BOSSMAN vs. HHH: THE ULTIMATE FEUD

[Guest TheZsaszHorsemen]

Big Bossman vs. Hulk Hogan

 

Big Bossman vs. The Heenan Family

 

The Boss (Man, is he Big) vs. Vader

 

 

And the HOLY TRINITY of BLOOD FEUDS in 1999:

 

Bossman/Taker

Bossman/Snow

Bossman/Big Show

 

What would the WWE be like now if, in 2000 to reward him for the greatest year for a single wrestler in history (Bossman in '99), they allowed the beloved Big Bossman to feud with their top prospect: HHH.

 

The feud would begin the night after NO WAY OUT 2000. Confident after his victory over Mick Foley, and Big Show's win over The Rock, he comes out to deliver his confident promo at the top of RAW when suddenly...

 

 

The TITANTRON shows Bossman and Bull Buchanan kidnapping Killer Kowalski, and throwing him in the trunk of his car while screaming incoherent insults at HHH. Throughout the night HHH is freaking out, wondering where they took his mentor. Finally the police say they found Kowalski. HHH rushes over and discovers it's a GAY BIKER BAR. Kowalski comes out, shaken, wearing a dog collar. If there's ANY doubt left as to whether he'd been ruthlessly sodomized he screams "MY ASS IS BROKEN!" to close the show.

 

Normally the complete destruction of the legacy of a legend like Kowalski would be enough, but this is BOSSMAN, people.

 

On SmackDown it's made official: WrestleMania 2000 will feature Bossman/HHH and Rock/Mick vs. Big Show/Benoit as a DOUBLE MAIN EVENT. Also on the show HHH cuts a tear eyed face promo from the hospital and Bossman defeats Jericho at 1:12 via a punch to the balls. After the match, Bull beats down Jericho and he does a stretcher job.

 

Next week on RAW, HHH gets some emasure of vengeance by taking out Bull with a sledge, ensureing that the match at WM will be fair and even.

 

The next SmackDown shows us a preview of WM with Bossman/Big Show taking on HHH/Rock. Rock wins by DQ when Bossman loses control and beats everyone with a nightstick. At the end, we get a shocker surprise when Stephanie announces that she has used her influence to make the WM match... a NIGHTSTICK ON A POLE MATCH.

 

The next RAW shows HHH livid at Stpeh until Steph confesses that Bossman seduced her to get her to make the match NoaP. Bossman begins walking around with a "Love Tape."

 

The next SmackDown sees Bossman cross that ultimate line as HHH gets a big victory over Eddy Guerrero, but Bossman no shows his rematch against Jericho and Jericho wins by countout. Instead of wrestling, Bossman has traveled to HHH's Home. He Bossman slams Lucy the Dog through a TABLE, and burns HHH's prized baseball card collection ONE CARD AT A TIME.

 

The next RAW sees HHH gain some measure of revenge when Bossman falls prey to a mysterious car bombing and is not seen for the rest of the show.

 

The next SD! sees Bossman back and the car bomb is never spoken of again. The two have an epic staredown.

 

At MANIA, the heel wins the title for the first time ever when STONE COLD interferes and costs HHH the match at 22:54. HHH is saved from further beatdown by the returning UNDERTAKER. Nevertheless, the Bossman Reign of Terror has begun.

 

 

NEXT: BACKLASH~!

[Guest JMA]

They don't come any eviler than the Big Boss Man (spaces added for emphasis).

 

So, when do The Mountie and Nailz return?

[Guest TheZsaszHorsemen]

They don't come any eviler than the Big Boss Man (spaces added for emphasis).

 

So, when do The Mountie and Nailz return?

It's a SURPRISE!

[Guest JMA]

::still waiting for Backlash::

[Richard 0]

Have Bossman kill Xpac and I'll be happy.

[Use Your Illusion 0]

I feel unworthy

[Guest JMA]

Maybe PETA could do a run-in on the BIG BOSS MAN with their enforcer...

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

Wait for it...

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

GOLDBERG~!

 

Y'know, because he loves animals and stuff. Right...

 

::runs away::

[Guest TheZsaszHorsemen]

The first week after WRESTLEMANIA sees Vince come out and declare a NEW power in the WWE: THE FOUR MEN WHO RIDE HORSES.

 

Bossman, Bull, Austin, and a MYSTERY PARTNER.

 

HHH responds by saying that he even though he doesn't know who the MYSTERY PARTNER is... that person will have to fight... THE GAME.

 

The Rock defeats STEVE BLACKMAN to become the Number One Contender. Three of TFMWRH beat the hell out of The Rock and then give him what they call... the People's Bukake.

 

The next SD! sees HHH and The Rock have FRICTION~! because HHH feels he deserves a rematch. Meanwhile three of TFMWRH bemoan how the MYSTERY PARTNER has not been revealed yet and they cannot play a real game of Crazy Eights.

 

The next RAW sees The Rock and HHH play curling decide the REAL Number One Contender... HHH Wins. Bossman responds by delievering a Falir like promo which literally makes Michael Cole soil himself at the very sound and the fury of it.

 

I'll do more when I'm ready.