HVilleThugg 0 Report post Posted January 2, 2004 KNOCK KNOCK KNOCK!! Inside his home, HVT is grabbing his gym bag as he hears a knock at the door of his very plush DC home. He glances up at the door and thinks to himself, "Who the hell is that?" Carrying his gym bag, Thugg grabs his coat as he hears the knock again... (HVT) - Yo! I'm comin' bitch...jus' chill! With coat and bag in hand, Thugg opens the door, when to his slight surprise, he finds a camera staring back at him. He looks dead into the camera, and then over to the tiny, little man standing next to it... (HVT) - What? (Reporter) - Hey Thugg. I'm Brent Steinberg, the new beat reporter for SWF: The Magazine. (HVT) - Yeah, I know who you are...what the fuck you want? I'm 'bout to roll to the gym...get my lift on. (Brent) - Well Thugg, as you know, we have our weekly Saturday night show, "SWF: Coincedental", and I'd like to do a quick interview, if you don't mind. (HVT) - Yeah, but I do mind yo...I'm already late as is bro... (Brent) - I understand, but this'll only take a minute. I just wanna ask you a few questions about the PPV 2 weeks ago and about the challenge issued to you by Mike Van Siclen. (HVT) - What? Yo, what you talkin' 'bout? (Brent) - The challenge...by MVS...didn't you see it earlier this week? On the New Year's Special? (HVT) - Nah...after my match, I rolled out. You know...had some bitches back at the hotel... (Brent) - Well, basically, he said that he's challenging you to a match on the first show of the year. He said that he's gonna pay you back for what you did to Mak Francis at the PPV. "HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!" (HVT) - Are you serious yo? Mike Van Siclen? I don't even know who the fuck dat be. (Brent) - Sure you do Thugg. Former JL standout...used to be tag partners with Mak? Maybe you know him as Quiz? (HVT) - Oh...yeah...whatever yo. I don't care 'bout that bullshit. Just another pussy ass wannabe dat I gotta split in two. (Brent) - I dunno Thugg...he seemed kind of serious on the New Years special. He could give you a run...and you never know...he could... (HVT) - Yo...listen to me you little shit! Don't be rollin' up to my crib and disrespectin' me wit some MVS bullshit! I will kill you dead where you stand. If you ever come at me and even think that someone like Mike Van Whateverthefuck can beat me, I'll bust ya head will da white meat show. Got it? Brent nods... (HVT) - That little fucka can stand around and make all the fuckin' challenges he wants. He can talk all dat bullshit...I don't give a fuck. Cause the truth of the matter is dat he's gonna get beat down, just like da rest of 'em. He wants to be hero and avenge his little fuck buddy...whateva! You saw what I did to Da Franchise? If Lil' Mikey wants some of that, fine by me yo. He can get some too...I don't fuckin' care. (Brent) - So does that mean you accept his... (HVT) - YO! Why in da fuck are you wastin' my mutha fuckin' time wit this stupid bullshit! Siclen ain't no real challenge for me bro...he ain't shit. He's some little fuck tryin' to make a name for himself by standin' up for his boy. That shit might go a long way wit the fans...but I don't give a fuck about that shit...and I sure as hell don't give a fuck about the fans. They can bite my dick too. (Brent) - But... (HVT) - Yo! Listen to me...you're new, so I'll cut you some fuckin' slack. First of all...don't ever fuckin' speak while I'm speakin'...I'll rip your fuckin' tongue out. Second, don't come at me wit bullshit challenges...I don't care about that shit...and when you waste my time on shit I don't care about, I get pissed off. And you don't want that. If you gonna talk to me about challenges, talk to me about real challenges...like Ejiro Fasaki...or Tom "I like Mark Stevens's cock" Flesher....don't come at me wit no MVS bullshit. And third...don't ever...in yo mutha fuckin' life...come to my fuckin' house again. You wanna talk to me...catch me at the arena...otherwise, my pit bull might find your throat. Got it? (Brent) - Y...yeah...got it. (HVT) - Good. Now, if you're through...I'm late. (Brent) - Well, just one thing Thugg... (HVT) - You don't fuckin' learn do you? Don't seem like you know english too well. That meant that this fuckin' interview is over...dumbass. (Brent) - Yes, I understand...but you still haven't accepted or declined Mike's challenge. HVT walks right up in the face of Brent, who rightfully trembles in fear. He trembles until HVT... POW! ...delivers a crushing right hand to Brent's chin, sending him flying back and to the ground. (HVT) - Maybe now you'll learn. HVT grabs the camera and pulls it to his own face... (HVT) - As for you...M...V...S! You wanna issue little fuckin' challenges and try to make a fuckin' name for yourself. Fine yo...I accept. You wanna avenge Mak Francis...fine...I accept. You wanna get your shit wrecked...fine, I accept. But yo...if you didn't like what I did to that bitch Mak Francis...then you really ain't gonna like what I do to you. So go reserve your room in the emergency room bitch...cause you 'bout to have 400 pounds of angry black man all up in yo grill. You made the challenge yo...so this is on you. And since you wanna issue challenges and shit, I have no choice but to WRECK YO SHIT!" BAM! ...and he punches out the camera. THE END Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest Beingz0wningj00 Report post Posted January 5, 2004 I ain't scared of the Chocolate Hulk! But Thugg's a meany. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
HVilleThugg 0 Report post Posted January 5, 2004 At least SOMEONE replied to my promo. Da "fuckers" H Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
