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Sjl crimson predictions april 13th

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SINGLES DEBUT MATCH

Cutthroat vs. Vanguard

 

-Vanguard, his promo was cool, and it will probably show in his match.

 

SINGLES MATCH

Frost vs. Kojack

 

Hmmm.....Frost methinks

 

TV TITLE #1 CONTENDERSHIP MATCH

Tod deKindes vs. "TNT" Taylor Nicholas Thompson

 

TNT

 

NO-DQ MATCH

Insane Luchador vs. "Deathwish" Danny Williams

 

IL takes this.

 

SINGLES MATCH

Poisyn vs. Ced Ordonez

 

Hmmm....another tough one here.....Poisyn

 

SUBMISSION MATCH

Z vs. Shawn Brody

 

Brody

 

EUROPEAN TITLE REMATCH

"The Superior One" Tom Flesher © vs. Mike Van Siclen

 

Flesher

 

SINGLES MATCH

Jacob Helmsley vs. Mafia

 

Clossest match on the card this is....Jake?

 

LADDER MATCH FOR THE SJL WORLD TITLE

Erek Taylor © vs. Ash Ketchum vs. Stryke

 

Well its Taylor's first defence, so he should be pumped for this one. Taylor wins.

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Cutthroat vs. Vanguard

Cutthroat IS Matthew Kivell! Not even going to predict this one.

 

Frost vs. Kojack

WINNER: Frost

 

Tod deKindes vs. "TNT" Taylor Nicholas Thompson

WINNER: Tod deKindes

 

Insane Luchador vs. "Deathwish" Danny Williams

Holy crap on a stick it's the IL!!!! Feel sorry for the guy facing him...WINNER: Insane Luchador

 

Poisyn vs. Ced Ordonez

Holy crap on a stick is TAFKA Matt Myers! Feel sorry for the guy facing him...oh...wait a minute...NO PREDICTION

 

Z vs. Shawn Brody

If Z can make The Fallen Angel tap to the Nelbina.........

WINNER: Shawn Brody

 

"The Superior One" Tom Flesher © vs. Mike Van Siclen

WINNER AND STILL CHAMPION: Tom Flesher

 

Jacob Helmsley vs. Mafia

WINNER: Jacob Helmsley

 

Erek Taylor © vs. Ash Ketchum vs. Stryke

Ladder! Ladder! LADDER~! Yelling ladder for no apparent reason. Let's pick a winner. WINNER AND STILL CHAMPION: Erek Taylor

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Cutthroat vs. Vanguard

Cutthroat, stop whining and start WRITING UP A STORM. But watch out, there's a VANGUARD COMING THROUGH! Cutthroat will get back to his winning ways, though.

WINNER: Cutthroat.

 

Frost vs. Kojack

The two people who put up a HELLUVA fight against me (my ribs still hurt!) go at it. I'm gonna pick Frost, because I've only seen the tip of the iceberg from him.

WINNER: Frost

 

Tod deKindes vs. "TNT" Taylor Nicholas Thompson

TNT IS Dy-no-mite, who would have thunk? I bet he can pull it out against deKindes. He could do things, not against me of course, but he could do things nonetheless.

WINNER: TNT

 

Insane Luchador vs. "Deathwish" Danny Williams

*Joey Styles mode on*

OH...MY...GOD!

*Joey Styles mode off*

IL IS BACK! YOU KNOW I GOTS TO PICK HIM!

WINNER: Insane F'n Luchador

 

Poisyn vs. Ced Ordonez

Ced, do it for me.

WINNER: Ced Ordonez

 

Z vs. Shawn Brody

I swear...Shawn, you should just change your name to Chris Daniels and get it over with. You have the finisher and everything.

WINNER: Shawn Brody

 

"The Superior One" Tom Flesher © vs. Mike Van Siclen

M.V.S....is D.E.D. Wait...

WINNER: Tom Flesher

 

Jacob Helmsley vs. Mafia

Mafia, meng, because if he don't win, Tony Cipriani is gonna put a hit on Helmsley.

WINNER: Mafia

 

Erek Taylor © vs. Ash Ketchum vs. Stryke

I have predicted him from the start, and I stay with that pick.

WINNER, AND NEW CHAMPION: Ash Ketchum

 

These predictions have been brought to you by Mark McGwire and A-1 Steak Sauce, don't leave home without it!

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Cutthroat will get back to his winning ways, though.

 

T-Bone, Cutthroat was NEVER at winning ways. He lost every match he has had here in the JL. Hell, I don't even know why he has that one win in his sig.

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Cutthroat will get back to his winning ways, though.

 

Eh, fine. Cutthroat will get off the SCHNIDE~! and kill his opponent dead.

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SINGLES DEBUT MATCH

Cutthroat vs. Vanguard

-Cutthroat

 

SINGLES MATCH

Frost vs. Kojack

-Frost

 

TV TITLE #1 CONTENDERSHIP MATCH

Tod deKindes vs. "TNT" Taylor Nicholas Thompson

-Tod deKindes

 

NO-DQ MATCH

Insane Luchador vs. "Deathwish" Danny Williams

-"Deathwish" Danny Williams

 

 

SINGLES MATCH

Poisyn vs. Ced Ordonez

-Ced Ordonez

 

 

SUBMISSION MATCH

Z vs. Shawn Brody

-Shawn Brody

 

 

EUROPEAN TITLE REMATCH

"The Superior One" Tom Flesher © vs. Mike Van Siclen

-"The Superior One" Tom Flesher

 

 

SINGLES MATCH

Jacob Helmsley vs. Mafia

-Jacob Helmsley

 

 

LADDER MATCH FOR THE SJL WORLD TITLE

Erek Taylor © vs. Ash Ketchum vs. Stryke

-Erek Taylor

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Guest Insane Clown Dan   

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SINGLES DEBUT MATCH

Cutthroat vs. Vanguard

 

Vanguard, of course.

 

SINGLES MATCH

Frost vs. Kojack

 

Frost ownxxxorz the 70's cop. Can't wait to see this guy move up the card.

 

TV TITLE #1 CONTENDERSHIP MATCH

Tod deKindes vs. "TNT" Taylor Nicholas Thompson

 

TNT

 

NO-DQ MATCH

Insane Luchador vs. "Deathwish" Danny Williams

 

THE TRUE PLAGUE.

 

SINGLES MATCH

Poisyn vs. Ced Ordonez

 

Poisyn, but Ced is capable of an upset. Both men are very good... but I think that Myers is nearing his prime. So he has the slight edge here.

 

SUBMISSION MATCH

Z vs. Shawn Brody

 

Brody

 

EUROPEAN TITLE REMATCH

"The Superior One" Tom Flesher © vs. Mike Van Siclen

 

Tom Flesher.

 

SINGLES MATCH

Jacob Helmsley vs. Mafia

 

Sorry Jake, but Mafia reserves my Viva la Markout for all of JL eternity. Gandland Execution wins once again.

 

LADDER MATCH FOR THE SJL WORLD TITLE

Erek Taylor © vs. Ash Ketchum vs. Stryke

 

Stryke pulls it out in impressive fashion. This is his chance to finally seize the world title, and he's got what it takes to accomplish the victory.

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SINGLES DEBUT MATCH

Cutthroat vs. Vanguard

 

Well, I know Cutthroat has never won (except for against Mathew Kivell that is) but when he does it will be BIG. So, I'll keep rooting for him until he wins at least wins one match. Best of luck to Vanguard though, you cut a good promo.

 

SINGLES MATCH

Frost vs. Kojack

 

Me=Frost mark

 

TV TITLE #1 CONTENDERSHIP MATCH

Tod deKindes vs. "TNT" Taylor Nicholas Thompson

 

Um, me.

 

NO-DQ MATCH

Insane Luchador vs. "Deathwish" Danny Williams

 

Don't know who IL is, and Deathwish is my "mentor" or whatever so I gotta go with Danny.

 

SINGLES MATCH

Poisyn vs. Ced Ordonez

 

Tough, but I'll go with Poisyn.

 

SUBMISSION MATCH

Z vs. Shawn Brody

 

Hmmmmmm.....big fan of both of these guys. But, Shawn Brody has the same last name as a guy's first name in the movie "Mallrats." AND that movie was made by Kevin Smith, who's from New Jersey, and so is the main character of the Soprano's which is a pretty good show. So I'll have to go with Brody.

 

EUROPEAN TITLE REMATCH

"The Superior One" Tom Flesher © vs. Mike Van Siclen

 

MVS since he writes some great matches.

 

SINGLES MATCH

Jacob Helmsley vs. Mafia

 

Uh, don't know either of these two, so I'll just go with Helmsly.

 

LADDER MATCH FOR THE SJL WORLD TITLE

Erek Taylor © vs. Ash Ketchum vs. Stryke

 

TAYLOR! TAYLOR! TAYLOR!

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Time for the next JL World Champ (hopefully) to give the super-dooper 124% accurate of TOTAL DEVASTATION!!! And the pointless swearing is back in full fucking force baby.

 

SINGLES DEBUT MATCH

Cutthroat vs. Vanguard

- Some fucking opening card goodness. Cutthroat, Vanguard, one of those fucking people will fucking win the fucking match, and i'll fucking pick Cutthroat. Fuck.

 

SINGLES MATCH

Frost vs. Kojack

- A fucking 70's cop and a fucking snowman fucking fight it out. Who will fucking win? Who the fuck knows, but i'll fucking guess fucking Kojack.

 

TV TITLE #1 CONTENDERSHIP MATCH

Tod deKindes vs. "TNT" Taylor Nicholas Thompson

- Fucking TV Title #1 fucking contendership match. One of them will fucking win, and get a shot at fucking T-Bone for their fucking troubles, a shot they'll fucking deserve. I'll go with fucking TNT to get the fucking explosive fucking win.

 

NO-DQ MATCH

Insane Luchador vs. "Deathwish" Danny Williams

- Deathwish is fucking good, and IL is fucking good. They're both fucking good, but only one fucker can fucking win. I'll go with the fucking Insane Luchador to get the fucking win, but not by fucking much.

 

SINGLES MATCH

Poisyn vs. Ced Ordonez

- Myers is back in fucking town as fucking Poisyn, and he'll be looking to deliver some fucking poison, to fucking Ced. But Ced's been going fucking well, so this fucking match should be quite a good fucking contest. I'll fucking go with Ced to fucking pip Poisyn, who's probably a tad fucking rusty.

 

SUBMISSION MATCH

Z vs. Shawn Brody

- Submission match, fucking great. Should be some fdelicious fucking stuff written here, from two fucking good fucking writers, both who'll no doubt reach the top of the fucking JL before too fucking long. Bound to be very fucking competitive, but i fucking think Brody will get the fucking win.

 

EUROPEAN TITLE REMATCH

"The Superior One" Tom Flesher © vs. Mike Van Siclen

- MVS isn't fucking writing i thnk, so Flesher does whatever the fucking hell he wants and keeps the fucking Euro belt.

 

SINGLES MATCH

Jacob Helmsley vs. Mafia

- I've tagged with both fucking guys, and they're both two damn fucking good writers. Should be a super dooper match, one i'll definately be fucking reading. I'll say that fucking pipe guy Jake gets the win.

 

LADDER MATCH FOR THE SJL WORLD TITLE

Erek Taylor © vs. Ash Ketchum vs. Stryke

- Fuck, quite the fucking match to write. And my 5th straight fucking match against Ash, too. Whatever fucking happens it'll be fucking fun to write, but i'll be writing my damn best to win the fucking title. But i won't be writing my opponent to win like the last fucking time i won the fucking title, so with any fucking luck i could be the fucking JL champ. But against Erek and Ash, two fucking good writers it'll be fucking tough.

 

There, fucking done.

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SINGLES DEBUT MATCH

Cutthroat vs. Vanguard

 

Cutthroat is alot like Ted Flink. He's not going to win until everyone in sure he completly sucks. That being said, Vanguard he a scha-weet promo, so I'll have to go with him. We have a long legacy of super heros in the SWF, my friend. DON'T LET US DOWN.

 

WINNER: Vanguard

 

SINGLES MATCH

Frost vs. Kojack

 

Frost is an iceburg. Kojack, the Titanic. Err... Just imagine the iceburg being lots larger than the Titanic.

 

WINNER: Frost

 

TV TITLE #1 CONTENDERSHIP MATCH

Tod deKindes vs. "TNT" Taylor Nicholas Thompson

 

Re-match... HO! TNT took the first one, and I'm going to pick him for this. Why? Because as it turns out, the fuhr isn't an evil german! Ach, saugen Sie!

 

WINNER: TNT

 

NO-DQ MATCH

Insane Luchador vs. "Deathwish" Danny Williams

 

Danny's good at that mat wrasslin' shiznit, but IL is IL... so, fwoom. Thank you, drive through.

 

WINNER: Los Loco Luchdore!

 

SINGLES MATCH

Poisyn vs. Ced Ordonez

 

Poisyn had a fantabular grand re-debut match, but Ced is the one? Apparently not, seeing as he didn't pick me. Fucker.

 

WINNER: Poisyn (Unless, of course Ced still has the Billy Gunn tights. At which point, he could win by sending Poisyn into convultions)

 

 

SUBMISSION MATCH

Z vs. Shawn Brody

 

I am damn dissatisfied to be killed in this manner. I am even less satisfied to see no-one thinking I can make Brody submit. No storyline devolpments need be applied here, so this should be niiiice and brutal.

 

WINNER: ME! ('Cause, let's face it, I'm the only one who's gonna pick me.)

 

EUROPEAN TITLE REMATCH

"The Superior One" Tom Flesher © vs. Mike Van Siclen

 

Well at leat I gaurnteed to have ONE prediction right here...

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WINNER: Tom Flesher

 

SINGLES MATCH

Jacob Helmsley vs. Mafia

 

Like I said the first time... Pipe versus Macine gun. Bets? Huh, this might have to go all three rounds...

 

WINNER: Mafia

 

LADDER MATCH FOR THE SJL WORLD TITLE

Erek Taylor © vs. Ash Ketchum vs. Stryke

 

Well, get em' out and bang em' together until they're bloddy and raw, because tonight TOO MUCH VIOLENCE... WILL NOT BE ENOUGH! I seriously, seriously doubt that Erek would lose in his first defence, but you can't bet against Ash. However, you can bet against Stryke, because he didn't predict me. Assbreath. Yeah, you heard me! Your beath smells like ass, because you put your face in asses! You assbreath!

 

WINNER: Erek Taylor

 

-Z

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SINGLES DEBUT MATCH

Cutthroat vs. Vanguard

- Vanguard

 

SINGLES MATCH

Frost vs. Kojack

- Frost

 

TV TITLE #1 CONTENDERSHIP MATCH

Tod deKindes vs. "TNT" Taylor Nicholas Thompson

- Tod

 

NO-DQ MATCH

Insane Luchador vs. "Deathwish" Danny Williams

- Luchador

 

SINGLES MATCH

Poisyn vs. Ced Ordonez

- Ced

 

SUBMISSION MATCH

Z vs. Shawn Brody

- Brody

 

EUROPEAN TITLE REMATCH

"The Superior One" Tom Flesher © vs. Mike Van Siclen

- Flesher

 

SINGLES MATCH

Jacob Helmsley vs. Mafia

- Me. I rock.

 

LADDER MATCH FOR THE SJL WORLD TITLE

Erek Taylor © vs. Ash Ketchum vs. Stryke

- Taylor

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SINGLES DEBUT MATCH

Cutthroat vs. Vanguard

 

n00b

 

SINGLES MATCH

Frost vs. Kojack

 

Frosty

 

TV TITLE #1 CONTENDERSHIP MATCH

Tod deKindes vs. "TNT" Taylor Nicholas Thompson

 

TNT

 

NO-DQ MATCH

Insane Luchador vs. "Deathwish" Danny Williams

 

IL

 

SINGLES MATCH

Poisyn vs. Ced Ordonez

 

Poison

 

SUBMISSION MATCH

Z vs. Shawn Brody

 

Zed

 

EUROPEAN TITLE REMATCH

"The Superior One" Tom Flesher © vs. Mike Van Siclen

 

Flesher

 

SINGLES MATCH

Jacob Helmsley vs. Mafia

 

Mr. Galatea

 

LADDER MATCH FOR THE SJL WORLD TITLE

Erek Taylor © vs. Ash Ketchum vs. Stryke

 

Neither, all of them will kill themselves and I will win the belt

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No, no, NO!  These are all WRONG!!!  Do them over or be jobbed!

 

And get them right this time!

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