Goldberg breaks arm

[Guest Mikey2Dope]

From 1wrestling.com:

 

Dara Torez was on the Dan Patrick show today talking about the celebrity car race she was in on Friday night, the one Bill Goldberg was in. The highlight was her saying she beat out Goldberg for the pole, and thought that he was pissed off about it. Before the race started Goldberg pulled her to the side and said not to worry, he would help her keep it a clean start and wouldn't try to wreck her. She said he was true to his word, but that she quickly lost site of him in her rear view mirror. When she came back around the track, Goldberg's car was totaled and he was standing next to it. Later she found out he had to go to the hospital. She said that she had caught up with him later that day and asked him what happened. He explained to her that his gear box broke, and it pissed him off so he started pounded on the gear shifter, so hard that he broke his arm in two different places!! She said he seemed in good spirits and was trying to look at the positive of it, but didn't really said what that positive side was!

 

Man did this make me laugh my ass off. That's the stupidest injury I have ever heard.

[Guest Sykotic2002]

That was funny as hell.  The dumbass deserves it for being so stupid.

[Guest caboose]

He's just trying to prove he is more 'INTENSE' than Triple H.

But I don't think thats actually possible.

Triple H is too 'INTENSE'.

[Guest]

Goldberg just seems to have bad luck with all kinds of cars.

 

Anyone else remember the lime incident?

[Guest The Man in Blak]

Breaking news...professional wrestler/jew Bill Goldberg was taken immediately to the hospital after losing a game of Magic: The Gathering to 13-year old Gary Woodward on the grounds of Field Kindley High School in Coffeyville, KS.  Infuriated, Mr. Goldberg slapped his opponent, grabbed his deck of cards and attempted to throw them into the street, tearing his rotator cuff in the process.

[Guest art_vandelay]

Breaking news...professional wrestler/jew Bill Goldberg was taken immediately to the hospital after losing a game of Magic: The Gathering to 13-year old Gary Woodward on the grounds of Field Kindley High School in Coffeyville, KS.  Infuriated, Mr. Goldberg slapped his opponent, grabbed his deck of cards and attempted to throw them into the street, tearing his rotator cuff in the process.

LMAO!  Shit, any joke involving Magic: The Gathering deserves an "LMAO!"