Promo: student vs. teacher

[Guest]

[Johnny Rotten is sitting in the Midnight Carnival lockerroom going over tape of Perfect Bo, studing his tactics as if he didn't already know them as well as his own. No one else is in the usually active room as the flickering lights from the monitor float across the back wall.]

 

....You're just a shook one....

 

Perfect Bo hits the Perfect Pain on Fallout to help Rotten win his first Title.

 

....You're just a shook one....

 

Perfect Bo locks on the Perfect Crank to a green Naptown Hellcat (Johnny Rotten) in his first match in the IGNJL.

 

....You're just a shook one....

 

Rotten hits the Shattered Dreams on Perfect Bo during the split of Evil Inc...

 

....You're just a shook one....

 

Perfect Bo hugs a bloodied and battered Rotten tightly...

 

....You're just a shook one....

 

Perfect Bo flies into the pictures with a steel chair taking out Rotten...

 

....You're just a shook one....

 

[The lights turn on as Edwin and Raynor walk into the room laughing about something....]

 

Edwin: "What are you up to Mr. Rotten?"

 

Rotten: "Running over some tape on Perfect Bo..."

 

Raynor: "Why?.. Want to cover his car in silly string?!"

 

Edwin: "Or maybe we could create an elaborate musical depicting Bo as a homeless gay man. We could call it, Hobo Homo Bo!"

 

Rotten: "Nah... Thanks for the ideas, but I think I'll just look over the tape."

 

Raynor: "Cool.... We'll let you get back to it, we just wanted to grab some cards anyway."

 

Edwin: "We'll see you later Rotten."

 

Rotten: "Bye..."

 

[Rotten goes back to looking over the long history between himself, and The Perfect One... The camera fades to black.]

[Guest Edwin MacPhisto]

Short, simple, but sweet.

 

And Homo Hobo Bo...hmm...there's potential there.  If you ever need a new gimmick, Bo...

[Guest chirs3]

*grabs some silly string*

 

Heh heh...

 

Little short, but nice nonetheless.

 

And Bo?

 

Run. Run, Bo. Run from this thread, or you will regret it for the rest of your life...

 

*remembers the birth of Caveman Chris*

[Guest Edwin MacPhisto]

Speaking of which (and inevitably drawing Rotten's spiff promo off-topic), does anyone have the original Caveman Chris stats?  They were beautiful, if I remember correctly...

[Guest chirs3]

Alls I remember is they came into being on the tail end of a King of Hearts promo. He was down about you and X, and I came to talk with him.

 

I commented that one of the things he had me say was... a little out there... he responded "Ok, next time you'll speak in single syllable words."

 

And then you said "SMASH!"

 

If anyone can get the stats, please do. It'll be somewhere after FtF...

 

And stay on topic! Good promo!

[Guest Angel_Grace_Blue]

Nifty promo there, Que.

 

Oh, and Raynor, I doubt you'll be getting those stats, seeing as I've been asking for someone to get my old double no-show ML/JL matches that I whipped up as a marker for a few days with no luck.  Put there might be a chance.

 

Just a few words from someone considering a return, but is too lazy to  read through all the matches to find out what's been going on.  Perhaps when...I mean, if, if I come back, I'll just wing it.

 

!Seld00t