k thx 0 Report post Posted February 9, 2004 Chapter 4 Mysterious Voice: Wake up sir. Chave: Buh? Mysterious Voice: Wake up. Chave: Whadafuh? Where am I? Mysterious Voice: You’re on a plane to Canada. And I’m a sexy air stewardess. Chave: So Chapter 3 was all a dream? Sexy Air Stewardess: Quite. You were screaming out “Must kill Hoff! Seriously! Motherfucker!” Chave: I see. Sexy Air Stewardess: And then you went to sleep and started snoring. Chave: I see. Sexy Air Stewardess: Then I woke you up. Chave: That bit I got. So, you’re a sexy air stewardess, I’m a sexy Chave, wanna fuck? Sexy Air Stewardess: Fuck off. Chave: ‘kay. So, how long until we land in Canada? Sexy Air Stewardess: We’re just landing now. ::Chave looks out of the window to see the plane touching down on a runway, passing a sign reading “CANADA: The sensible persons America”:: Chave: Sweet. So, you’re sure you don’t wanna… Sexy Air Stewardess: No. Chave: Not even… Sexy Air Stewardess: No! Chave: I’ll just watch… Sexy Air Stewardess: NO! :: The sexy air stewardess bitchslaps Chave:: Chave: I’ll leave my number… :: The sexy air stewardess kicks chave in the balls:: Chave: Ah. You’re a lesbian. I thought you guys were all ugly! :: The sexy air stewardess throws Chave out the moving plane:: Chave: Still got it! ::Chave gets up, dusts himself off and walks over to the taxi rank:: Chave: ‘lo taxi driver! Take me to CWM’s house. I believe he’s expecting me. Taxi Driver: Cwm? Is that Welsh or something? Chave: Ah, fuck it, I’ll direct you. It can’t be too hard to find.. THE SAGA WILL BE CONTINUED SOON~! Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Zack Malibu 0 Report post Posted February 9, 2004 Hey now, don't go making fun of the Welsh on my watch. BTW, this thread needs a boost. Perhaps Chave will take a Sleepaway Camp-ish twist at some point? Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
k thx 0 Report post Posted February 9, 2004 Hey now, don't go making fun of the Welsh on my watch. BTW, this thread needs a boost. Perhaps Chave will take a Sleepaway Camp-ish twist at some point? I would if I knew what that was. Anyways, this is the report of a true life Saga. If it was all fiction, do you really think it would be this dull? Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
