Guest Zack Malibu Report post Posted April 16, 2002 From what I heard, he and Hennig were going to be a RAW tag team, but after last night, it looks like we have Leif Cassidy 2K2 on our hands. I love the psycho gimmicks (Loose Cannon Pillman, Crazy Old Man Funk, etc.), but STASIAK?!?!? And nothing like sending him out against Big Show to get a new gimmick over (or at least try). Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest FakeRazor Report post Posted April 16, 2002 I don't know Stasiak still has a job. The locker room must hate him for that crap he pulled back in 1999. I don't really see any potential in him anywhere. Why can't we have a psycho Al Snow back instead? Or a psycho Chavo Guererro? Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest Report post Posted April 16, 2002 "Planet Stasiak"?...hrmmm...can't be any worse than 'Meat'. Although, it doesn't seem like it will go anywhere anyways. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest razazteca Report post Posted April 16, 2002 the new gimmick was lame, Meat was an easy target in the chat room. People were calling him Warrior and mocking his promo with Warriorisms: "Canivoiors talk to me" Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest Report post Posted April 16, 2002 "Canivoiors talk to me" lol Yes, 'Meat' was a disaster from the get go. Does anyone remember the infamous HeAT match when he had...uh.....ah...let's just say he was 'happy' after Terri spiked his beverage with some pills... Oh L'od! Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest Nevermortal Report post Posted April 16, 2002 Is it true he got fired in '99 for taping people's conversations? Anyway, back to the subject at hand. I figured he'd at least kick out of the chokeslam only to get killed by a second one to put over his craziness. I predict we won't be seeing Stasiak for a while. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest Report post Posted April 16, 2002 Anyway, back to the subject at hand. I figured he'd at least kick out of the chokeslam only to get killed by a second one to put over his craziness. I predict we won't be seeing Stasiak for a while. Why? the new gimmick was lame, Meat was an easy target in the chat room. People were calling him Warrior and mocking his promo with Warriorisms: "Canivoiors talk to me" He didnt seem anything like the Warrior. Or Leif Cassidy like that other poster said. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest Nevermortal Report post Posted April 16, 2002 Usually people who get squashed on TV like that aren't seen for a bit. Just my prediction. Although if he comes back next Monday, I'll eat my intense signature picture. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest The Man in Blak Report post Posted April 16, 2002 Whatever planet the gimmick came from, send it and Stasiak back for good. He's HORRIBLE, just another "hella talented athlete" (Ross tells us so) like Billy Gunn. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest AM The Kid Report post Posted April 17, 2002 You're all maniacs for not liking Stasiack. If you're not down with Stasiack you're crazyiack! Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest The Man in Blak Report post Posted April 17, 2002 *is happily crazyjack* Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest Zero_Cool Report post Posted April 17, 2002 When I heard that promo, I actually thought for a second that they were going to give him a schizophrenic gimmick, as had to rhyme everything, which is a syptom of said psychological disorder. I think they call it "clang association" Anyway, it probably won't go anywhere good. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest Human Fly Report post Posted April 17, 2002 They should just have him be what he was in the Alliance. That was funny enough. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest Report post Posted April 17, 2002 As of right now I like Stasiaks gimmick just as much as Maven and Steve Blackmen. They belong in the Hall Of Funny? Im still working on he name. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest Report post Posted April 17, 2002 Oh c'mon now! At least give the guy a chance! He DOES have potential! ... Which is what JR said, after he overloaded on A1 steak sauce and viagra. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest Report post Posted April 17, 2002 Is JR making rips on A1 cause hes sauce never took off? Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest Report post Posted April 17, 2002 He looked way too much like Brian Bosworth. Remember Brian Bosworth? No? Exactly my point. And yet, this probably isn't the worst gimmick Stasiak has had. Remember the "charge heroically and miss horribly crashing into random obstacles" gimmick? You know, the idea of making Stasiak bipolar would be cool, and the potential for Hamletesque "He's only playing mad...or is he?" angles and segments could be very interesting, and if by some miracle I became head booker of the WWF I'd run to the endzone with it. But unfortunately, it seems way too complex for WWF programming. Keep in mind that this is the same company who just dumbed down Molly Holly's 'virtuous' gimmick to "she's a virgin." *YAWN* Poor Shawn Stasiak. The taping incident has probably made him some permanent political enemies, ensuring that even if he hits on a winning gimmick, it'll get torpedoed. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest art_vandelay Report post Posted April 17, 2002 Don't you guys get it? He's supposed to be a rapper. He's MC Meat, he's the WWF's Vanilla Ice. The only thing he needs is some dope beats. He shouldn't team up with Mr. Perfect, he should be reforming M.O.M. with Oscar and Viscera, only this time as: Mabel, Oscar and Meat. I thought his promo was entertaining last night. And even Smarks have to admit that the man has significantly improved inside the ring. He has incorporated a lot of psychology into his matches, more specifically his bout with Tommy Dreamer two weeks ago and for the few shots he got in last night against Big Show. Mark my words: Shawn Stasiak = the next Chris Benoit Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest EUX4life Report post Posted April 17, 2002 i thought he looked a lot like Duke Nukem last night, with the spiked hair and the blonde-ness.(whatever) i don't think a rhyming psycho would work very well, for obvious reasons. maybe he can think he's a duke nukem like character, and call all his opponents alien scum and go to titty bars all the time. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest Report post Posted April 17, 2002 I've always liked Stasiak. His best gimmick was when he ran into walls. It made me laugh Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest Rick001 Report post Posted April 17, 2002 I liked Stasiak's crazy intense person gimmick becuase it's new for him and the guy if pretty buff and wasn't afraid of the Big Slow I liked his "I'll earn respect gimmick" I LOVED it when Regal and Angle where talking and Stasiak ran into a suit of armor and knocked himself out and Angle and Regal looked down then continued to talk! Give the guy a chance one thing is for sure THIS gimmick isn't as bad as the Meat gimmick Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest Report post Posted April 17, 2002 Is JR making rips on A1 cause hes sauce never took off? When did he rip of a1? Shit is tasty!! Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest evenflowDDT Report post Posted April 17, 2002 Why can't we have a psycho Al Snow back instead? Because I bought Head on eBay. As for psycho gimmicks, I never got to see Head in her prime (it is a her, right? I can't tell 'cuz of all the make-up and the short hair), but I have seen Perry Saturn with Moppy and I must say it was demeaning to him, to say the least. What's wrong with Stasiak? There has to be SOME non-superstar, clearly defined mid-carders who will never really get over for anything other than regional heat (Bradshaw, I'm looking at you). Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest Report post Posted April 17, 2002 Is JR making rips on A1 cause hes sauce never took off? When did he rip of a1? Shit is tasty!! Is it just me or was that a really funny post? Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest Report post Posted April 17, 2002 Planet Stasiak is here!!!!!!!!! CAN YOU SEE THE POTENTIAL! I MEAN...MY GOD! STASIAK IS THE NEXT ROCK! THE NEXT HULK HOGAN! THE NEXT.... Who the hell am i kidding.. Hey Vince... YOU FUCKED UP! YOU FUCKED UP! YOU FUCKED UP! This has been the Taker Mark...who is a fan of a SUCESSFUL gimmick Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
