Matt Young Posted February 20, 2004 Report Posted February 20, 2004 I never had to deal with this shit living in a rural Illinois town as I did from 1997-this year, but even though I'm pissed at being woken up, this is kind of cool. We have an LAPD helicopter circling our neighborhood and the surrounding mountain area with the spotlight on, presumably searching for some fugitive who will more than likely rape and murder my family and pets before you all wake up and read this. Crazy.
MrRant Posted February 20, 2004 Report Posted February 20, 2004 Nice knowing you. I would suggest offering to suck his dick, that way since you are being a cooperative hostage he may not fuck you in the ass.
Guest FrigidSoul Posted February 20, 2004 Report Posted February 20, 2004 I'd be more afraid that since its LA they're filming a Twilight Zone movie segment. God knows their track record with helicopters aint good.
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