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Chapter 4

 

Mysterious Voice: Wake up sir.

 

Chave: Buh?

 

Mysterious Voice: Wake up.

 

Chave: Whadafuh? Where am I?

 

Mysterious Voice: You’re on a plane to Canada. And I’m a sexy air stewardess.

 

Chave: So Chapter 3 was all a dream?

 

Sexy Air Stewardess: Quite. You were screaming out “Must kill Hoff! Seriously! Motherfucker!”

 

Chave: I see.

 

Sexy Air Stewardess: And then you went to sleep and started snoring.

 

Chave: I see.

 

Sexy Air Stewardess: Then I woke you up.

 

Chave: That bit I got. So, you’re a sexy air stewardess, I’m a sexy Chave, wanna fuck?

 

Sexy Air Stewardess: Fuck off.

 

Chave: ‘kay. So, how long until we land in Canada?

 

Sexy Air Stewardess: We’re just landing now.

 

::Chave looks out of the window to see the plane touching down on a runway, passing a sign reading “CANADA: The sensible persons America”::

 

Chave: Sweet. So, you’re sure you don’t wanna…

 

Sexy Air Stewardess: No.

 

Chave: Not even…

 

Sexy Air Stewardess: No!

 

Chave: I’ll just watch…

 

Sexy Air Stewardess: NO!

 

:: The sexy air stewardess bitchslaps Chave::

 

Chave: I’ll leave my number…

 

:: The sexy air stewardess kicks chave in the balls::

 

Chave: Ah. You’re a lesbian. I thought you guys were all ugly!

 

:: The sexy air stewardess throws Chave out the moving plane::

 

Chave: Still got it!

 

::Chave gets up, dusts himself off and walks over to the taxi rank::

 

Chave: ‘lo taxi driver! Take me to CWM’s house. I believe he’s expecting me.

 

Taxi Driver: Cwm? Is that Welsh or something?

 

Chave: Ah, fuck it, I’ll direct you. It can’t be too hard to find..

 

THE SAGA WILL BE CONTINUED SOON~!

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Hey now, don't go making fun of the Welsh on my watch.

 

BTW, this thread needs a boost. Perhaps Chave will take a Sleepaway Camp-ish twist at some point?

I would if I knew what that was.

 

Anyways, this is the report of a true life Saga. If it was all fiction, do you really think it would be this dull?

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