Guest Report post Posted April 12, 2002 Put a shirt on Albert. I noticed that he has pierced nipples. He has alot of chest hair, but no more back hair. Albert really needs some of that NADS stuff. and maybe a manager (agent) Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest notJames Report post Posted April 12, 2002 Yeah, make him look like a cross between Stone Cold and George the Animal Steele. That'll get him over... Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest Risk Report post Posted April 12, 2002 Hah. Maybe Rico could give him a full body waxing... :0 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest Risk Report post Posted April 12, 2002 I'll bet Buffybeast is happy... Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest Report post Posted April 12, 2002 That's disturbing.. a full body wax. Maybe he would get some props if they rip his chest hair out on Smackdown and he takes it like a man. would a Stone Cold/George Steele combo pull beers out of the turnbuckle pads? Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest Report post Posted April 12, 2002 Pierced nipples give me the heebie jeebies. Leave his chest hair alone. It is good to be disgusting. It causes your opponent to think twice before touching you. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest notJames Report post Posted April 12, 2002 would a Stone Cold/George Steele combo pull beers out of the turnbuckle pads? Edge should be that funny... Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest Report post Posted April 12, 2002 would a Stone Cold/George Steele combo pull beers out of the turnbuckle pads? Edge should be that funny... Either that or they would throw turnbuckle padding into the ring after his matches Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest razazteca Report post Posted April 12, 2002 Albert is a shaved bear? no more fur on the back, thats a relief. maybe Albert can get the Zangief haircut......from Street Fighter Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest Report post Posted April 12, 2002 Albert looked a little like Bad News Brown to me. He should pull out the Ghetto Blaster! Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest Report post Posted April 12, 2002 I never realized what a fatass he is. I think the reason he has no more back/shoulder hair is becasue the WWF made him get it removed. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest Dr. Wrestlingphysics Report post Posted April 12, 2002 I'm surprised he's allowed to "wrestle" with pierced nips on show, it would be easy for them to get caught on something, either ripping his nipple open, or cutting his opponent. Piercings aside, for the love of God, put a shirt on him! Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest cobainwasmurdered Report post Posted April 12, 2002 he looked rather fat. and disgusting. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest supersalvadorian Report post Posted April 12, 2002 The sad thing is, he looked this disgusting when he first came to the WWF. You would think Vince would force him to keep a shirt on or at least get some of that Igia hair remover for his chest and back. Supersalvadorian Sexier then the average bear. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest cobainwasmurdered Report post Posted April 12, 2002 I don't think he had Quite as big a beer belly when he started Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest pinnacleofallthingsmanly Report post Posted April 12, 2002 Did this happen before or after Vince Mcmahon came out and put me to sleep? Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest Cataclysm911 Report post Posted April 12, 2002 I have never liked Albert, and I never will. This "new look" just further disgusts me. Any wrestler who jiggles, shouldn't wear an outfit like that. And for the record, going over Scotty 2 Hotty does not establish you as a monster. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest Mystery Eskimo Report post Posted April 12, 2002 Albert v Rikishi has got to be one of my least-looked forward to matches ever. I guess Albert will win, and still not be over. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest Report post Posted April 12, 2002 Albert v Rikishi has got to be one of my least-looked forward to matches ever. I definately agree. I would rather watch ... well anything at all. They won't put in on the ppv will they? Please no.. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest Mystery Eskimo Report post Posted April 12, 2002 I really hope they don't put it on PPV...but if they are going to give Albert another push they'll want him at Backlash 10 minute slugfest, teased stinkface, low blow, Baldobomb. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest BA_Baracus Report post Posted April 12, 2002 Gawd... ...who was the moron who thought he'd look good in Austin style black trunks? He looked like a fool. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest buffybeast Report post Posted April 12, 2002 Now wait a goddamn minute! As the lone Albert mark here, I must defend my man against these remarks. First off Risk, yes I was very excited to see my man half naked. Secondly, Albert is not fat! He is built. Yes, he has a few love handles but that does not constitute him being labeled "fat". Thirdly, yes he did shave/Nair his back hair. He also trimmed his chest hair. And he has always had his nips pierced from his first day in the Federation. No, he does not look "disgusting". You men are so frickin' jealous it's sad. The trunks are not the most flattering look for my man. He should've gone back to a singlet like when he first debuted as "Prince Albert". Lastly, his getting a push because he deserves it. He's a young, hungry, good looking, talented big man. Unlike you sad marks, the WWF sees his potential and is capitalizing off of it. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest Mystery Eskimo Report post Posted April 12, 2002 You men are so frickin' jealous it's sad That's the funniest thing I've heard all day, thanks very much! The only thing I'm jealous of Albert for is the wads of cash he probably gets for minimal effort. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest Singular Report post Posted April 12, 2002 I do have to give Albert some props for wrestling with peirced nipps. I got mine done about a year ago and have since removed them stemming from an inncident involving me, my buddy, a motorcycle, and a chain link fence. Long story short we lost control and ended up going through a fence. I only had one nipple peirced after that. Van Hammer wrestled in WCW with one peirced nip for a little while. I remember Larry Z always making comments about it in a disgusted voice. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest One Bad Apple Report post Posted April 12, 2002 I like Albert, too. It was so cool the way he fucked up Scotty two weeks in a row. Too bad Rikishi saw him coming, though ... otherwise Albert would've knocked the acne right off his chest. Anyway, the tights were a little much. The fur is cool, but his physique just sc-reamed "indy slob." The kind you'd look at and say, "No way this guy's ever gonna make it." Guess that shirt he used to wear was a lot tighter than I thought. I do have to give Albert some props for wrestling with peirced nipps. The heck?! Albert doesn't use props—the weapons are real. All his matches are shoots. Lastly, his getting a push because he deserves it. Agreed. He's a young, hungry, good looking, talented big man. Yep, that Albert is obviously a hungry young star! Guffaw! I've always found him to be a nice-looking guy, and I'm straight. Talented? I'd say he has bunches! Well, Albert ... you have at least two fans! And I'm sure your family kind of likes you, so that's a pretty solid foundation right there! Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest buffybeast Report post Posted April 12, 2002 Thanks One Bad Apple! I knew there were more Albert fans out there!!!!!!!!!! Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest Just call me Dan Report post Posted April 12, 2002 It must suck to get in the ring with guys like that. Who the hell would want to lock up with that grease ball? Reminds me of being a kid and watching Haku. I never thought he was a monster, I just thought about the poor guys he was always wrestling to have to touch him. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest buffybeast Report post Posted April 12, 2002 Are you speaking of Albert? Cuz he's not as oiled up and greasy as say HHH, for example. Just admitt that you wish you'd looked like Albert and stop this hatred. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest One Bad Apple Report post Posted April 12, 2002 It must suck to get in the ring with guys like that. Who the hell would want to lock up with that grease ball? Reminds me of being a kid and watching Haku. I never thought he was a monster, I just thought about the poor guys he was always wrestling to have to touch him. Oh ... so you're a racist scumbag, eh? Hey, how 'bout you try to find Haku's cave so you can go say this to his face, skinhead? Now ... just to humor you, you maniac ... I'm gonna try and add a more intelligent perspective to your propaganda. I think Christian is kind of gross. I wouldn't wanna wrestle him. He always looks really sweaty and seems to oil himself up too much. And I have my doubts as to whether or not he bathes. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest Report post Posted April 12, 2002 I've liked Albert ever since he broke into the WWF. I'm one in a few. And he gets points for going after Scotty, one of the few wrestlers I truly despise and wish would get off my tv, or at least change his gimmick. Same goes for Rikishi. The Austin trunks were too much though. He always looked kind of bad ass in the plain leather pants and black shirt, and he should have kept the look. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
