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Put a shirt on Albert.

 

I noticed that he has pierced nipples.

 

He has alot of chest hair, but no more back hair.

 

Albert really needs some of that NADS stuff.

 

and maybe a manager (agent)

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Guest notJames

Yeah, make him look like a cross between Stone Cold and George the Animal Steele.  That'll get him over...

 

:P

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That's disturbing.. a full body wax.

 

Maybe he would get some props if they rip his chest hair out on Smackdown and he takes it like a man.

 

would a Stone Cold/George Steele combo pull beers out of the turnbuckle pads?

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Pierced nipples give me the heebie jeebies.

 

Leave his chest hair alone.  It is good to be disgusting.  It causes your opponent to think twice before touching you.

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Guest notJames
would a Stone Cold/George Steele combo pull beers out of the turnbuckle pads?

:)

 

Edge should be that funny...

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would a Stone Cold/George Steele combo pull beers out of the turnbuckle pads?

:)

 

Edge should be that funny...

Either that or they would throw turnbuckle padding into the ring after his matches

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Guest razazteca

Albert is a shaved bear? no more fur on the back, thats a relief.

 

maybe Albert can get the Zangief haircut......from Street Fighter :P

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I never realized what a fatass he is. I think the reason he has no more back/shoulder hair is becasue the WWF made him get it removed.

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Guest Dr. Wrestlingphysics

I'm surprised he's allowed to "wrestle" with pierced nips on show, it would be easy for them to get caught on something, either ripping his nipple open, or cutting his opponent.

Piercings aside, for the love of God, put a shirt on him!

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Guest supersalvadorian

The sad thing is, he looked this disgusting when he first came to the WWF. You would think Vince would force him to keep a shirt on or at least get some of that Igia hair remover for his chest and back.

 

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Supersalvadorian

 

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Sexier then the average bear.

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Guest cobainwasmurdered

I don't think he had Quite as big a beer belly when he started

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Guest pinnacleofallthingsmanly

Did this happen before or after Vince Mcmahon came out and put me to sleep?

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Guest Cataclysm911

I have never liked Albert, and I never will. This "new look" just further disgusts me. Any wrestler who jiggles, shouldn't wear an outfit like that. And for the record, going over Scotty 2 Hotty does not establish you as a monster.

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Guest Mystery Eskimo

Albert v Rikishi has got to be one of my least-looked forward to matches ever. I guess Albert will win, and still not be over.

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Albert v Rikishi has got to be one of my least-looked forward to matches ever.

I definately agree.

I would rather watch ... well anything at all.

They won't put in on the ppv will they?

Please no..

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Guest Mystery Eskimo

I really hope they don't put it on PPV...but if they are going to give Albert another push they'll want him at Backlash :(

 

10 minute slugfest, teased stinkface, low blow, Baldobomb.

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Guest BA_Baracus

Gawd...

 

...who was the moron who thought he'd look good in Austin style black trunks?

 

He looked like a fool.

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Guest buffybeast

Now wait a goddamn minute!  As the lone Albert mark here, I must defend my man against these remarks.

 

First off Risk, yes I was very excited to see my man half naked.

 

Secondly, Albert is not fat!  He is built.  Yes, he has a few love handles but that does not constitute him being labeled "fat".

 

Thirdly, yes he did shave/Nair his back hair.  He also trimmed his chest hair.  And he has always had his nips pierced from his first day in the Federation.

 

No, he does not look "disgusting".  You men are so frickin' jealous it's sad.  The trunks are not the most flattering look for my man.  He should've gone back to a singlet like when he first debuted as "Prince Albert".

 

Lastly, his getting a push because he deserves it.  He's a young, hungry, good looking, talented big man.  Unlike you sad marks, the WWF sees his potential and is capitalizing off of it.

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Guest Mystery Eskimo
You men are so frickin' jealous it's sad

That's the funniest thing I've heard all day, thanks very much!

 

The only thing I'm jealous of Albert for is the wads of cash he probably gets for minimal effort.

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Guest Singular

I do have to give Albert some props for wrestling with peirced nipps.  I got mine done about a year ago and have since removed them stemming from an inncident involving me, my buddy, a motorcycle, and a chain link fence.  Long story short we lost control and ended up going through a fence.  I only had one nipple peirced after that.  

Van Hammer wrestled in WCW with one peirced nip for a little while.  I remember Larry Z always making comments about it in a disgusted voice.

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Guest One Bad Apple

I like Albert, too.  It was so cool the way he fucked up Scotty two weeks in a row.  Too bad Rikishi saw him coming, though ... otherwise Albert would've knocked the acne right off his chest.

 

Anyway, the tights were a little much.  The fur is cool, but his physique just sc-reamed "indy slob."  The kind you'd look at and say, "No way this guy's ever gonna make it."  

 

Guess that shirt he used to wear was a lot tighter than I thought.

 

 

 

I do have to give Albert some props for wrestling with peirced nipps.

The heck?!  Albert doesn't use props—the weapons are real.  All his matches are shoots.

 

 

Lastly, his getting a push because he deserves it.

Agreed.  

 

He's a young, hungry, good looking, talented big man.

Yep, that Albert is obviously a hungry young star!  Guffaw!  

 

I've always found him to be a nice-looking guy, and I'm straight.  

 

Talented?  I'd say he has bunches!

 

 

Well, Albert ... you have at least two fans!  And I'm sure your family kind of likes you, so that's a pretty solid foundation right there!

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Guest buffybeast

Thanks One Bad Apple!  I knew there were more Albert fans out there!!!!!!!!!!

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Guest Just call me Dan

It must suck to get in the ring with guys like that.

Who the hell would want to lock up with that grease ball?

Reminds me of being a kid and watching Haku.  I never thought he was a monster, I just thought about the poor guys he was always wrestling to have to touch him.

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Guest buffybeast

Are you speaking of Albert?  Cuz he's not as oiled up and greasy as say HHH, for example.

 

Just admitt that you wish you'd looked like Albert and stop this hatred.

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It must suck to get in the ring with guys like that.

Who the hell would want to lock up with that grease ball?

Reminds me of being a kid and watching Haku.  I never thought he was a monster, I just thought about the poor guys he was always wrestling to have to touch him.

Oh ... so you're a racist scumbag, eh?  Hey, how 'bout you try to find Haku's cave so you can go say this to his face, skinhead?

 

Now ... just to humor you, you maniac ... I'm gonna try and add a more intelligent perspective to your propaganda.

 

I think Christian is kind of gross.  I wouldn't wanna wrestle him.  He always looks really sweaty and seems to oil himself up too much.  And I have my doubts as to whether or not he bathes.

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I've liked Albert ever since he broke into the WWF. I'm one in a few. And he gets points for going after Scotty, one of the few wrestlers I truly despise and wish would get off my tv, or at least change his gimmick. Same goes for Rikishi.

 

The Austin trunks were too much though. He always looked kind of bad ass in the plain leather pants and black shirt, and he should have kept the look.

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