The OAO Velocidential Thread

[ChrisMWaters 0]

HEH! The Shooting Star Headbutt got the WrestleMania Recall!

[MixxMaster 0]

Didn't think they would show that again. They seemed to just show the part BEFORE he hits his melon.

 

...And here we go with the fucking recaps again. FYI: The average Velocity show is only 24-27 minutes long, without the recaps.

[Guest Man Of 1,004 Modes]

I can't believe I bought the piece of shit that is named "WWE Originals". And I wasn't even high or drunk.

 

But I did buy the Critic complete series on DVD (cheap shill)

[Guest Choken One]

I would MARK like a bitch if they just have ONE long 28 minute match on Velocity and 30 minutes Recaps...

 

That's how I would run this show...

 

and scrape the shit on Confidential...

 

20 Minute Classic (or two if time allows)...10 minute follow Matt Hardy/Cena/Jericho around segmentSegment, "Cover Story"

[MixxMaster 0]

HHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!

 

You actually bought that piece O' shit CD?!!!?!?!

Wonder if the label that the WWE's shit is under the RIAA? If so, that would be another hit against them(what with all the crappy pop/rap shit with 1-2 decent songs on a whole cd...).

[Guest Man Of 1,004 Modes]

Wooo! WGTT has my colors on....almost. Looks lke they summoned the spirit of Well Dunn into their tights.

[Guest Choken One]

Yep...

 

Just Download "Basic Thugnomics" it's the only worthwhile song there...

 

"Don't You Wish U were me" was a disapointment since Jericho rawks with Fozzy.

 

Should have just done a fucking FOZZY song...

[Guest Man Of 1,004 Modes]

HHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!

 

You actually bought that piece O' shit CD?!!!?!?!

Wonder if the label that the WWE's shit is under the RIAA? If so, that would be another hit against them(what with all the crappy pop/rap shit with 1-2 decent songs on a whole cd...).

Cena's theme song is the best obviously.

 

Jerichos and Mysterios are listenable.

 

Angle's is out right laughable.

 

Everything else sucked the big one, especially Stacy Keiblers song, which rates a ZERO on the Shermometer. Brrr!!

 

Plus Austins little "Segments" like he thinks hes Eminem completely sucked too.

[Guest Choken One]

NOT FEELING THE WGTT tights...

 

The colors are fine but what's with the Large ass nametags?

[Guest Man Of 1,004 Modes]

NOT FEELING THE WGTT tights...

 

The colors are fine but what's with the Large ass nametags?

Remember Angles name running down his boots in BOLD BLACK?

 

 

WWE = sucks at being creative these days.

[MixxMaster 0]

UGH....ugly-assed tights on TWGTT.

 

Oh, and I would rather see NO recaps on Velocity/Heat, just create new storylines. The ones that go over with the audiences, can be moved to Smackdown! and RAW. Also, have more Main Eventers have some matches on. Make the shows more on the same level with Smackdown! and RAW, to hopefully make more stars have time on TV.

[Guest Choken One]

UGH....ugly-assed tights on TWGTT.

 

Oh, and I would rather see NO recaps on Velocity/Heat, just create new storylines. The ones that go over with the audiences, can be moved to Smackdown! and RAW. Also, have more Main Eventers have some matches on. Make the shows more on the same level with Smackdown! and RAW, to hopefully make more stars have time on TV.

Heat tried that with Triple H...It didn't work.

[Guest Choken One]

NOT FEELING THE WGTT tights...

 

The colors are fine but what's with the Large ass nametags?

Remember Angles name running down his boots in BOLD BLACK?

 

 

WWE = sucks at being creative these days.

They should hire RVD's designer for the company wardrobe department.

[Guest Man Of 1,004 Modes]

I'm not feeling the TE 3 guys tonight for some reason, even though they are fighting the WGTT, who own.

 

They had a better match on Heat a while back I think.

[MixxMaster 0]

The only song I could tolerate from Originals was Don't you wish you were me. The others were just pathetic pop/rap/r&b drivel, IMHO.

[Guest Choken One]

I hate, hate, hate, Generic Jobber tights...

 

Why does it say BLAZE on his pants anyways?

[Guest Man Of 1,004 Modes]

The only song I could tolerate from Originals was Don't you wish you were me. The others were just pathetic pop/rap/r&b drivel, IMHO.

As long as no one says "That Stacy Keibler song was good", I'm happy, otherwise, someone will have to fell my pain.

[Guest Choken One]

shitty dropkick but he can hit the Kip Up...Another OVW Staple.

[Guest Man Of 1,004 Modes]

I hate, hate, hate, Generic Jobber tights...

 

Why does it say BLAZE on his pants anyways?

They bought the tights from Sonny Blaze.

[Guest Man Of 1,004 Modes]

Eat a superkick hippy! Wooo! Haas of Pain!

[MixxMaster 0]

Hennigan looks MUCH better with the longer hair, and both the guys have improved immensly.

[Guest Choken One]

watching this makes me realize WWE could have a killer Tag Team Roster on Smackdown if they just TRIED.

[Guest Man Of 1,004 Modes]

watching this makes me realize WWE could have a killer Tag Team Roster on Smackdown if they just TRIED.

Asking a WWE booking team to try is like asking Jay Sherman to give a non-foreign movie a good review. (More Critic plugging)

[MixxMaster 0]

I hate, hate, hate, Generic Jobber tights...

 

Why does it say BLAZE on his pants anyways?

A: It's an homage to the Blue Blazer

 

B: He's a toking buddy of RVD's

 

C: They are hand-me-downs from an Indie guy

 

D: All of the above?

[Guest Man Of 1,004 Modes]

I hate, hate, hate, Generic Jobber tights...

 

Why does it say BLAZE on his pants anyways?

A: It's an homage to the Blue Blazer

 

B: He's a toking buddy of RVD's

 

C: They are hand-me-downs from an Indie guy

 

D: All of the above?

C

 

Why? Because they seem to be a little loose around the waist, meaning a fatter guy wore them before.

[Guest Choken One]

I'm banking on "C"...

 

Who has more "different" outfits?

 

RVD or Angle?

[Mecha Mummy 0]

That was a damn good match, IMO. Hennigan looked great and Cappotelli showed potential but still looks awkward. I'd like to see Hennigan more regularly at the least.

[MixxMaster 0]

someone give Josh Matthews a fucking COMB!!!!

[Guest Man Of 1,004 Modes]

I'm banking on "C"...

 

Who has more "different" outfits?

 

RVD or Angle?

Hmmm...tough, Angle started wearing multiple designs, and RVD, but it seems RVD is out of new ones.

 

Jericho seems to be changing a lot too.

[Guest Man Of 1,004 Modes]

someone give Josh Matthews a fucking COMB!!!!

Give Jeff Hardy a glass of cum? [/deaf mode]