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The New Marlboro Menthol Midgets


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Guest Agent of Oblivion
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Anyone tried these yet? They're the exact same size as a nonfiltered cigarette, only they're filtered. I saw them at work and though to myself, "Well, that's a fucking gyp. It's less than 2 inches of tobacco." Anyway, I buy a pack of the green kind and a pack of the blue, just for shits, and they're short for a reason. Like smoking those listerine strips, says I.

 

The green ones were reminiscent of a Newport Ice, for those older menthol smokers, only without that fiberglassy sort of choking sensation that ended your experience with the brand with a mint-fresh death rattle in your larynx.

 

The blue kind, however, reminded me of an American Spirit full-flavor, really, without that "thick" sort of taste to it. Much better than the greens, in my opinion.

 

Any other wheezings from you lot?

Guest Agent of Oblivion
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Hogwash. I've been smoking since I was wee. I know tobaccer when I'm smoking it. Just because your taste buds can't differentiate between tar and mint...

 

Besides, I smoke a little bit of everything, menthols being my preferred kind.

 

Edit: besides, last I saw of anything you'd posted on the topic, you're smoking Marlboro Filter 100's. Don't even get me STARTED on those overpriced phallic ammonia-soaked pencil shavings. Reds are for suckers.

Guest Agent of Oblivion
Posted

*Flicks a lit BUTT into the underbrush*

Guest cobainwasmurdered
Posted

I've heard of them. never had 'em.

 

I smoke Number 7's now because they're a dollar and a half cheaper.

Posted

If you keep the kid then either give up completely or smoke outside only.

 

I would say give up because the kid is going to be expensive and you could use probably use the money for other things.

Guest cobainwasmurdered
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If you keep the kid then either give up completely or smoke outside only.

 

I would say give up because the kid is going to be expensive and you could use probably use the money for other things.

I already only smoke outside. I perfer it for some reason.

 

 

and money isn't an issue with me. Amazingly enough I'm financially secure to the point where I could afford to not work for a few year's. My foster father left me a large amount of money and stocks.

Guest cobainwasmurdered
Posted

sometimes if I'm feeling really stressed out

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