The OAO UWA Wrestling Diary

[Guest KJ Brackish]

I'm going to start out with a little background of the e-wrestling world in my game:

 

The wrestling world is currently the same as it is now releativly. There are two main differences;

 

The World Wrestling Entertainment company held their annual 'superbowl-esque' PPV, WrestleMania XX. The event went better as planned, but little did WWE know that they would soon have a very wealthy, very well grouped federation soon to make it's debut.

 

The EPW (Evolution Pro Wrestling) would soon debut to become a very dominant wrestling federation. They started out at a national level with a prominant 85% image. The crowd grew to love the EPW's wrestling styles. They are a mixture of high flying, hardcore, and intense-ish wrestling federation. Within one month they promoted to a global level and now reside at a 17% public image. They have such stars as Bret Hart, Mike Tyson, Raven, and Terry Funk.

 

These two are battling it out to become the number one wrestling federation. WWE gets wrestlers stolen monthly from UPW. In the midst of that, these two top wrestling federation's aren't recognizing the signs of a brewing giant. There is a wrestling federation located in the West, peticularly in Utah that is producing great talent. This federation is known as UWA (Utah Wrestling Alliance). They have two up and coming stars known as KJ Brackish and Daran Draiman. These two were found by their talent director, as these two are recient high school graduates. Luckilly they were picked up by UWA before the big wrestling feds got to them. They also have some great talent such as Doink The Clown, Chris Candido, Mikey Whipwreck, and Tammy Sytch (aka. Sunny). They started out at a backyard federation with a image of 95% produced from their good talent and since then, they've upgraded to a Regional federation with 40% image. They are making their way to the top. Reciently buying two federations, one USA Pro Wrestling and 2nd being NWA East.

 

With all that being said.........we start with coverage of UWA's PPV on May 30th 2004.

 

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DFA

[Guest KJ Brackish]

UWA PPV Preview

 

UWA - The Sickness

 

Live On DirecTV Freeview - 5:00 PM PST

 

With UWA coming off of their first freeview TV exposure, 'Clash of the Titans', which earned them a 55% overall rating from that PPV. It featured many matches which got an average rating for their first even. Now they want to bring their image up by having their next freeview in May with lots of new talent.

 

UWA is planning on having Chris Michaels defend the X-Division title against the new and upcoming superstar, Tony Givens.

 

The newly debuted tag team, 'Deez Freaks' featuring Zach Gowan and Doink The Clown plan to take on the current UWA Tag Team Champs, 'Open Tragic', whom are the team of Billy Fives and Trajik. This match will be a Hardcore Tag Title Matchup.

 

Daran Draiman plans on defending his newly won UWA Karnage Title against a worthy contender known as Matt Stryker. Whom will prevail from this bloody matchup, which is planned to be a Barbed Wire Match.

 

In our planned Main Event, KJ Brackish is going to defend his World Title against his arch enemy, Air Paris. He defended his title against him last month and pulled out a win, BUT, Paris is pissed off, and feels that he was cheated out of the title. Who will provail out of First Blood match.

 

Tune in to Channel 101 on Sunday, May 30th 2004 to see all the UWA superstars in action!

 

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DFA

[Guest KJ Brackish]

The Sickness PPV – Live May 30th 2004

 

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Interview with Victoria and KJ Brackish:

 

KJ really didn’t need Victoria to speak for him. KJ is on pre-show hype duty tonight.

 

Overall: 69%

 

KJ Notes: This was mainly a pre-PPV hype segment, so KJ cut a promo against Air Paris. Should have gotten a better overall rating. I didn't know Victoria was going to talk for me. KJ can usually get 90 percentile ratings.

 

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Backstage Angle:

 

Air Paris is shown walking backstage. He turns a corner and runs face to face with KJ Brackish and Daran Draiman. Draiman and Brackish execute a serious beatdown on Paris. He was left down and out, whilst bloody and bruised.

 

Overall: 93%

 

KJ Notes: I don't think I built up enough on their feud, so I added this backstage segment to pump the crowd for later on tonight. Obviously showing Brackish and Draiman as a new tag team as well.

 

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Zach Gowen vs. Poltergeist vs. Pepper Parks:

 

Kick from Zach Gowen to the leg. Stiff high kick on Gowen by Pepper Parks who has evidently been watching some old AJPW tapes recently. Poltergist fights out of a grapple. Weak bodyslam by Poltergeist. Powerslam from Poltergeist on Gowen. There's a two count on the pin. Diamond Dust from Pepper Parks, Poltergeist is out. Pin, three count, it's over. Pepper Parks pins Poltergist. Pepper Parks strikes Gowen. Flying cross body off the top rope! I'll give a 0.8 on the Steamboat scale for that effort. Hooks the leg for a two count. Zach Gowen reverses a hip toss. Zach Gowen with an enziguri. Zach Gowen floors Pepper Parks...and climbs the turnbuckles. Through the air, Springboard Moonsault! 1.... 2.... 3. Almost a ** match, but not quite - *1\2 rating.

 

Overall: 47%

Crowd Reaction: 47%

Match Quality: 60%

 

KJ Notes: Obviously a squash match, with Zach Gowan in this match to give it a little bit more draw. It did deserve a ** star rating though. That's what I get for having Scott Keith rate these matches

 

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Clown Corner Segment:

 

Doink The Clown is standing in the set for his personal interview segment, The Clown Corner. He announces that tonight's guests are Daran Draiman and Matt Stryker. They make separate entrances, and stand either side of Doink. The interview goes off without any violence, although both workers make some strong remarks about the other, and tensions are high when the interview ends.

 

Overall: 68%

 

KJ Notes: I thought It'd be fun to have Doink have his own 'highlight reel' segment of his own. I had to build on Draiman's feud with Stryker.

 

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UWA X-Division Title Match

 

Tony Givens vs. Chris Michaels:

 

Chris Michaels launches Givens into the barbed wire! Spinning bulldog in the corner, Givens is down. Tony Givens pulls a mule kick out of nowhere. Tony Givens scores with a back heel kick on Michaels. Spin kick by Tony Givens to the face. Tony Givens throws Michaels into the barbed wire! Givens uses a basement dropkick to the knee. Chris Michaels ducks a clothesline attempt. Givens takes a hurrancarana from Chris Michaels. Tiger suplex on Givens, right from out of the Misawa playbook. Hard back suplex on Givens. Anyone remember when that was Shawn Michaels's finisher? Chris Michaels throws Givens back-first into the barbed wire. Tony Givens avoids a Chris Michaels avalanche. Givens hits a dropkick on Chris Michaels. Tiger suplex on Michaels, right from out of the Misawa playbook. Tony Givens throws Michaels into the barbed wire...and he goes over, getting hung by the wire!! Givens pulls him back into the ring, then makes the cover and gets the three count over a bloody opponent. Tony Givens remains in the ring, celebrating the victory. I'm going to give this a ** rating because I’m in a generous mood.

 

Overall: 52%

Crowd Reaction: 54%

Match Quality 63%

 

KJ Notes: These two jobbers can really draw. Never hearing of either superstar, I had Sophie give me some pointers on who to give the title to, hence the winner.

 

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UWA Tag Team Title Match

 

Deez Freaks vs. Open Tragic:

 

Trajik hits a dropkick on Zach Gowen. Power drive elbow by Billy Fives. Open Tragic whip Gowen into the ropes and hit a double backdrop. Trajik goes to suplex Doink through a table, but he slips out the backdoor. Billy Fives misses a clothesline. Trajik walks into a chop to the pecs. Doink The Clown pulls Trajik onto the table for a piledriver, but he uses a backdrop to survive. Zach Gowen with an enziguri. Doink sets up the table, then grabs Trajik and uses a belly to belly suplex to break the table and get the victory. Fives and Trajik remain in the ring. They are arguing about that defeat. Billy Fives walks off without saying anything, much to the disgust of Trajik. I'm going to give this a ** rating because i'm in a generous mood.

 

Overall: 51%

Crowd Reaction: 49%

Match Quality: 65%

 

KJ Notes: I had to re-use Zach Zowan because of his draw lvl. I didn't overuse him, but did so more than I wanted to. Was a pretty alright match.

 

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UWA Karnage Title Match

 

Daran Draiman vs. Matt Stryker:

 

Stryker hits a wicked chop that echoes through the building. Draiman takes a flying neckbreaker from Matt Stryker. Spin kick by Matt Stryker to the face. Daran Draiman pulls a mule kick out of nowhere. Stryker gets hit with a huge clothesline. Matt Stryker reverses a hip toss. Stryker crushes Draiman with a big legdrop. Tornado DDT from Matt Stryker, Draiman got planted. Daran Draiman comes up with a right hand out of nowhere. Draiman bodyslams Matt Stryker. Stryker backdrops Daran Draiman out of a piledriver attempt. Second rope flying axe handle, Draiman goes down. Daran Draiman charges, Stryker moves, and the referee is conveniently placed to get knocked out. Draiman quickly grabs a chair...and hits Matt Stryker with it, drawing blood! Stryker recovers quickly, and hits a low blow...then wipes the blood off his head and smears it on Draiman and exits the ring. That has to be at least a 0. 7 on the Muta scale. The referee recovers, sees the blood....and calls for the bell, awarding the match to Matt Stryker! Matt Stryker slides out of the ring to the floor, then turns and leaves through the crowd. He's happy to have the win, and evidently isn't going to hang around for Draiman to get some payback. That was good. **** rating.

 

Overall: 73%

Crowd Reaction: 74%

Match Quality 91%

 

KJ Notes: Obviously a good match, the crowd reaction is what brought it down. These two did really good chemistry. I made the finish the way it is to build up to an eventual feud.

 

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Backstage Video:

 

We see KJ Brackish warming up backstage. He wraps his wrists with white tape and laces up his boots.

 

Overall: 85%

 

KJ Brackish: KJ is our top draw, so if I overuse him, it's well worth it. This got a 85% because he's that damn good.

 

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UWA Heavyweight Title

 

Air Paris vs. KJ Brackish:

 

Air Paris launches Brackish into the barbed wire! Flying reverse elbow by Air Paris. Brackish kicks Air Paris in the gut to reverse the momentum. Spinning back kick from KJ Brackish. Second rope flying axe handle, Paris goes down. KJ Brackish launches Paris into the barbed wire! Brackish uses a basement dropkick to the knee. Paris blocks a punch. Spinning bulldog in the corner, Brackish is down. Brackish walks into a face crusher variation. Air Paris hits a rolling kick on Brackish. Air Paris throws Brackish back-first into the barbed wire. KJ Brackish comes up with a right hand out of nowhere. KJ Brackish hits a rolling kick on Paris. DDT from the top rope by KJ Brackish. That looked brutal. Brackish makes a pile of barbed wire in the center of the ring...then DDT's Air Paris onto it! 1...2...3, this one is over! Trajik comes running down the aisle with a chair, and gets into the ring! Trajik hits Brackish with a chair to the back! KJ Brackish goes down to the canvas, hurt. **** rating for a good bout.

 

Overall: 80%

Crowd Reaction: 95%

Match Quality: 76%

 

KJ Notes: This match was very awesome. The crowd was behind it most of the way. I've never seen a crowd reaction that high, yet the match quality brought it down. I think it deserved **** 1/4 myself.

 

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OVERALL PPV RATING: 69%

 

Attendance: 333 People

 

Ticket Sales: $6660

[Guest KJ Brackish]

I'm going to need some feedback please. I've worked really hard on this fed, so I'd appreciate feedback, just don't flame.

 

DFA

[Lightning Flik 0]

Ah... New blood...

 

Overall not bad. I liked the show, and glad you are doing well.

 

Although, never, ever have your own guys get the title so soon unless regional (even then, rarely) or lower. I know that you probably only have those two on written contracts, but it is a lot more believable if you don't pust them as the top guys.

 

...ahem. Let me correct myself, I didn't read the intro fully. Please excuse my retardedness. Anyways, build up your backstory a bit more next time (nothing major, maybe even plotline it would be enough) so that we get a better understanding of what trials you went through. But really glad you did so freaking well to get from 95% backyard (that's quite difficult).

 

I really do like where this is going though. Keep it up DFA.

[Guest KJ Brackish]

UWA Headquarters

 

June 1st 2004 - Salt Lake City, Utah

 

Coming off of their best freeview event to date, The Sickness, KJ Brackish, the true owner of the federation is going over his paper work. He's reading all of the stats and figures of revenue from the freeview. He looks to be stressed out.

 

KJ: Sophie, can you please come here a sec?!? I'm really having some problems with these numbers.

 

Sophie: How may I help you Mr. Brackish. Were all the numbers I provided, sounding accurate?

 

KJ: That's the thing Soph, I've been looking at these numbers, and granted, we don't get PPV revenue, but our ticket sales only brought in $6,660 TOTAL? The attendance was really poor with only 333 attendees! I don't get it. We are marketing the hell out of this company, but I don't think anyone's responding. Each month, we're losing money. How can I fix this?

 

Sophie: Well, looking at the market's numbers, we're 70% at our peak, so there really isn't anything we can do but to hire more wrestlers that can draw. Our roster is filled with a lot of talent, but only a select few are actually well known. Luckilly, since you bought out those two companies, we now have the likes of Mikey Whipwreck, Damian 666, Chris Candido, Xaviar, and CW Anderson! We should be doing better soon.

 

KJ: It just isn't good enough. Desperate times call for desperate measures. I'm not usually a desperate man, but it looks like I'll have to sign a wrestler that I dispise. He's been looking at our federation for a while, and has wanted to sign, but my personal feelings have kept us from signing him. I think it's about time that I paid him a little visit and maybe we could iron out some details. As much as I dislike him, I know that he can draw. Why don't we take it a step further and bring him in as our official commissioner?!?

 

Sophie: If this is the man I think you're talking about, then this will definately be a bombshell. I'll get him on the phone and schedule you two an appointment with each other. I did have two other things to let you know Mr. Brackish. First of all, our sponsor's; Highspots.com, Wrestlezone.com, Rajahwwf.com, and Cheap Thrill Records are not happy with are loss of revenue. Sure, we've gotten massive donations from various people with our total revenue standing right now at roughly 98 million, but they want to gain even more revenue instead of losing money. Therefore, they have decided to hire a co-owner for this federation, and I'd like to formally announce him to you. I've scheduled a lunch for you two today to get acquinted, and his name is Angus MacDudley.

 

KJ: Awww hell no! Not that old kook! I would have rather have sold the company to Jerry Jerrett than to have Angus help us out. He doesn't even like the same style of wrestling as I do.......... well, oh well. I guess we'll just have to work things out the best we can. Get 'You Know Who' on the wire and let him know that I'll be making my way over within the next hour and a half. We need to get him here and signed. The sooner he signs, the sooner revenue increases 40 fold!

 

Sophie: Right away sir. I'll contact you on your cell to let you know where he'll meet you.....

 

Sophie exits and gets on the phone calling this mysterious wrestler. KJ grabs a jacket and some document, which are thrown into a briefcase, and he exits out the door to go sign, possibly, the savior to this wrestling federation.

 

 

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DFA

 

Feedback?

[Guest KJ Brackish]

UWA purchases Extreme Canadian Championship Wrestling and Ultimate Pro Wrestling!

 

Today, UWA President KJ Brackish met with the ECCW President and UPW President and they came to an agreement in the early hours of June 5th 2004. Brackish bought the companies only to nullify the contracts and destroy that federation in an attempt to gain some headway in the competition. This come just days after UWA had an extremely good freeview event, but didn't produce a lot of fans at the event. Early reports of the gate sales is only in the low thousands. This just proves that Brackish is out to dominate the wrestling world, one federation at a time. In this case though, Brackish made a double kill!

 

- Credit: Rajahwwf.com - Official UWA Sponsor

 

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DFA

[Lightning Flik 0]

DFA, two things.

 

First, wonderful idea. Adding in a co-owner and all.

 

Two, never ever demand feedback. Ok?

 

Third, looking good. Keep it up.

[Guest KJ Brackish]

DFA, two things.

 

First, wonderful idea. Adding in a co-owner and all.

 

Two, never ever demand feedback. Ok?

 

Third, looking good. Keep it up.

I would never demand feedback..... I was just asking for additional feedback since I posted it way earlier. It's like 2:40 and I'm half asleep so please forgive me. I thank you for the positive feedback and I'm looking forward to tomorrow. It's going to be a doozy!

 

DFA

[Guest KJ Brackish]

UWA Headquarter's

 

Wednesday June 9th, 2004

 

 

KJ: Sophie, I'm sorry I haven't been here the past couple of days. I had a little change in plans as far as our 'beloved' commissioner-ship goes. I've decided instead, to hire 3 people that I dispise, and I'm going to have them do something really special for me at the next Freeview event. Either one of these three are top draws and the fans are going to go 'ape-shit' once they see who we've signed. They'll never guess who they are!

 

Sophie: Well, I've been speaking with Angus and it looks like we're out of the woods for the time being. We've generated a lot of income somehow. Maybe your girlfriend Victoria has something to do with this 'income growth,' but anywho, Angus is very pleased at least. He's glad that he's made good changes to this fed, enough to......

 

KJ: Wait.......WHAT?!? HE'S made changes?!?!? I'm the only one who is going out there and signing big named stars, while he sits back and criticizes me! I think it's about time I pay him a visit, since I 'DID' blow off our lunch together. It's time I teach him, who is the Man around here. Oh and Soph, Vicky wasn't behind the income growth. We've just gotten some money from an un-named source.....well....un-named to you for now. I'll let ya know who it is, when the time comes.

 

Sophie: Well... do what you must, but KJ, please don't get arrested. A couple newsworthy items for you. First, Jersey All Pro Wrestling is in deep financial trouble. You should think about purchasing their company. Second, we got turned down from a TV deal by 24/7 Wrestling Channel. I went ahead and did you a favor. I sent tapes to the next 'high-risk' channel that's available. The Playboy Channel. Hopefully they'll be able to give us a TV Deal. Next, our public image is soaring with your latest aquisitions. We're hovering in the 45% area. People on the internet have already learned of your "purchases" and the word is spreading like a wildfire that you've acquired three BIG name superstars. Next, our private critiques are telling us to have you drop the belt. It's not necessary for you to hold the title, while everyone knows that you're the owner. It's just not right.

 

KJ: That's pretty good news overall, except for those 'select' few items. I was planning to drop the title soon anyway. I'm not sure when or where it will happen, but it will happen to a good opponent. I just thought I'd let you know that Shawn Michaels, Michael Shane, and myself are going to lunch together so hold my calls for me, and when I get back.... Mr. MacGee will get a visit payed to him.

 

Sophie: I gotcha. I'll inform Angus of your planned arrival later this evening. By the way, before I forget. I wanted to let you know that Jamie Koeppe has informed our company that she's been using/has a heavy cocaine addiction! I've gone ahead and sent her to rehab as directed by Angus. I thought I'd let you know.

 

KJ exits even more furious than ever before and slams the door on his way, leaving Sophie to look very confused. Then she realizes that she shouldn't have mentioned Angus's decision. She leaves KJ's office and goes back to her own desk to ponder what he'll do to Angus.

[Guest KJ Brackish]

UWA Proudly Presents

 

In association with Highspots.com, Wrestlezone.com, Rajahwwf.com, and Cheap Thrill Records, respectively.

 

DirecTV Freeview event - Death From A Brackish Freeview

 

Live - Sunday, June 27th 2004 at 5:30 PM PST

 

Witness yet another outstanding performance by the UWA superstars! They will put on a live telecasted performance only shown on DirecTV freeview. The superstars will give it their all in an attempt to gain exposure to become the number 1 wrestling federation.

 

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We will see Tony Givens defend his reciently acquired X-Division title against a worth opponent known as Xavier. The match will be a one on one bout contested in a special Texas Death Match.

 

Matt Stryker is forced to defend his Karnage title against the man that he beat just one month ago, Daran Draiman. A Barbed Wire match will definately heat up the action.

 

Deez Freaks consisting of Zach Gowan and Doink The Clown are going to defend their titles against an undisclosed tag team, which are guarenteeing that they'll rock the federation as well as steal the titles. UWA President and Champion KJ Brackish guarentee's that this match will be one that makes history!

 

Speaking of him, KJ Brackish is going to defend his title against Air Paris yet again in a gimmicked match that has yet to be disclosed. These two stars are known for their high flying skills and hardkore brawling, so when they lock up, you know that fireworks will fly high!

 

Also confirmed for the Freeview Event is the announcement of UWA's first ever Commissioner! Insider sources state that there are three contenders for this 'title' and so, it is only fit that they will compete in a contest of some sort. Brackish dispises all of these men, but guarentee's that they will change this federation for good and boost them to the top of the game!

 

Tune in Sunday, June 27th 2004 for UWA's Death From A Brackish, Live and ONLY on DirecTV Freeview!

 

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DFA

[Guest KJ Brackish]

Right Before The Freeview PPV

 

Sunday, June 27th 2004

 

 

Sophie: Angus......Angus........ have you seen KJ lately?!? Nobody has seen nor heard from him all day. Where could he be, he needs to be here for his title match!

 

Angus: Well Sophie, I warned him not to touch me during our meeting. I told him that if he was to touch me, I would have him arrested immediately. Guess What?!? He touched me! In fact, he not only touched me, he tried to beat me to DEATH! So, from this moment on, KJ Brackish will cease to exist in this federation. I'm going to go out there and relinquish the UWA Heavyweight Title tonight and award it to Air Paris, since this was a no-contest. Actually, I'd rather have our other authority do it for me. 'Ice Pick' Vic Capri will gladly do this for me! Then KJ will see who has the last laugh. I'm not terminating his contract until after tonight, because if I terminate his contract tonight, I will not be able to use him in this Freeview event.

 

Sophie: That's terrible. How could you use KJ though if he's in jail? What do you think he'll try to do when he get's out?

 

Angus: He won't be getting out anytime soon! He's got a $75,000 bail on him, and none of his low-life friends have that kind of money to bail him out. The way I'm going to use KJ, is I'm going to put on a special presentation of some kind to humiliate KJ beyond belief after I strip his title from him! KJ will feel my wrath! I'll teach him not to touch me EVER AGAIN!

 

Sophie: So be it. I'll go inform Vic Capri of his duties tonight. I just would also like to let you know that our 'special guests' have arrived tonight for the special commissioner segment! I'll have them waiting and ready for when that time comes!

 

Sophie walks away with a grim look on her face, obviously disturbed by the fact that Brackish is getting humiliated tonight and there's nothing he can do to stop it. It will be the end of his career if Angus goes through with this. Suddenly, she seemingly gets an idea and a smile spreads across her face. She opens up her palm pilot and imputs a number from it into her cell phone. She puts the phone to her ear.

 

Sophie: KJ's in trouble and I think he could use our help tonight. If we don't help him, his career and this federation are dead!.....

 

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DFA

[Guest KJ Brackish]

UWA PRESENTS:

 

Death From A Brackish

 

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The show stars off with a huge amount of pyro considering the fed’s size. The announcers introduce themselves and welcome us to the show. They announce that UWA have signed a special singer to sing the national anthem and they take us to the ring where she is standing. She stands with a microphone to her lips and Mr. Tony Chimmel announces her name.

 

Tony Chimel: Singing the national anthem tonight, I would like everyone to get on their feet and welcome…… Kylie Minogue!

 

Kylie sings to a very cheerful riotous response! They immediately cut backstage after the song ends and shows a familiar face.....

 

KJ Notes: I did this especially for Kotz, if he even reads this! Was a good non-rated segment that was put in after the card.

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Backstage Segment:

 

Vic Capri is backstage, and announces that he is making the UWA Heavyweight title vacant, effective immediately. He informs us of the Brackish situation and will notify us of more later in the show!

 

Overall Rating: 53%

 

KJ Notes: I thought it would be good to start off the show with the title being stripped! Seemingly making Vic Capri a bigger heel that what he was.

 

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UWA X-Division Championship

 

Xavier vs. Tony Givens:

 

Kick from Xavier to the leg. Flying trash can shot from the top rope! Legsweep out of Nowhere. Where is Nowhere, and why do moves keep coming out of there? Does it have a factory? Xavier uses a basement dropkick to the knee. Tony Givens takes the advantage after a i-block-your-punch-you-don't-block-mine routine. Givens hits a face jam on Xavier onto a chair. Super frankensteiner on Xavier, who hit hard. Pin, three count, it's over. Tony Givens pins Xavier. The referee gets to a five count....and Xavier gets back up. Xavier avoids a Tony Givens avalanche. Givens takes a hurrancarana from Xavier. Cover gets three. Xavier pinned Givens. The referee is counting: 5....6....Tony Givens is back up. Vicious kick to the teeth from Xavier. Pin : 1 - 2- 3. Xavier defeats Givens. The referee gets to a seven count....and Tony Givens gets back up. Givens counters a sleeper hold by turning it into a jaw breaker. Givens hits a wicked chop that echoes through the building. Xavier blocks a punch. Second rope flying axe handle, Givens goes down. Tony Givens is in trouble. X-Breaker!!! That shook the ring. 1....2....3!! The referee counts to 10, this match is over! Givens grabs the referee, then nails him with a right hand! Dozens of people hit the ring to stop any further incident. ** rating for this one. Perfectly Acceptable Wrestling.

 

Overall Rating: 64%

Crowd Reaction: 65%

Match Quality: 62%

 

KJ Notes: Match went off better than what I thought. I thought this was going to be a typical squash but infact wasn't. Given's doesn't want to work with this guy anymore though. He wants Stryker to get a shot.

 

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Backstage Segment

 

Vic Capri is at his desk, and announces that earlier today, KJ Brackish has been fired, and will not be returning to the promotion EVER!

 

Overall Rating: 52%

 

KJ Notes: Again, adding to the heelism to this guy. This segment was put in, in a direct sequence that hopefully went off better than what it looked on paper.

 

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Backstage Segment

 

We see a limo pull up and the camera is viewing only the ground. A man with black leather boots steps out and the camera pans up viewing him dressed in all black with black gloves covering his hands. Finally when the camera reaches his face………..it shows that he’s wearing a mask! I wonder who this could be! I bet it’s our brand new commissioner, whom we’ll find out who it is later!

 

Overall Rating: 74%

 

KJ Notes: I did this in another show, and just copied the rating. I wasn't able to add this to the current card, so I added it in on my own with my own writing for it too!

 

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UWA Tag Team Championship

 

Angel Dust and CW Anderson vs Deez Freaks:

 

CW Anderson scoop slams Doink onto and through a table. Badly executed second rope splash by Gowen. CW Anderson with a spinning neckbreaker on Doink. Angel Dust counters an arm wringer with an elbow to the side of the head. Kitchen sink shot, Doink gets floored. CW chair shots Zach Gowen. Face slam on the table by Angel Dust. Doink The Clown fights out of a grapple. Zach Gowen blasts CW with a rather-less-than-super kick. Deez Freaks whip Angel Dust into the ropes and hit a double backdrop. CW Anderson is in big trouble...The Gimpy-Humor Driver!! 1.... 2.... 3! Deez Freaks climb opposite turnbuckles, working the crowd as they celebrate their victory. I'm going to give this a ** rating because i'm in a generous mood.

 

Overall Rating: 56%

Crowd Reaction: 46%

Match Quality: 66%

 

KJ Notes: Definately the squash of the night! I thought it would have come off better than what it did. The crowd wasn't into this at all!

 

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Backstage Segment

 

Oh my GOD! We see KJ Brackish arriving backstage. Wasn’t he supposed to be fired?!? I wonder what’s going on? This is like the Twilight Zone!

 

Overall Rating: 95%

 

KJ Notes: I added the 'Twilight Zone' comment as a comedic portion of the segment.

 

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UWA Karnage Championship

 

Daran Draiman vs. Matt Stryker:

 

Stryker hits a massive spinning kick to the jaw. Matt Stryker launches Draiman into the barbed wire! Second rope flying axe handle, Draiman goes down. Legsweep out of Nowhere. Where is Nowhere, and why do moves keep coming out of there? Does it have a factory? Daran Draiman avoids a Matt Stryker avalanche. Daran Draiman throws Stryker back-first into the barbed wire. Driven full nelson slam on Stryker. Matt Stryker powers out of a Daran Draiman headlock. Stryker crushes Draiman with a big legdrop. Tiger suplex on Draiman, right from out of the Misawa playbook. Daran Draiman pulls a mule kick out of nowhere. Stiff chop lights up Stryker. Daran Draiman misses a clothesline. Flying elbow from Matt Stryker. Matt Stryker ducks a Draiman clothesline and does a quick roll up. Stryker has a handful of tights! The referee hasn't seen it: 1....2....3!! Matt Stryker leaves the ring and heads off down the aisle at speed. Stryker has the victory, and isn't hanging around for Daran Draiman to look for revenge. A **** rating for a good contest.

 

Overall Rating: 84%

Crowd Reaction: 79%

Match Quality: 89%

 

KJ Notes: Definately a good match, which earned them a four star rating. The match quality was very good and I'm glad. These two click pretty good.

 

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In Ring Interview

 

We hear a familiar song hit the P.A. “Money, Money, Money, Money, Moneyyyyyyyyyyyy!” Ted DiBiase steps through the curtains and steps into the ring. He announces that it was KJ’s assistant and himself that bailed out KJ and that he was going to hand the mic over to KJ at this time to share his peace.

 

KJ Brackish walks out and gets into the ring. He always delivers the goods interview-wise. He wanted to rip into Air Paris. That's a good way to build up to an eventual match. He also stated that since he IS owner of the federation, he couldn’t very well get fired! He thanks DiBiase and Sophie, his assistant, and promises that he’ll regain the Championship tonight!

 

Overall Rating: 94%

 

KJ Notes: I added a LOT of text to this original segment. You can probably tell what the original parts were. I had to add text to get the segment across.

 

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On Stage Announcement:

 

KJ left but promptly came back on the stage. He announces that officially it’s time to announce our *NEW* commissioner. He also states that since these guys are so close to getting the job, he decides that tonight we will have a 3 way match to determine the commissioner. Without further ado……

 

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Special Commissioner Match:

 

Honky Tonk Man vs Jake Roberts vs Marc Mero: I can’t believe the talent that’s in the ring! “The Wildman” makes a triumphant ruturn and it’s in UWA! Spinning back kick from Marc Mero. Marc Mero hits a punch, but takes one right back. CLUBBERIN', CLUBBERIN', THEY BE CLUBBERIN' TONY! Sorry, flashback moment. Roberts drops an elbow...but misses. Fate can be so cruel. Weak bodyslam by HTM. Big clothesline from HTM. There's a two count on the pin. Jake Roberts scores with a poor standing spinebuster. Cover gets three. Jake Roberts pinned H.T.M. Jake Roberts hits a right hand on Marc Mero. Roberts hits a stump piledriver on Marc Mero, although it was quite weak in its execution. Hooks the leg for a two count. Marc Mero counters an arm wringer with an elbow to the side of the head. Roberts walks into a face crusher variation. Jake Roberts gets knocked to the ground by Marc Mero, who is already climbing the turnbuckle. Through the air, The Wildthing! 1....2....3. UWA has a new commissioner and it’s the “Wildman” It was close to a ** match, but one too many blown spots knocks it down to a *1\2 rating.

 

Winner: New UWA Commissioner.... "Wildman" Marc Mero

 

Overall Rating: 78%

Crowd Reaction: 77%

Match Quality: 79%

 

KJ Notes: Definately a big idea of mine, to reintroduce Marc Mero to the wrestling world as our new commissioner. This isn't the end of Jake Roberts or HTM. You will see them in the near future. Can you say......."Bad Blood"

 

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Commissioner Mic Work

 

“Wildman” Marc Mero gets on the mic and thanks KJ and everyone in the UWA for this opportunity. He points out that KJ and himself weren’t even CLOSE to friends, he appreciates all that he’s done for him. A heartfelt speech!

 

Overall Rating: Unrated - Additional Segment

 

KJ Notes: This wasn't really needed, but I decided to add this segment to bring closure to his commissioner-ship win. I thought it was needed IMO.

 

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UWA Heavyweight Championship

 

KJ Brackish vs Air Paris:

 

Air Paris strikes Brackish. Air Paris hits a rolling kick on Brackish. Driven DDT by Air Paris. The ring shook violently, instantly making it better at selling than some of the current roster. Brackish counters a backdrop attempt with a kick to the face. Spinning bulldog in the corner, Paris is down. Paris counters an avalanche with a raised foot to the face. Flying cross body off the top rope! I'll give a 0.8 on the Steamboat scale for that effort. Tiger suplex on Brackish, right from out of the Misawa playbook. Brackish blocks a kick from Air Paris. Stiff high kick on Paris by KJ Brackish who has evidently been watching some old AJPW tapes recently. Air Paris powers out of a KJ Brackish headlock. Second rope flying axe handle, Brackish goes down. Vic Capri just came running down the aisle! He throws a lead pipe to Air Paris! KJ Brackish turns around...and gets blasted over the head with it! I'll give it a 0. 4 on the Muta scale. The referee sees blood, and calls for the bell! Paris and Ice Pick are putting the boots to KJ Brackish! Daran Draiman comes running down the aisle with a chair! He slides in, sending Paris \ Ice Pick running for cover. Daran Draiman saved Brackish from a major beating. I'll give this a ****1/4 rating.

 

Overall Rating: 90%

Crowd Reaction: 94%

Match Quality: 81%

 

KJ Notes: Definately an awesome match with Vic Capri coming to the ring to get some revenge on Brackish for returning. Obviously leaving KJ in contract gave him clause to return without any problems backstage. We'll see what happens soon.....

 

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Overall PPV Rating: 86%

 

Attendance: 395

 

Total Gate Sales: $7,900

 

Overall KJ Notes: This pay per view went better than I could have hoped for. Look for our public image to rise ALOT since this PPV. Good rating=higher image!

 

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[Guest KJ Brackish]

Combat Zone Wrestling and Midland Pro Wrestling Purchased!

 

In one of the biggest new briefs today, KJ Brackish met with CZW and MPW presidents and they finalized the deals that they had in the works. UWA has purchased CZW and taken over their contracts to give them some great superstars, including Mike Awesome, Johnny Stamboli, and even Justin Credible! KJ bought MPW only to nullify their contracts and tear their company apart. UWA has to be getting some attention by WWE and EPW by now! Time will tell who's next!

 

Credit: Rajahwwf.com - Official UWA Sponsor

 

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[Guest Real F'n Show]

not bad, I like it.

[Guest KJ Brackish]

Just a note to all.... This obviously doesn't go in real time (aka My Monday shows, won't be every real-time Monday.) The way I have it now, 1 day real-time = 1 month EWR time.

 

That's all for now

 

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[Guest KJ Brackish]

UWA Death From A Brackish

Post PPV Mayhem!

 

KJ: So what did ya think Sophie?!? I honestly appreciate all that you've done for me. I will pay you back someday, somehow. Are there any reports indicating how the Freeview went?!? I'm hoping that my attempts to make this federation the best, are working.

 

Sophie: Early reports are indicating that we indeed had more people at the show, but we're still far off from where YOU want us to be. I have faith in you though. We can pull through this 'slump' if we work really hard.

 

Just then, Angus MacDudly busts through the door and looks pissed off! He looks directly into the eyes of Brackish and.....

 

Angus: I just wanted to let you know that, although you've found a loophole, I will get you out of this federation, whether it's the last thing I do, or not. If you so much as get in my way, I'll have you arrested on the spot.

 

They stare into each other's eyes. Glaring at each other, until finally Agnus turns on foot and leaves. Leaving Brackish without answers and Sophie without any idea what's to come.

 

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