The One And Only Smackdown Thread (01/22/04)

[AndrewTS 0]

Cena is doing some louse tackles. Man is as green as his panties.

true. Cena's been nothing but his mic skills. And those aren't even that great. He's done as much that can be done with this kind of gimmick.

Gay, fag, homo, queer! LOL!

 

Oh, he is an Eminem ripoff after all.

[MixxMaster 0]

and yet he is more insanely over then Benoit.

 

That's gotta suck.

That's the way the WWE is... characters over wrestling abilities.

[Guest Anglesault]

I loved that last match, if anyone cares.

DH, we've clearly established that someone has to die in the ring for you to not love something the WWE does.

[Guest wildpegasus]

I loved that last match, if anyone cares.

Me too. Great action. Heyman was pure gold watching the match in the chair as well.

[MixxMaster 0]

Cena is doing some louse tackles. Man is as green as his panties.

true. Cena's been nothing but his mic skills. And those aren't even that great. He's done as much that can be done with this kind of gimmick.

Gay, fag, homo, queer! LOL!

 

Oh, he is an Eminem ripoff after all.

True. Maybe even a bit of Vanilla Ice.

[AndrewTS 0]

and yet he is more insanely over then Benoit.

 

That's gotta suck.

That's the way the WWE is... characters over wrestling abilities.

I thought it was relatives of the owner, size, and blessed OVW chosen ones over wrestling abilities?

[Guest Choken One]

and yet he is more insanely over then Benoit.

 

That's gotta suck.

That's the way the WWE is... characters over wrestling abilities.

Then Explain how

 

Austin, Hart, Shawn, Rock, HHH were headliners while Godfather, Duke Drosse, Aldo Montoya, Val Venis and Hurricane were just low-mid carders at best.

[AndrewTS 0]

Cena is doing some louse tackles. Man is as green as his panties.

true. Cena's been nothing but his mic skills. And those aren't even that great. He's done as much that can be done with this kind of gimmick.

Gay, fag, homo, queer! LOL!

 

Oh, he is an Eminem ripoff after all.

True. Maybe even a bit of Vanilla Ice.

Aside from "Word..." being in both catchphrases...what?

 

I don't think Cena can dance.

[Downhome 0]

I loved that last match, if anyone cares.

DH, we've clearly established that someone has to die in the ring for you to not love something the WWE does.

I hated the cruiserweight match. I hate things, I simply don't express my hatred as much as I do my likes, not on here at least.

 

Do you want me to let everyone know how much I hate stuff from now on?

[MixxMaster 0]

and yet he is more insanely over then Benoit.

 

That's gotta suck.

That's the way the WWE is... characters over wrestling abilities.

I thought it was relatives of the owner, size, and blessed OVW chosen ones over wrestling abilities?

Same difference, as the relatives, Hosses, and OVW grads haven't got any real wrestling abilities, hence the characters being more to the forefront.

[MixxMaster 0]

Cena is doing some louse tackles. Man is as green as his panties.

true. Cena's been nothing but his mic skills. And those aren't even that great. He's done as much that can be done with this kind of gimmick.

Gay, fag, homo, queer! LOL!

 

Oh, he is an Eminem ripoff after all.

True. Maybe even a bit of Vanilla Ice.

Aside from "Word..." being in both catchphrases...what?

 

I don't think Cena can dance.

have you seen or heard about Vanilla Ice lately, he's gone thug, YO!

[AndrewTS 0]

Cena is doing some louse tackles. Man is as green as his panties.

true. Cena's been nothing but his mic skills. And those aren't even that great. He's done as much that can be done with this kind of gimmick.

Gay, fag, homo, queer! LOL!

 

Oh, he is an Eminem ripoff after all.

True. Maybe even a bit of Vanilla Ice.

Aside from "Word..." being in both catchphrases...what?

 

I don't think Cena can dance.

have you seen or heard about Vanilla Ice lately, he's gone thug, YO!

Oh, the two minutes or so at the end of the Behind the Music special on him.

[MixxMaster 0]

and yet he is more insanely over then Benoit.

 

That's gotta suck.

That's the way the WWE is... characters over wrestling abilities.

Then Explain how

 

Austin, Hart, Shawn, Rock, HHH were headliners while Godfather, Duke Drosse, Aldo Montoya, Val Venis and Hurricane were just low-mid carders at best.

That was HOW LONG AGO??

 

I said, WWE...not WWF.

[Guest FrigidSoul]

and yet he is more insanely over then Benoit.

 

That's gotta suck.

That's the way the WWE is... characters over wrestling abilities.

Then Explain how

 

Austin, Hart, Shawn, Rock, HHH were headliners while Godfather, Duke Drosse, Aldo Montoya, Val Venis and Hurricane were just low-mid carders at best.

That was when they were the WWF

[Guest Choken One]

How is Cena comparable to Vanilla Ice?

 

I'd say it's more Marky Mark for Cena.

[Guest Anglesault]

AND THE CROWD GOES INDIFFERENT~!

 

What could be left on this mess of a show?

[Downhome 0]

Way to, once again, make the cruisers look weak and pointless. Cruiserweights should NEVER be in the ring with the heavyweights, ugh.

[AndrewTS 0]

Bradshaw's in the Rumble. Joy.

 

Chavo Sr. looks like a Latino Lex Luthor.

[MixxMaster 0]

How is Cena comparable to Vanilla Ice?

 

I'd say it's more Marky Mark for Cena.

Can't argue with that...forgot about Mark Wahlberg's "music" days.

[Downhome 0]

I wonder if Chavo Sr. will actually do anything in the match, and if he does, if it will be worth seeing him do it.

[ChrisMWaters 0]

Chavo Sr. looks like a Latino Lex Luthor.

"I'll KEEEEEEEL you, Superman. ODELAY!

[Guest Anglesault]

Perhaps they've forgotten Angle's pointless involvement in this Eddy/Chavo feud!

 

Hooray!

[Guest FrigidSoul]

I wonder if Chavo Sr. will actually do anything in the match, and if he does, if it will be worth seeing him do it.

Maybe he'll do the Guerrero Special

[SinToxic 0]

Apparently Sakoda refers to a belt as "boah".

[AndrewTS 0]

Dude, Where's My Car, Species II, Dr. Dolittle 2--man, TV's just crawling with crappy movies lately.

[Downhome 0]

Oh my God, Billy Gunn's number one moment is Billy/Chuck getting married. I can't believe they are even mentioning that. When that is your number one acomplishment, you are seriously lacking.

[Tawren 0]

How is this a #1 moment?

[Guest FrigidSoul]

My favorite Billy Gunn moments are the ones where he gets injured and leaves my TV

[AndrewTS 0]

Best of Billy Gunn...

 

A reminder of how WWE made the gay interest groups look like cocks.

 

Well, I've had enough of Smackdown for another month or so now.

 

Oh my God, Billy Gunn's number one moment is Billy/Chuck getting married.

 

Well, actually it was the proposal.

 

I guess we won't get to see the crashing of the "wedding" and Stephanie getting beat up to a pop.

 

I think the timing of this just after the SotU is a bit convenient.

[Guest Anglesault]

Flair looks BLASTED in his little graphic.