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This is just a weird convo me and my brother had over AIM tonight. Remember folks this is all in clean fun

 

BenchWarmer0212: hey did i tell you my michael jackson theory

pushaT301: no

BenchWarmer0212: the real black michael jackson and his original nose perished in a late 1985 car accident

BenchWarmer0212: and instead of releasing the info

BenchWarmer0212: the government conspired with sony records to hire a delusional body double

BenchWarmer0212: who turned out to be insane

BenchWarmer0212: thats it

BenchWarmer0212: and he likes little boys

pushaT301: hahahah

BenchWarmer0212: thats all

pushaT301: that's brilliant

BenchWarmer0212: I am a fucking genius

BenchWarmer0212: the Jackson family doesnt even know it

BenchWarmer0212: and they performed experiments on him to get his voice to sound kinda like michaels

BenchWarmer0212: but like you ever noticed michael doesnt sing now like he really did on off the wall and shit

BenchWarmer0212: cON SPIR ACY

BenchWarmer0212: those bastards

BenchWarmer0212: but little do they know the real michael jackson didnt die in that accident

BenchWarmer0212: he survived and has lived in idaho for the last 19 years

BenchWarmer0212: and he is planning to kill this fraud and reclaim his dignity

BenchWarmer0212: no longer will he stand by while this farce continues

pushaT301: hahahha

pushaT301: post that on the smarks

BenchWarmer0212: the reason why he hasnt come out earlier is because he was raising a small family

pushaT301: they will laugh

pushaT301: and say stupid shit

BenchWarmer0212: i know

BenchWarmer0212: haha

BenchWarmer0212: that would be gold

pushaT301: i know

pushaT301: what if it was true

BenchWarmer0212: but then they wuold talk about how it didnt have good enough psychology and rate it **

pushaT301: yea

pushaT301: and jackson didn't sell the nose

BenchWarmer0212: lol

BenchWarmer0212: hahah

BenchWarmer0212: we should post this whole convo on the smarks

BenchWarmer0212: it would prolly get us banned

pushaT301: hahah

BenchWarmer0212: save this

BenchWarmer0212: and post it

BenchWarmer0212: or put it in your sig

pushaT301: or just copy and paste

BenchWarmer0212: DO IT

pushaT301: no

pushaT301: it's your idea

BenchWarmer0212: yes

BenchWarmer0212: ok ill do it

pushaT301: i won't get banned

pushaT301: never

pushaT301: yes

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