VAMPIRO- After what I just said, probably not lol!!!! But the plans are for january.

 

HODGE- Not to long ago you mentioned something to me about a big Documentary Project that you were gonna be starring in soon. Whats going on with that Project?

 

VAMPIRO- I was going to take a camera on the road but I just cant get it together. I am pretty fucking lazy about that shit bro. Plus who would give a fuck ya know?

 

HODGE- Both you and MARZ have told me that it'd be cool to get you on an upcoming track of his. I know you're experienced musician and all. Would it be guitar work, or a Voice intro like you did on ICP & TWIZTID's albums?

 

VAMPIRO- I wanna play in a band bad. Whatever he wants. I'm going to Japan with RANCID for a month. I'll play some songs and see how it goes.

 

HODGE- This topic may seem a bit touchy, but why do you suppose soo many wrestlers are dying lately? It seems like alot of them are young guys too. I don't understand it man?

 

VAMPIRO- Depresion, and bad influences. I mean I take drugs too. I don't condone it, but in wrestling you live in a pretend world. It's alot of shit, but the bottum line is this- 1 xanex for example, will put you too sleep. 30 a day will put you 6 feet deep! Wrestlers are retards. They think if one works then 45 must be better. Its a sad problem. Drug addiction suxxx and its rampant in wrestling. Plus we are always fucking hurt and you gotta play or you dont get paid. So pain killers, heroin, oxycotten, soma, crack, its all there. Its a shame.

 

HODGE- What was the deal with you and ECW? Wasn't their some sort of big mix up when you were in negotiations with them?

 

VAMPIRO- Yeah, no one wanted to work with me because I was to stiff...and not just my dick. Also, they wouldn't commit to the money.

 

HODGE- Do you suppose WCW MGMT knew of ICP's dislike for the band KISS? Is that why they always used angles with you and ICP vs. the Kiss Demon? Maybe to market on their real life drama?

 

VAMPIRO- It was a mistake. We never new why. It was done wrong and I would rather have put that one on paper to wipe my ass with.

 

HODGE- Rumor was that WCW MGMT once had big plans for SHAGGY as a solo wrestler. Were you responsible for teaching him some in-ring skills during his WCW days? What were the plans for him as a solo wrestler anyways?

 

VAMPIRO- I was responsible for showing him halcion, but that kid had mad skills! He didn't need me for anything. He was straight up fearless! I SAW HIM GET FUCKED UP, AND JUST TAKE IT AND KEEP COMMING BACK! HE WAS THE REAL DEAL IN MY BOOK.

 

HODGE- Did you sustain a legit injury in your final PPV match with MIKE AWESOME? Is that why ICP left WCW shortly after...because you weren't there?

 

VAMPIRO- MIKE AWESOME spent the night takeing coke and extasy. He was fucked up in the ring and droped me on my head and broke my neck. Then WCW fired me.

 

HODGE- In 2000 WCW must've gotten some sense cause they started to give you a Big Push! I'm talking about PPV and NITRO wins over- BILLY KIDMAN, STING, RIC FLAIR and even winning the Tag Team Titles with The Great Muta! However, it's been said that not all the big name stars were happy about putting you over. Did STING have a problem with your rise to the top?

 

VAMPIRO- Yup, he had a case of bitchass too. But fuck him. I was honored to work with him, but when he became a bitch I tried to kill him. So he stoped the angle. Just another dick in the road.

 

HODGE- Also in 2000 you wrestled HUGH MORRUS(aka Bill Demott) in the BRIAN PILLMAN Memorial Show. Were you close with BRIAN PILLMAN? Or did you just work that show outta respect?

 

VAMPIRO- No, and I did not want to go. He is dead so its not fair to talk about him. However, he was a rapest, unfaithful to his wife, and a real asshole. I went because WCW made me. Fuck BRIAN PILLMAN.

 

HODGE- In issues #7 & #10 of ICP's comic book series was a charectar named Jaxxsin. Now it's very obvious that he's VAMPIRO. Even ICP's site was mentioning that you were gonna be in the comics. Why do you think they changed the charectars name?

 

VAMPIRO- So they wouldn't have to pay me, lol.

 

HODGE- As many of your fans know, you're a Huge star overseas! You seem to Main Event most of the wrestling shows you appear on. Are you more popular in Mexico, Puerto Rico, or Japan?

 

VAMPIRO- I am everyones favorite nightmare. Right now its hot everyewhere. I am busting my ass! I have a shoot fight(real fight) in Japan in febuary, so we'll see. When you're the king, you're the king.

 

HODGE- Who is this mexican wrestler I hear about named Ultimo Vampiro? Is he a huge fan of yours, or just cashing in on your names success?

 

VAMPIRO- He is a jerk-off who has no clue. Never seen him, and I dont give a fuck.

 

HODGE- What cds are spinning in your stereo these days?

 

VAMPIRO- RANCID, MISFITS, SEX PISTOLS, RAMONES, TWIZTID, ICP, BUJU BANTON, and ELEPHANT MAN. Those Jamacian dance hall fuckers are for real. HODGE- How does it feel to know that all these Juggalos and Juggalo Sites still have love for you and can't wait for the day of a PSYCHOPATHIC/VAMPIRO re-union!

 

VAMPIRO- I am there! It's up to them. Juggalos, I am down for the cause. I love the movement. Its dope and I have a blast. They like hard work, and thats all I want to do. I dont give a fuck about the rest.

 

HODGE- Well, I wanna thank you once again for taking the time out to do this interview with me Ian. Any last words for your fans reading this?

 

VAMPIRO- Yeah, Merry Christmas, keep the faith, do whats right, be real, and I love you all from the heart!

 

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Now, the only thing I'd like to say was that I didn't agree, at all, with what Vampiro said about Pillman. Regardless on if it's the truth or not, he should have just left it at "He's dead, so it's not fair to speak about him." rather than continue and contradict himself.

 

Other than that, I was glad to get his opinion on death in the wrestling business. I found some parts of the interview to be interesting, but as a whole, it was rather uneventful.

[Guest Douche]

Well we just found a new "Most Bitter Wrestler". It's neither Jake nor Dynamite. They atleast had more than bitching to do. It's so ironic for him to call everyone bitch asses when he does nothing but bitch bitch bitch through that whole damn thing. I know Konnan's a dick too but I would have rooted for Konnan to beat his ass over and over.

[Guest bort]

Vampiro always talks lots of shit. If he was an amazing worker he could get away with it but he cant get it done in the ring anymore and should keep his mouth closed. His TNA work was sad. His comments about Pilman were wrong, you dont talk shit about somone like him after hes dead and you dont work his Benifit show if you dont like him

[justsoyouknow 0]

VAMPIRO- More like me beating that little fucking crybabys bitch ass. Not only did I fuck his girl friend but he has no talent, sucks, is ugly ass shit, and stole everything from mexico and never gave up props. He can suck my dick and fuck off. And yeah, the film was ok...thanks to me, lol.

That whole thing is negated by him saying, "LOL" at the end. Whether or not he actually fucked Torrie Wilson, his opinion is rendered meaningless by adding "LOL" to the end.

[Guest cobainwasmurdered]

did he fuck torrie? if he did he gets some points wirh me.

[1234-5678 0]

David Flair had her and Stacy Keibler. HOW, I ASK YOU, HOW!

[Guest bort]

Same why he got into the wrestling bussiness, he said he was ric flairs son

[Guest Douche]

That and he isn't a bad looking guy