Guest Posted April 16, 2002 Report Posted April 16, 2002 In a Recent Interview somewheres Tony (No I didn't have pedo pics and a Handgun) Norris aka Ahmed (No Im Not Sloppy Just umm Dunno what a good word would be) Johnson. Says he wants to come back to the WWF. He sent in tapes of himself, evidently he shed those Big T WCW fiasco pounds and Now is back to Looking like a Brick House again. Johnson made a run down on a few people in WWF claiming Faarooq purposely kicked him in the back stiff and Injured his Kidney's just because Faarooq wanted to get pushed over him. Also Says flat out he dislikes the Rock. Also claims that Shawn Michaels told him to no longer do the High flying move stuff, which Norris, the genius that he is, says because He would start showing up Michaels, and Michaels would look bad... If By some drug induced twist of fate Ahmed Johnson gets resigned, Where would you actually want to see this nutbar go against? What angles?? The Second man who ever Slammed Yokozuna could go into a Angle of who is the real strongest man, against Mark Henry. Yea Two Big Muscular Black guys feuding over who's strongest... Well at least it isn't butch Reed vs Koko b Ware. Ahmed as Big T refeud with a Face Booker T for some odd reason.. Or He could Beat RVD for the IC title he held for a cup of coffee (Oh yea RVD jobbing to Johnson I see that...whistles) Vent us your opinions on this Obvious hot issue heh
Guest Austin3164life Posted April 16, 2002 Report Posted April 16, 2002 I hope he doesn't get signed. In 1997 he was over, but was often criticized for not knowing what he was doing during his matches and promos. I doubt many casual fans would remember him today, and I don't think anyone really cares about him anymore......
Guest Posted April 16, 2002 Report Posted April 16, 2002 Why does he hate the Rock? And since when the hell could do hiflying stuff? Doesnt he know insulting guys like that probably wont help him get a job? Where is this interview? I want to read it for myself.
Guest crandamaniac Posted April 16, 2002 Report Posted April 16, 2002 Also claims that Shawn Michaels told him to no longer do the High flying move stuff, which Norris, the genius that he is, says because He would start showing up Michaels, and Michaels would look bad... LOL!
Guest buffybeast Posted April 16, 2002 Report Posted April 16, 2002 Part of Ahmed's problem is that he was buddy-buddy with Shawn. He also felt like he was one of the members of the Kliq and could therefore do and say whatever he wanted. Fool.
Guest RickyB Posted April 16, 2002 Report Posted April 16, 2002 He used to be able to do High Flying moves. Watch him in the Global Wrestling Federation when he was Moadib or when he was Tony "The Regulator" Norris. He got sloppy when he became famous and he put on too much weight when he was in the WWF and even more when he was in WCW. But he used to be a good Wrestler when he was in the GWF, he was kind of like Sean O'Haire in the way that he could do High Flying Moves, Power Moves, the lot.
Guest Posted April 16, 2002 Report Posted April 16, 2002 He used to be able to do High Flying moves. Watch him in the Global Wrestling Federation when he was Moadib or when he was Tony "The Regulator" Norris. He got sloppy when he became famous and he put on too much weight when he was in the WWF and even more when he was in WCW. But he used to be a good Wrestler when he was in the GWF, he was kind of like Sean O'Haire in the way that he could do High Flying Moves, Power Moves, the lot. Was GWF the same place Jerry Lynn and Book and X-Punk started? Who was he there...Moadib or Regulator? And what the fuck is a moadib? What kidn of stuff could he do anyway? How much did he weigh? Like the 225 or something? Part of Ahmed's problem is that he was buddy-buddy with Shawn. He also felt like he was one of the members of the Kliq and could therefore do and say whatever he wanted. Then why didnt his buddy let him do the moves he wanted? And I never figured theyd be friends. I figured he would hate a bitch like Michaels.
Guest Will Scarlet Posted April 16, 2002 Report Posted April 16, 2002 Well, I try to look at this optimistically, Vince would not be that stupid, right? ??? *thinks about that* Okay, so maybe he would. Well, what's the worst that can happen? They stick him in a feud with Kurt Angle or Chris Jericho or something? I am sure that even if they do hire him, they will have him feud with Mark Henry or something like that and then old Ahmed will vanish off the face of the earth again.
Guest RickyB Posted April 16, 2002 Report Posted April 16, 2002 Was GWF the same place Jerry Lynn and Book and X-Punk started? Who was he there...Moadib or Regulator? And what the fuck is a moadib? He was Moadib first then when Jim Crocket brought it he became The Regulator. What kidn of stuff could he do anyway? How much did he weigh? Like the 225 or something? Well he did Moonsaults often and he was very Agile. He was announced as being around 300lbs.
Guest Nevermortal Posted April 16, 2002 Report Posted April 16, 2002 I actually marked for Ahmed when I first saw him in the WWF. His finisher was so damn cool because quite simply I had never saw it done up to that point. But then he used to get injured. A lot. And finally, he was gone. I didn't really miss him. But maybe HHH will have Vince sign him. He could be INTENSE~! enough for a feud with Kurt Angle or Y2J.
Guest Posted April 16, 2002 Report Posted April 16, 2002 A shame, really...Ahmed Johnson was mega-over at one time and could have easily been WWF Champion if it hadn't been for his injuries. I remember seeing him as Moadib in Global and his finisher was a swandive headbutt off the top rope. Very agile for a big guy, and I remember him doing a plancha or two in the WWF. He coulda been a contendah...
Guest Posted April 16, 2002 Report Posted April 16, 2002 Well if he can still do any of that and keeps healthy, then maybe they could bring him in. On second thought...no.
Guest oldschoolwrestling Posted April 16, 2002 Report Posted April 16, 2002 The Second man who ever Slammed Yokozuna could go into a Angle of who is the real strongest man, against Mark Henry. Yea Two Big Muscular Black guys feuding over who's strongest... Well at least it isn't butch Reed vs Koko b Ware. I'd take Koko/Reed over Ahmed just to see Frankie.
Guest buffybeast Posted April 16, 2002 Report Posted April 16, 2002 "Then why didnt his buddy let him do the moves he wanted? And I never figured theyd be friends. I figured he would hate a bitch like Michaels." Because his friend asked him to maybe and Ahmed acquiesced to be seen as a good guy? I dunno, but I read that Ahmed was friendly with the members of the Kliq. Except Chyna. Supposedly WWF wanted him to work with and/or job to Chyna and Ahmed supposedly said, "I ain't jobbing to no bitch."
Guest FakeRazor Posted April 16, 2002 Report Posted April 16, 2002 Ugh... first Goldust, then Mr. Perfect (I love perfect, but he's over the hill), then the nWo, now there's talks of Sunny coming back, and now Ahmed. At least Perfect, Goldust, and the nWo can say that they're has beens. Ahmed is a never-was. He thinks he's some kind of wrestling god (to the point where he won't show up to indy shows without a LIMO picking him up), yet he was never anything more than an untalented WWF midcarder. Ahmed was ALWAYS a nothing. STRANGE on the mic, TERRIBLE in the ring, and a notorious arrogent fucktard backstage. I REALLY REALLY hope the WWF isn't dumb enough to sign Ahmed. The WWF has to stop living in the past, and use the ACTUAL talent that they have. They aren't in need of guys like Ahmed.
Guest Posted April 16, 2002 Report Posted April 16, 2002 Personally, I can't see Ahmed Johnson coming back to the WWF. But if they absolutely lose their minds and DO infact sign him, I can't see him having much success before he gets himself injured AGAIN. Actually, I can see it now... Ahmed mumbles something incoheriently and shouts at the top of his lungs, while making a challenge to Chris Beniot. Beniot makes a fool of Ahmed and chuckles, Ahmed says "I'm in a Gang!" and then chases Beniot off with a very LONG 2x4. Oh yes, the ratings! Here's one: Name your favorite Ahmed Johnson moment. Mine: None.
Guest buffybeast Posted April 16, 2002 Report Posted April 16, 2002 LOL, I used to be a Ahmed mark. But yes, I would cringe if WWF was foolish enough to sign this baffoon.
Guest Vern Gagne Posted April 16, 2002 Report Posted April 16, 2002 That crack whore Sunny isn't coming back to the WWF. She just said that because she's desperate for attention.
Guest Posted April 16, 2002 Report Posted April 16, 2002 Also claims that Shawn Michaels told him to no longer do the High flying move stuff, which Norris, the genius that he is, says because He would start showing up Michaels, and Michaels would look bad... LOL! What is funny about that? You've never seen Ahmed's 450 splash or his Shooting Star Press have you. This guy can fly better than Hayabusa.
Guest jm29195 Posted April 16, 2002 Report Posted April 16, 2002 I think Ahmed did some of that high flying in the WWF as well, at the 96 Royal Rumble against Jeff Jarrett he was doing that undertaker tope and even a shooting star press!! I hope he had lost that Big T weight thoguh, did anyone see that Uncensored 2000 match where he did the dive over the railing and knocked it over with his beer gut!?
Guest dreamer420 Posted April 16, 2002 Report Posted April 16, 2002 He better not show up in the WWF. Even if he is in shape Ahmed is a danger in the ring and a jackass out of the ring. Bad choice.
Guest Human Fly Posted April 17, 2002 Report Posted April 17, 2002 That idiotic Nation of Domination turn ruined his heat just as much as the injuries. Although he was injured like 5 times. This isn't the first time he's talked about coming back to the WWF. He's full of crap. I can see it now Ahmed and Tom Zenk as a tag team with Sunny as their manager.
Guest cabbageboy Posted April 17, 2002 Report Posted April 17, 2002 I used to actually like the Z Man! In regards to Ahmed and Michaels, I can see them being buddies.....in a jail cell. Think on that one, homies. Or better yet, don't. His WCW stint as Big T is enough to kill his career and I doubt the WWF would ever consider hiring him again. Remember his feud with Booker T over the T in the names? Feuds like this are why Booker has no heat. I always thought Ahmed would make a good Othello for some reason. He seems INTENSE. Hey, why not put him in there with RVD? It might be amusing to see what would happen if RVD busted him open.
Guest pinnacleofallthingsmanly Posted April 17, 2002 Report Posted April 17, 2002 Cabbageboy for all of Zenk's talk, he's no spring chicken himself. I'm wondering if he's off the roids now and how big he he is.
Guest Human Fly Posted April 17, 2002 Report Posted April 17, 2002 Wasn't Zenk Mr. Minneapolis or something like that? He and Ahmed could be a power combination, capable of superhuman feats of strength when Sunny would slide them some smack.
Guest Rick001 Posted April 17, 2002 Report Posted April 17, 2002 I would LIKE to see Ahmed back but I doubt it will happen. He made the BIGGEST mistake in the WWF when he tried to go heel only to go back to being a face and the fans got sick of him. Vince doesn't want him back becuase he was the reason he LEFT. And racist fans (this board by the sounds of it) held him back too.
Guest Posted April 17, 2002 Report Posted April 17, 2002 They should bring in Goldberg! That would be cool. When I talked to him the other day he said he was ready to go into the WWF!
Guest buffybeast Posted April 17, 2002 Report Posted April 17, 2002 "Vince doesn't want him back becuase he was the reason he LEFT. And racist fans (this board by the sounds of it) held him back too." I thought Ahmed's poor attitude and being injury prone were the reasons he was let go by WWF.
Guest Posted April 17, 2002 Report Posted April 17, 2002 NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!! Not Lenny i mean Ahmed He sells worse than the fucking Under-Seller. Ahmed = Me not watching wrestling ok maybe thats a little harsh but i mean he sucks balls.
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