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[Guest Tyler McClelland]

Not exactly what I had intended with my match, but who the fuck cares?

 

Comments?

[Guest Thoth]

Did Thugg no-show?  Or did I actually win?

 

Oh my god... oh my god...

[Guest Zero_Cool]

what?!  what?!  Did Iori Yagami give news of some new anime that no one gives a rat's ass about???

 

Tell me dammit!!!

 

 

EDIT: You spell Iori's name wrong one more time, and you're autojobbed for life, kiddo.

[Guest Edwin MacPhisto]

Thoth pulls the crazywild win?  Amazing!  A cool show, full of storyline advancing jobs, and...a tournament for the US belt?  Stubby, I thought you hated tournaments!

 

And you all should really read the opening promo.  Yes, it's long, but it's got some very important stuff in it that's not mentioned in the results at all!  So read it, read it, read it!  I'm not gonna tell you what it says!  So go!  Go go go!

[Guest BA_Baracus]

PROMO (Stubby P. McWeed);

"Depends how the tournament is carried out.

 

This is just going to be a quick, painless 8-man thing.

 

Heh...besides, touraments book matches for me!

 

Mothernature says, yeah..."

[Guest crusen86]

Loved the opening promo especially.

[Guest crusen86]

Loved the opening promo especially.

[Guest chirs3]

I can't help it. This place is addictive.

 

I started going into withdrawal... hallucinations of Ed Harris, fevers, cold sweats.

 

Don't ever try to quit this fed - it's just not possible.

 

On to the show!

 

--> I liked the promos (and match, however short) with the Prophet... wonder where this thing is going...

 

--> Jay Dawg, you wuss. 5 seconds?

 

--> THOTH WINS! OMG0DZ!11!!@!@!11!

 

--> MARK WINS!! OMGOFDZ!11!!!T&*!! ... well, Sorta...

 

Good show, if a little short. Two matches barely started before ending, but it was a good read.

[Guest HVilleThugg]

The show was decent...I did especially like that opening promo.  That was hella good!!  Dammit Jay Dawg...losing in 3 seconds...wonder what happened to JD.  He hasn't been around in several days. Way to go ELM...beating up on 2 women.  And what's with everyone jobbing,  putting over the other person?

 

Now Thoth, I spoke to you in chat on Friday, so you know that answer to your question.  Congratulations bro...you beat me fair and square as I did write and I had plenty of time to do so.  However, this is the second show in a row where someone has jobbed to me...and I like it!!  Maybe I'll just stop writing matches all together.  No, I'm just kidding...but what is funny is how similar our matches were.  I had the same DQ ending as you did THoth.

 

Anyway, decent show...and why has no one mentioned that one thing that made the show outstanding....

 

RAYNOR'S BACK!!  FUCK YEAH!!  THE RAYN MAN IS BACK IN A BIG WAY!!  

 

Welcome back boyo...you were missed.  

 

Da "thinking losing isn't so bad when people job to you" H

[Guest Perfect_Bo]

Did JD finally came and chose another match besides mine, or was is that Stubby couldnt wait any longer and put me as a no-show...

 

If it's number one, then congrats to who ever won...  If it's the second one, then I'm not accepting this as a lost...

 

B "Upset about the outcome, but it's all good" O

[Guest Longdogger_Pete]

Raynor, the match was mine.  Yeah, it sucked.  I got sick over the last couple days of writing and didn't get much further than the entrances.  But I didn't want to not turn in anything, so I hastily wrote an ending on the off chance that Prophet would no show.

 

The promos were not mine, though, so I was confused (naturally, since I hadn't known about them) when Prophet told everyone he wasn't going to appear for his match, then came out anyway.

[Guest Suicide King]

Chris Raynor?

 

::ponders::

 

Didn't I retire him back when I was running roughshod over the Carnies?  Gawddammit, don't retirement matches mean anything anymore?!?!  Seriously though, it's great to see you back Chris!  CAVEMAN!!!!

 

That said though, this is exactly the sort of insolence that could bring me back from retirement. I shall have to think long and hard of an appropriate revenge for these upstarts...

[Guest Zero_Cool]

Thoth is going to auto-job me?  What the fuck is he talking about?  Oh yeah, and good job beating Thugg, you gloating bastard.

 

 

I remember when I beat...Ted Flink...

[Guest chirs3]

Sorry King, but like I said, this place is just addictive. I couldn't help it...

 

... what are you doing with that pipe?

 

King, you're retired, do-

 

*CRACK*

 

...ow...

[Guest Zero_Cool]

Hey, I just realized something.  Raynor should change his sig now.

[Guest chirs3]

Was hoping you wouldn't notice, so even in retirement I could rack up more wins.

[Guest Chaos]

???

 

Well hot damn.  Um....... thanks Stubby.... or JD.... or whoever wrote that match.  I was going to do something or other for SD, try and fix up all this stuff but that works.

 

Guess I'll be back in a few shows........

 

K-Os = MIA

 

(Y)

[Guest BA_Baracus]

PROMO (Stubby P. McWeed);

"I wrote the Dawg match.

 

...and it doesn't actually count as a win or title reign or anything.

 

Mothernature says, yup..."