Guest Just call me Dan Report post Posted April 12, 2002 LOL you morons, I love throwing stereotypical comments out there and watching you eat them up. I actually didn't even see Albert's look. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest dreamer420 Report post Posted April 12, 2002 I seen it and he looked horrible. His gut hung well over his way too small tights. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest Just call me Dan Report post Posted April 12, 2002 Well, I have pretty much seen it by the way everyone has described it. I posted before because I have really been noticing how One Bad Apple rarely posts anything else on this WWF board unless he is catching someone on an offensive comment and burying them. Just wanted to see if it's true. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest notJames Report post Posted April 12, 2002 I didn't notice Albert shaved his back. Damn, I was all set to send him an mp3 of Tool's "Message to Harry Manback" And although his Austin briefs were bad, it could have been worse... he could have been wearing Angle's Olympic Thong. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest dreamer420 Report post Posted April 12, 2002 Albert was wearing a thong when Val Venis tattooed his initals on his ass. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest Report post Posted April 12, 2002 Why is everyone so disgusted by Angle's Olympic Thong? Sure, I'd rather not see it, but Rikishi comes out with a thong every week and I'd say he is a lot more digusting than Angle is. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest notJames Report post Posted April 12, 2002 The thong wasn't disgusting. Seeing a wrestler the calibre of Angle stripped down to his thong was disgusting. He doesn't need to be debased more than HHH's machinations have already done. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest Report post Posted April 13, 2002 Albert is a shaved bear? no more fur on the back, thats a relief. maybe Albert can get the Zangief haircut......from Street Fighter Maybe his new finisher should be the Super Spinning Piledriver. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest Report post Posted April 13, 2002 Vince probably liked it. Him and his big man fetish. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest Human Fly Report post Posted April 13, 2002 Any man that has to suffer being called the "hip-hop hippo" for more then a week should get some kind of push. Did they ever explain why he and Scotty started teaming together? Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest buffybeast Report post Posted April 13, 2002 No, I really don't think so. But it was just stupid to begin with. My man Albert is too talented and sexy to be teamed with Scotty. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest evenflowDDT Report post Posted April 13, 2002 I got nothing against Albert, but he really hasn't done anything to make me care about him either. I think his hairy chest thing is cool... well, not cool, but it makes him look like some sort of WILD MAN, which can't be a bad thing (well, I guess it can but it's really hard... hmmm... Haku...). That being said, I'm really disappointed that they're having him feud with Rikishi. Sure, this does the whole "reunite 2 Cool" thing, but I actually wanted to see him feud with a returning Mark Henry, who is basically a black Albert (big guy nobody cares about), except I really dislike him because the AI Mark Henry always no-sold every move and beat me in "Wrestlemania 2000" on N64, plus he was associated with Mae Young. By the by, why was Albert called "The Hip Hop Hippo" instead of "Phat Albert"? Guess the WWF didn't want to risk a lawsuit? Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest buffybeast Report post Posted April 13, 2002 I think they were going for the alliteration in hip hop hippo. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest One Bad Apple Report post Posted April 13, 2002 LOL you morons, I love throwing stereotypical comments out there and watching you eat them up. "LOL you morons"? "Stereotypical comments"? What the heck are you talking about? I actually didn't even see Albert's look. good cuz I bet you would of throwed da fuck up at dat fat muthafucka!!! LOLLOLOLOLOL Well, I have pretty much seen it by the way everyone has described it. Thanks so much for the update ... I was just itching to know whether or not you could imagine how he looked. I posted before because I have really been noticing how One Bad Apple rarely posts anything else on this WWF board unless he is catching someone on an offensive comment and burying them. Yes, I'm always on the prowl, hunting for bigots to bury! Where'd you get with this from, idiot? Just wanted to see if it's true. Oh, you sure did bait me! Darn! And couldn't this really have all gone in one post? Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest Just call me Dan Report post Posted April 13, 2002 To explain things, I read this post to see how his look went over with everyone, because I fell asleep during Smackdown. Being bored I threw out a dumb comment that was likely to get me bashed. The one person I expected to do it was you, One Bad Apple. I have absolutely nothing against you, nor did I plan on getting in a war of words because my sarcasm isn't in your league. You're easy to piss off so I'll just drop it. So I apologize if you were aggrevated at all by this, screw flaming. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest Your Olympic Hero Report post Posted April 13, 2002 Maybe the WWF will make room for Albert vs. Rikishi to have 5 extra minutes. They could just have an nWo attack on Kidman and Tajiri so that match never has to take place... Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest saturnmark4life Report post Posted April 13, 2002 It must suck to get in the ring with guys like that. Who the hell would want to lock up with that grease ball? Reminds me of being a kid and watching Haku. I never thought he was a monster, I just thought about the poor guys he was always wrestling to have to touch him. Oh ... so you're a racist scumbag, eh? Hey, how 'bout you try to find Haku's cave so you can go say this to his face, skinhead? Now ... just to humor you, you maniac ... I'm gonna try and add a more intelligent perspective to your propaganda. I think Christian is kind of gross. I wouldn't wanna wrestle him. He always looks really sweaty and seems to oil himself up too much. And I have my doubts as to whether or not he bathes. i fail to see the racism in that. It's quite amazing some people managed to squeeze an entire argument out of it. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest Dutha Rose Report post Posted April 16, 2002 Buffehbeath, you hab not yet respohnded to da genriss ohfuh I made tuh lay you in my bayd een be uh-rocking yo healthy bodeh ole true da night, babay! You doen rilleh woen Albuh...no no no no no. You knee thumb Dutha to tree ya rye. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest One Bad Apple Report post Posted April 16, 2002 Being bored I threw out a dumb comment that was likely to get me bashed. Why'd you think saying you felt bad for guys that had to wrestle Haku would bait anyone? To me, it looked like you just went and made a comment in the thread for the heck of it and were taken aback by an unexpected accusation of racism. From your next post, I'm guessing you then assumed that everyone would interpret your post the same way. Now ... this is where it gets a little strange ... you wanted to explain that you weren't a racist, but not by way of apologizing. Nope. Instead, you call everyone a moron and tell 'em how you get a lot of laughs throwing out things that may offend people and watching the reactions. Then when you saw that no one else "got upset" at your Haku remark besides me, you make a post writing off the accusation as something I always do here ... The one person I expected to do it was you, One Bad Apple. ... Even though I don't recall doing this very much at all. Maybe you hoped I'd become so fearful of how bad I was "tricked" that I'd leave you alone about being a racist? I respond a little later, so you tell me ... I have absolutely nothing against you, nor did I plan on getting in a war of words because my sarcasm isn't in your league. You're easy to piss off so I'll just drop it. ... And still manage a quick shot. Mr. Fellow, I'd just like to inform you that I don't think you're a racist. Thought the way it was said made the fact that I was kidding pretty clear, but I guess not. This is where I would usually call you an idiot ('cause you really sounded like one), but it just seemed like your ultra-defensive reaction to being accused kicked in so fast that you didn't really consider that maybe it wasn't supposed to be taken seriously. From the bits a pieces I've read from you, you actually seem like ... "not that much of an idiot." It's usually pretty hunky-dory around where I am, so I like to amuse myself at this board rather than sitting on my hands waiting for some break-in to shoot up. And sarcasm? There's really not anything to it. i fail to see the racism in that. Same here. It's quite amazing some people managed to squeeze an entire argument out of it. Not really, since it was ... like, what ... six lines? Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest Just call me Dan Report post Posted April 16, 2002 Yep, just not thinking about things befoe posting them is the whole thing. Like I said, it was dumb, sorry. No I'm not a rascist, I appreciate your pointing that out. I posted something just to get a reaction, and I did. What I said was that I figured you would respond, but I wasn't baiting you. I wasn't baiting anyone. I meant to say that there were a few people I've seen that respond to things like that with good points, and you are one of them. I don't know you, but I've seen the way you can chew someone up and spit them out when they make stupid comments (case in point: mine) I'd rather drop this altogether. To respond correctly to this post, I just recently saw the tape of Albert's look, and I did not like it. I don't like the plaiun tights look, only for Austin. Lesnar seems to be headed in that direction, like Goldberg. I just don't like that at all. Add in the fact that Albert is overweight and in need of a good look and charismatic direction to get over, he shouldn't wear that. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest Human Fly Report post Posted April 17, 2002 They should call him Gorilla Monsoon Jr. and give him some Blue bi-focal sunglasses Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
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