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Jason vs. Michael Myers......

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I won't, for the very fact that the entire match would be entirely in Jason's favor. Myers may be smarter than he appears to be, but he is a mortal man. Jason is a zombified serial killer with super-human strength.

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I won't, for the very fact that the entire match would be entirely in Jason's favor. Myers may be smarter than he appears to be, but he is a mortal man. Jason is a zombified serial killer with super-human strength.

?????

I've never met a mortal man that can go through all of that!

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If you want to see the worst acting ever, download Leatherface vs. Jason that some one made.

 

Just trust me.

This one is by the same guy and he recycles some of the actors.

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If you want to see the worst acting ever, download Leatherface vs. Jason that some one made.

 

Just trust me.

This one is by the same guy and he recycles some of the actors.

Oh my God.

 

I might just have to watch this new one then. :lol:

 

EDIT: Stupid me, at the end of the last one he teased Jason Vs. Myers, I totally forgot. I'm off to watch this new one.

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Guest FrigidSoul

To justify continuing to watch this I'll keep updating with my thoughts on this as I watch it.

 

Spoiler (Highlight to Read):

After Michael Myers stabs that guy he should have placed his knife into a glass of milk, stirred it, and had a nice cup of strawberry milk.

 

Evidently Super Girl was in FT13 part 2 and I missed it because in continuation it took 14 stabs to bring her down and she didn't even strawberry syrup all over the place affterwards.

 

While gaining obscene amounts of weight Tina also gained the ability to make Cartoon Knives fly all over the place, thus proving once and for all that she Framed Roger Rabbit

 

Cartoon Car of doom goes flying and I feel as though I'm watching Aqua Teen Hunger Force...they should have made Tina's next door neighbor be Carl...I can see it now "Hey Psychic girl, you mind keep ing it down...I have a hot broad over here"*goes back to oogling his Beer model cardboard stand-up*

 

In the end I find it hard to believe they couldn't get Corey Feldman to continue being Tommy, just buy the guy a couple double cheeseburgers and a bag of smack. Also there was no nudity or implied sex...you can't have a FT13 type movie without that. The match overall was 1/2* as nobody sold and we got a Dusty Finish.

Edited by FrigidSoul

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