Wwf soap opera game

[Guest RickyB]

Lawrence Taylor won the main event in a show which drew a 0.1 buyrate, Vince puts the blame on neither he nor Stephanie appearing in the main event so he books himself, Stephanie and David Arquette against Lawrence Taylor, Torrie Wilson and Bradshaw on the next night's Raw.

[Guest RevEvil]

A masked man break into Vince's hotel room and castrates him.

[Guest AngryJohnny]

Vince's newest angle introduced the next night:the Vince McMahon kiss my castration scar club.

[Guest]

Goldust is the first to join.

[Guest]

Jericho is blamed for the low buyrate of the show for putting on a bad handicapped match on Heat and jobs to Goldust on Metal in 17 seconds.

[Guest]

Maven runs out and kills LT with "The Peoples Dropkick", tells the people in the crowd "YOUR NOT TOUGH ENOUGH" then runs for president.

[Guest]

But alas, it never happens and Maven joins Bob Backlund in limbo.

[Guest]

Maven says Bob Backlund isnt tough enough and tells Marty Jannety he should lose a retirement match to Maven.

[Guest RevEvil]

Maven defeats Marty in a 13 second match, then Stephanie is shown in the back with a doctor crying.

[Guest]

Maven shoves his eyebrows up Stephanies ears and she dies but Vince brings her back to the writing staff anyway.

[Guest Haku]

Uh oh here comes Haku afro and all demanding a title shot.

[Guest]

Maven kills him and the fro, then he gives an open challenge to Charles Robinson.

[Guest RevEvil]

Maven is attacked by a rabid hhh.

[Guest]

MAVEN RUNS FROM INTENSITY AND FUCKS Harolda Revera.

[Guest]

Maven continues running from HHH then looks down to see glass with Christian and Lance Storm underneath jumping around and yelling.

[Guest]

Maven decides to run back to Triple H and hit him with THAT Dropkick. He goes back to the glass with HHH's sledgehammer and begins to smash his way through.

[Guest]

Christian and Lance Storm get a ladder and climb through the debris of the glass ceiling into unfamiliar territory with shrines to Stephanie all over.

[Guest The Voices In Your Head]

They walk up to a room, where The Rock, Undertaker, Stone Cold, Triple H, & Hulk Hogan are kneeling to an unseen person sitting on a throne.

[Guest]

The person on the throne turns out to be none other than...

[Guest Your Olympic Hero]

Duke the Dumpster Droese

[Guest Risk]

Vince pulls off his Duke mask and says, "I'm Vince McMahon, damnit!"

Vince breaks boardkabe and says...

 

"You writers are worst than mine, YOOOOOUUUU'RRRREEEE FIIIRRREEEDD!"

 

This thread now ends.

[Guest]

But wait! Shane comes down and says that now since the WWF is finished, he'll return WCW! Sting runs out to the ring, but since this is all a WWF storyline, Shane hits him with a chair and joins Vince. Suddenly.......

[Guest Zack Malibu]

Vince turns on Shane, and he and Sting double team the younger McMahon.  It was all a SWERVE~!

[Guest]

But wait! It's Jesse Jackson, D-von and Al Sharpton riding in on the Pope Mobile! They beat the BALONEY out of Shane MacMahon with a cattle prod.

[Guest kane3212321]

and Test and The Big Show save Shane then have an unprecidented  ******  match after the match there's a run in from........

[Guest RevEvil]

Hacksaw Jim Duggan, who impales Test on an American flag.

[Guest WrestlingDeacon]

At which point, Test reveals that he's a Highlander and smashes Duggan in the head until his eyes uncross.

[Guest The Voices In Your Head]

Rob Van Dam walks in and rubs his eyes and says.....

"Where the hell did this thread come back from???" [seriously] Then he faces off with Test, but before anything can happen.....

[HurriShane]

Stacy Keibler comes out and reveals that she's pregnant and that the father is...

[Guest The Voices In Your Head]

Vince McMahon!!! Vince walks out, but turns around and sees....