ANOTHER Vampiro interview

[Guest BrokenWings]

HODGE- Whats going on man. Our last interview was soo uncensored that it sent major waves through the wrestling community! Have you gotten any feedback from fellow wrestlers, particulary any of the ones you "called out" last time?

 

VAMPIRO- Not yet, or at least not that I know of. But since wrestlers are thier own biggest marks, I'm sure a few of them want to kill me.

 

HODGE- How about the Juggalos and Wrestling fans? I'm sure you've gotten alot of feedback from them via emails & message boards. Any of thier comments you wanna address?

 

VAMPIRO- I was suprised how many fans were offended. I hate these things. I'm such a weirdo myself that I get caught up in it all and take it too personal sometimes myself. So now I'm gonna address a few people on the net if thats cool HODGE. So I went over to Real Juggalos message board. I'm gonna start off by addressing the kid who was the first to freak out. I have no business sharing my personal life with anyone if I'm not ready to handle the backlash from some people. I have a problem with trusting people and no matter what happens, someone will always be negative, no matter what. You can never make everyone happy. So the kid whose parents where divorced and shot his mouth off...I wanted to go tell you to go fuck yourself. But then I thought about how you know nothing about me, and therfore I should relax. It's my own fault for putting it out there. I explained my situation therefore leaving myself open for attack. It was my own fault. As for your situation, I am sorry and hope you're okay. Divorce is terrible and I hope that you were able to support both your mom and dad. With that said, it's closed. Now, for the other people on the board-

 

#1. I never dissed or turned my back on JCW. I LOVE JCW! It was ME who went on National TV saying WCW is a piece of shit and that JCW was taking over. It was me who defended the JCW title in Japan, Mexico, and in WCW. It was me who broke the rules of my WCW Contract and did JCW shows behind thier back...risking my job. So chill on that. And when I said "Fuck ICP's new friends", it was meant as a joke. I don't know who they are, I don't know anyone in NWA/TNA. Whoever you are, it was a joke so settle the fuck down.

 

#2- THE BIG ONE! What I did was wrong. It was uncalled for of me to talk shit about BRIAN PILLMAN, as he is dead and cannot defend himself. It was very wrong. I should not do interviews when I am on drugs, as you people get offended by what I say. Sometimes I don't do things responsible enough. I am a paid performer. My personal opinions should never be made public, as they are just opinions. They mean nothing, and could hurt people. I never saw BRIAN rape anyone, so forgive me. I made a mistake of listening to Heresay. It was wrong. I'm only human. I've never seen him be unfaitful. But he WAS a real asshole to me, so for those comments I'm not sorry. As for MIKE AWESOME, I'm not sorry at all. He was the one who told me he was high and fucked up. But I have NO ill feelings at all. Shit happens. And all though he was with me when the accident happened, it was just that...an accident. I have no ill feelings towards MIKE. End of story.

 

#3- To the bitches on the message board in England. Especially the guy who said I must have alot of shit in my closet, and I should'nt judge. You're right, I should not judge. I have no right as I have done more than my share of shitty things in life. It would be unfair for me to think you're a fucking loser who has no life and is a retard who spends his free time sucking dick and bitching on a wrestling message board about something he knows nothing about. I wouldn't say that though. I'm sure you are an important part of the world, and yes you are right. But if you did some research, you would see that the only thing I have ever done is expose myself in interviews, about all the stupid things I've done in my life. Just last year I did a interview on Mexican TV telling my life story. All the good and the bad. I held nothing back. It was a bit much for some people, but it was something I had to do. YOU SHOULD DO THE SAME. Tell people you fuck sheep in the ass. It's okay, you will feel better. I promise. And to the other two guys. The one who says I am lazy and steal my gimmick. Well yes, I am lazy. And as a professional it's my own fault. I get distracted and I'm the first one to admit it. I'm inconsistant in my work and I should be more professional. Like me or not it's you who buys the ticket, and you should get what you pay for. So, I am sorry for that also. The deal with the gimmick. It WAS stolen! In 1989. Thats when James Harris (aka KAMALA) took me to the WWF in Toronto. He introduced me to GEORGE THE ANIMAL STEELE. I was told that my gimmick would never work and that my undertaker/vampire idea was the shits. Guess who showed up a little later and became one of wrestlings biggest personas ever. You guessed it. As far as MILLI VANILLI goes. At the time of the MTV World Tour the ROLLING STONES were hot and selling out. But those 2 were on point at that time also. I was there from the beggining. It was a tornado of smutt. Funny though, after the the STONES show in NY at Shea Stadium, MICK JAGER just had to have his picture taken with Rob & Fab. They were soo over. Funny cause I stole their gimmick, then went to Mexico and got over pretty quickly.

 

Now for those wondering about the SHOOT FIGHT mentioned last time. The Shoot fight in Feb will be a work(planned). Not forreal, as I have no desire to get my ass kicked, lol. And because of all my head injuries, a good head shot could actually kill me. So, no thanks. Plus I'm kind of a bitch, lol. So that doesn't help.

 

To the guy who said I sound like a prick. Well, yes I am so fuck you! For the other guy who wanted to interview me, but now he doesn't know. Well I don't give a shit. Who are you anyways? To the guy who said he's too old and didn't understand a word of my last interview. Just take a valium or a zanex and you Will get it. It's that simple. You see, most of the time I just talk shit.

 

HODGE is my friend! So I will say anything. However, I will watch it though, as I don't wanna offend anyone. Just wanna give you a good show ya know. Some of you should really get a life though.

 

HODGE- Do you think the management over at NWA/TNA have seen our last interview? Will this affect your upcoming employment with them?

 

VAMPIRO- Probobally, and who knows. I should watch what I say, but thats what happened so what can I do? I am a good worker and can provide leadership, experience, and work hard. So, if they can make money with me I'll be there. They don't need me though. They have a ton of talented guys who are 3 times cheaper than me.

 

HODGE- The former WCW Valet ASYA recently did an online interview. During the interview someone asked her opinion on VAMPIRO. She said that you are extremely respectful towards women and that she enjoyed working with you. She felt that the WCW rushed the angle with you and her, in which you kidnapped her. What was that rushed angle suppossed to develop into?

 

VAMPIRO- No idea. I did not want to do it because of some shit that happened when I was young. I am totally against violence towards women. Thats wrong period. That angle almost cost me my job.

 

HODGE- Earlier on in your WCW days you were involved in a strange angle with PERRY SATURN. For weeks you two seemed to be sizing each other up. As if building up to a big showdown. Then outta the blue...it was over. Nothing came of it. What happened to that angle?

 

VAMPIRO- WCW thought I was gonna drop the ball. Alot of politics. Nobody wanted me to work and they kept me at home for the first year of my contract. Lots of jealous guys there.

 

HODGE- You were once a tag team partner with the Legendary GREAT MUTA! You two ended up winning the Tag Team Titles from KRONIC at the New Blood Rising PPV. You lost the belts shortly afterwards. Did MUTA have ill feelings towards the company after such a short title reign? He left the WCW shortly after.

 

VAMPIRO- WCW fucked that up! You have MUTA, a real life Mega Star in our business. It was embarassing. He is my idol. WCW destroyed a Super Star when they did that to him. He's the Owner of ALL JAPAN PRO WRESTLING for Godsake!

 

HODGE- Have you ever lost your cool in the ring and start going at it legit with anyone? If so then who?

 

VAMPIRO- All the time. But I never fight as the show would fall apart and I'm not a tough guy, lol. There are rumors though that I have kicked a few guys a little hard now and then.

 

HODGE- Rumor has it that you were very influential in the ULTIMO DRAGON's decision to return to wrestling. Any truth to this?

 

VAMPIRO- Well, we are friends but he came back on his own. We get along great. He's one smart fucker. He was he first high flyer. The one who came up with all that shit you see everyone else do now. He is one bad dude. The Real Deal!

 

HODGE- I've heard that you were once involved in a plane crash while returning home to Mexico. Did yourself or any of the other passengers on board get hurt? Has this changed your attitude toward traveling?

 

VAMPIRO- It was x-mas two years ago. The plane took off but it didn't get the nose of the plane up in the air in time and hit something on the way up. So the plane could not rise and not use it's landing gears. We had to circle the runway to burn up the fuel then crash land the plane into the runway. It was intense! I was with my wife and 1 year old daughter. When we hit the ground, the fucking plane started to spin and people were freaking out. It came to a stop and we bailed like mother fuckers. It was all good though, as the pilots were heroes that day.

 

HODGE- Last time you mentioned that you were planning on leaving Mexico soon. Are you gonna be moving to the U.S.?

 

VAMPIRO- I am moving to Puerto Rico on wednesday.

 

HODGE- It's apparent to those who've followed your career that your very affiliated in the Music business. You've done vocals on ICP, TWIZTID, and VANILLA ICE's albums. Not to mention your many friendships in the industry as well. I'm curious to know your opinion on some other famous wrestlers who are trying thier luck in the Music Business. What do you think or MACHO MAN RANDY SAVAGE's new Rap career? How about your expectations of JOHN CENA's upcoming album? And lastly, any thoughts on CHRIS JERICHO's band FOZZY?

 

VAMPIRO- UMMMMM, who is JOHN CENA? MACHO MAN= just shit. As for CHRIS JERICHO, well I know he has rock in his blood. So if it sucks or not, it doesn't matter cause he's doing his dream. So more power to him right?

 

HODGE- After our last inteview alot of Juggalo websites were urging Psychopathic Records to patch things up with you...if not for music purposes than at least to revive JCW. If a re-union did happen, would you still be able to pull some strings and get JCW another National tour?

 

VAMPIRO- In a heart beat! People want it. It's just a matter of them giving it the green light.

 

HODGE- Okay, I'm gonna throw out some names of wrestlers you worked with while in WCW. Tell me the first thing that comes to mind when you hear his name.

 

VAMPIRO- Now I'm gonna get in trouble for sure.

*REY MYSTERIO Jr- Good friend. Gets lots of pussy.

*EDDIE GUERRERO- Too intense for me.

*BERLYN- Great guy. Pasty fucking skin though, lol.

*the late wrestler The WALL- Great friend. Tragic

loss. God bless his big ass.

*Dr. DEATH STEVE WILLIAMS- The one and only. Real

Deal. Legend.

*DAVID FLAIR- Good kid. Has to accept who he is

though.

*CROWBAR- sick in the head.

*RICK STIENER- stiff cunt.

*DAVE FINLAY- If you go to war, make sure he's on

your side.

*The DEMON- pass.

*KRONIC- blows.

*KONNAN- We're friends now, so I'll pass on that.

*JUVENTUD GUERRERA- Waisted youth, wasted talent.

Too many fuck ups.

*BUFF BAGWELL- Sex & drugs. My favorite prima donna.

 

HODGE- Well, thats about all the questions I have for you this time man. I really appreciate yet another opportunity to find out whats going on in the life of an International Wrestling Superstar!!! Anything you wanna add to the fans reading this?

 

VAMPIRO- Thanks for all the support. Good or bad. I will try to do my best. If you don't like me as a pro, it's all good. I appreciate the feedback. If you don't like me as a person, you don't know me so fuck off. To the JUGGALOS. I'm still down with the clown. So relax. Too fucking sensative, lol. Happy new year and England sucks without it's big star. His wife is a cunt and Spain is now god. And New Zeland can now kill you in rugby, so go eat your mushy peas and fuck off!

 

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I was glad to see he took back at least one of the statements he made about Pillman. I thought the name association was rather funny, and I thought it was a rather interesting read. Enjoyed this one more than his last.

 

Speaking of which, could this guy be anymore of an interview whore?

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Although he definitely makes sure we know who he doesn't like, at least he doesn't blame people for ruining his career.

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Thanks for posting this.

 

By the way, Vampiro, John Cena is already, in one year, a bigger star than you ever were or could be.

 

Vapiro is a fucking no-talent scumbag that can hardly work. Shave your head, or dread it, or paint your face, whatever, just trying to keep your worthlessness from being exposed.

 

Though I like his comment on Rick Steiner.

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Thanks for posting this.

 

By the way, Vampiro, John Cena is already, in one year, a bigger star than you ever were or could be.

 

Vampiro is a fucking no-talent scumbag that can hardly work. Shave your head, or dread it, or paint your face, whatever, just trying to keep your worthlessness from being exposed.

 

Though I like his comment on Rick Steiner.

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At least he doesn't believe in censoring himself.

 

I enjoyed his Name Association, especially Rick Steiner, KroniK and Buff Bagwell.

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Vampiros interviews are better than his matches, I think he is pretty much done in wrestling. His interviews are his only shoot of gettin his name out there and trying to spark some interst in him

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He is a disgrace to professional wrestling. What kind of worker does an interview and says "Well, my bad for making that comment...I really shouldn't do interviews on drugs".

 

I'd compare him to the scum of other sports, but he isn't as well-known as the 11th player on the Memphis Grizzlies to deserve that kind of comparison.