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Guest Corino 1000
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JRs done so much this year. He's made two cook books, been set on fire, been fired then hired, stunnered coach, and sang an execellent version of NANANANA at coach.Got older than he was last year(Jonathan Baber,I am crediting him because I dont want a Mike JOhnson incident :P). He got himself a midget. Has he done anything else this year.

Edited by Corino 1000
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Well he pretty much excused Austin for hitting a woman (Stacy) because she didn't drink beer him. Because that's just the way Stone Cold is while having a heart attack and daming them to hell when any other a heel treats a woman bad.

Guest Corino 1000
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Well he pretty much excused Austin for hitting a woman (Stacy) because she didn't drink beer him. Because that's just the way Stone Cold is while having a heart attack and daming them to hell when any other a heel treats a woman bad.

What are you a vegatable. JR hasent been the same the fire incident.

Guest Corino 1000
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I repeat myself.......what the fuck?

Is this guy serious?

Shut up Sooner.

Guest Corino 1000
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Jack shit.

As in bull shit or no shit because you said jack... which means no...

Guest Man Of 1,004 Modes
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Jim Ross has turned into Orton (my new word for "Shit") since like 1997, but he's still leaps and bounds better than Michael Cole. Tazz, though, is getting pretting.

Guest Corino 1000
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Jim Ross has turned into Orton (my new word for "Shit") since like 1997, but he's still leaps and bounds better than Michael Cole. Tazz, though, is getting pretting.

Ah,I see smart guy :P. But that is true. Lawler can help him out alittle bit. They have excellent chemistry the actual announcing isn't there. JR is too busy marking out for all the faces. He still gets angles over like no other though. Also Smackdown Crew > Raw Crew. We all know it. Cole and Tazz are excellent together.

Guest JumpinJackFlash
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QUOTE (EdwardKnoxII @ Dec 30 2003, 02:42 AM)

Well he pretty much excused Austin for hitting a woman (Stacy) because she didn't drink beer him. Because that's just the way Stone Cold is while having a heart attack and daming them to hell when any other a heel treats a woman bad. 

 

What are you a vegatable. JR hasent been the same the fire incident.

 

Yeah, when he rants about Kane, he forgets that Kane set him on fire. Lawler has to remind him. :bonk:

Guest Corino 1000
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What JR has done this year is wrestle too many times.

Pft... We got to hear the man sing,and throw the worst stunner EVAR. Happy yet?

Guest JumpinJackFlash
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Pft... We got to hear the man sing,and throw the worst stunner EVAR. Happy yet?

 

Hey! That was not the worst stunner ever! That was so freakin' awesome! I liked it! If you want to look at worst stunners, check out the one last night on RAW.

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Tazz, though, is getting pretting.

Yeah, I know exactly what ya mean, man?

 

...WTF kind of jakked (I guess there's a pun intended there...) shit are you on? And you call yourself, "God?" If that's the case, then the world's comin' tumblin' down, matey.

 

You can add to your list of what JR has done this year - Got older than he was last year.

Guest Corino 1000
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Pft... We got to hear the man sing,and throw the worst stunner EVAR. Happy yet?

 

Hey! That was not the worst stunner ever! That was so freakin' awesome! I liked it! If you want to look at worst stunners, check out the one last night on RAW.

Pft....You mean the funniest, Coach could of sold it better. Since when does jumping back constitude as selling of the stunner. We need of a gif of that,and a MP3 of NA NA NA HEY HEY HEY. I heart JR

Guest Corino 1000
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Tazz, though, is getting pretting.

Yeah, I know exactly what ya mean, man?

 

...WTF kind of jakked (I guess there's a pun intended there...) shit are you on? And you call yourself, "God?" If that's the case, then the world's comin' tumblin' down, matey.

 

You can add to your list of what JR has done this year - Got older than he was last year.

I have no idea what you said,but I'll be sure too add your JR moment too my list. Now kiddies,anyone else got more.

Guest Man Of 1,004 Modes
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Tazz, though, is getting pretting.

Yeah, I know exactly what ya mean, man?

 

...WTF kind of jakked (I guess there's a pun intended there...) shit are you on? And you call yourself, "God?" If that's the case, then the world's comin' tumblin' down, matey.

 

You can add to your list of what JR has done this year - Got older than he was last year.

Oh my fucking god.....I didn't notice that. LOL

 

I meant to say getting better.

Guest Markingout
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Jesus Christ,this whole thread is on pot. I love it. Meh,he has stayed at the same level for a year now. He hasnt had the passion that I hear him have in 98' or back when he was good. It sucks, he was Gordon Solie type material back then aswell.

 

Something else too add too the list is that JR has said BAH GAWD,and Slobberknocker at a combined time of 2,543.

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I repeat myself.......what the fuck?

Is this guy serious?

Shut up Sooner.

Ouch........what an insult. I go to OU....so I am a sooner. But you're going to call me that like it's an insult........ouch it hurts so bad.

:lol:

Guest Corino 1000
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I repeat myself.......what the fuck?

Is this guy serious?

Shut up Sooner.

Ouch........what an insult. I go to OU....so I am a sooner. But you're going to call me that like it's an insult........ouch it hurts so bad.

:lol:

It called a joke... Sooner.

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Everyone forgot about JR's most important thing he's done this year...

 

He got himself a midget!

 

And god only knows what he did with the midget

 

:throwup:

Nothing.

 

Midget in JR's Mind = Cruiserweight.

 

AKA...not A Hoss or Austin.

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Everyone forgot about JR's most important thing he's done this year...

 

He got himself a midget!

 

And god only knows what he did with the midget

 

:throwup:

Simple. JR cooked him then poured a shitload of BBQ sauce and ate that sucker in one bite.

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I was kinda hoping he had a house of them, sorta like a bunch of Oompa Loompas

 

I mean, who has seen all those midgets from Kane's debut that cowered under JR's table on RAW?

 

I bet he has them in his den, dressed in white overalls humming the Oklahoma Sooner fight song.

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I mean, who has seen all those midgets from Kane's debut that cowered under JR's table on RAW?

You know, I kinda remember that match...

 

Sunny was refereeing, the Midgets were getting out of control, so she semi-squatted down, put her hands up, and said STOP!

 

...then Kane came out.

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He worked on Austins book which gave the Coach time to commentate on RAW.

 

Which sucked.

 

He also hired Coach - being VP of Talent, and all.

 

JR protects his spot for another year... and unfortunately with the brandsplit, Tazz and Cole are pretty safe on Smackdown.

Guest Corino 1000
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Everyone forgot about JR's most important thing he's done this year...

 

He got himself a midget!

How did I forget about Fernado!!!!!! Let me add that the list. Anyothers?

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