BifEverchad 0 Report post Posted February 11, 2004 Thank you! Oh! Thank you! I can hardly breathe! I feel so blessed! 3,000 posts...I can't believe it! Oh my....thank you again! I just want everyone to take a minute and bow down before me and accept that even in my wildest hallucinations, I never would have fantasized that this could ever happen to me. To the other posters here, I want each of you to know how totally vindicated your pointless, thoughtless and irresistable dribble makes me feel right now. You know who you are, you little rascals... You know when they first told me I was nominated for the 3,000 Posts Award, I just had to take a minute and think about how great my experiences have been. I guess it all just makes me feel kinda special, and it just gets me....right here.. You know, there are so many back-stabbing little people to thank! First off though, I want to thank the glorified prostitutes of TSM, who looked deep within their cold, black hearts before giving me this fantastic award! Also, I want to thank all the useless and annoying trolls that feed off of this board, for being such a powerful force in my life. And of course, to the Owner, Damian Gonzalez, who taught me to take life by the balls and to chew them up and shit them out again. I thank you. But finally, to all the TSM sluts I slept with - I couldn't have done it without you! Thank you TSM, and have good day, night or morning! Yours Truly, BifEverchad Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Art Sandusky 0 Report post Posted February 11, 2004 You brought Amanda Walsh back, otherwise I wouldn't even notice this. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest T®ITEC Report post Posted February 11, 2004 God bless you, sir. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
MarvinisaLunatic 0 Report post Posted February 11, 2004 Uhuh. *wishes he had a post like that lined up last night* Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest cobainwasmurdered Report post Posted February 11, 2004 Biff's what...19ish? He should be graduating 7th grade this year. God bless Newfy education. In all seriousnessness, congrats you silly newf. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Rob E Dangerously 0 Report post Posted February 11, 2004 3000? big deal Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Youth N Asia 0 Report post Posted February 11, 2004 *shrugs* Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest Bottled Black Report post Posted February 12, 2004 ::Looks at own post count:: ::Drops to knees and starts Bowing at Bif's feet:: I'm not worthy, I'm not worthy. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Mole 0 Report post Posted February 12, 2004 Ha, I remember those days, 3000. Call me when you get to 5000. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
caboose 0 Report post Posted February 12, 2004 Mole still doesn't get it does he? Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Red Baron 0 Report post Posted February 12, 2004 I'm quite aways from 5000 610 and declining to be exact Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Ravenbomb 0 Report post Posted February 14, 2004 yay? Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Youth N Asia 0 Report post Posted February 14, 2004 wait, I have a more proper statement this time *fart* Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
