One and Only Smackdown Thread For Today

[ChrisMWaters 0]

And we get a first glimpse at Rock's new movie.

[AndrewTS 0]

Did they just say an all new Mullets?

 

Why?

 

Who demanded this?

Apparently a moron executive that thought it just needed a retooling to be successful.

[ChrisMWaters 0]

Why is my local UPN playing a fucking base ball game?

Because...they always do shit like that?

 

It'll probably show at a later date for you.

Luckily, Chris lives near Philly and I live near Pittsburgh. Our sports teams usually suck so bad they usually don't go too far in the seasons, so their games won't pre-empt our fave shows much.

Yeah...but I get Baseball, Basketball, AND Hockey attempting to Pre-Empt Smackdown.

 

*Sigh*

[MixxMaster 0]

wonder what those plaques on the wall behind Kurt that had WWE on them were for...

 

Oh, I don't see the split ending just because of stuff like the Stone Cold Lesnar segment. It's just to hype the cross-promotional match at WM. Expect this kind of stuff to happen at this time every year. Ending the split would do MUCH more damage than anything else.

[AndrewTS 0]

FUNAKI!!

[ChrisMWaters 0]

FUNAKI MAKES SMACKDOWN!

 

Who's tallying this?

[ChrisMWaters 0]

What's up with the darker referee shirts tonight?

[Conspiracy_Victim 0]

Chavo Sr. is calling shenanigans on the WM match? Oh well.

[Guest Anglesault]

Expect this kind of stuff to happen at this time every year. Ending the split would do MUCH more damage than anything else.

Yes, this time of year.

 

And another eight times a year, just like they do now.

 

 

 

F.....N.....K!

[Mrnoitaull 0]

Chavo deserves better . I mean he could actually make a good cruiserwight champ if he just had a fitting finisher. Though that head snatch looked kinda nasty.

[AndrewTS 0]

*Barf*

 

FUCK FOLEY!

[Conspiracy_Victim 0]

Dawn is boobielicious tonight.

 

Mick Foley: This is your life? I don't see an 8.0 in the Nielsens for some reason.

[MixxMaster 0]

LOL...Mick Foley, This is Your Life!

 

 

Good to see them doing SOME promoting, even though it's on Smackdown!...

[MixxMaster 0]

Expect this kind of stuff to happen at this time every year. Ending the split would do MUCH more damage than anything else.

Yes, this time of year.

 

And another eight times a year, just like they do now.

 

 

 

F.....N.....K!

well...true. But to think the split will end anytime soon is asinine.

[Mrnoitaull 0]

This Game Over commercial is exceptionally long, pbbly last about four episodes.

[Guest Anglesault]

I'm calling F.....N......K! wins at Mania and becomes the next major star.

[Conspiracy_Victim 0]

Jamie Noble: Redneck Messiah and international goodwill ambassador!

[MixxMaster 0]

Cool...The Mania of Wrestlemania is real. Jesse Venture hosting, did I hear that correctly??? Way cool!

[AndrewTS 0]

LOL...Mick Foley, This is Your Life!

 

 

Good to see them doing SOME promoting, even though it's on Smackdown!...

But...I thought Smackdown and Raw were competing with each other?!

[ChrisMWaters 0]

I have to wonder...

 

Since Jesse is narating the Mania of WrestleMania...will it make a DVD release ever?

[AndrewTS 0]

I have to wonder...

 

Since Jesse is narating the Mania of WrestleMania...will it make a DVD release ever?

I think so, because he's already been in public office.

[MixxMaster 0]

LOL...Mick Foley, This is Your Life!

 

 

Good to see them doing SOME promoting, even though it's on Smackdown!...

But...I thought Smackdown and Raw were competing with each other?!

...which doesn't explain the ads on the competitors show. Kinda ruins the illusion, you know?

[AndrewTS 0]

Heyman...uh, he's not the first.

[AndrewTS 0]

I LIED!!

[Guest Askewniverse]

"Lie, cheat, steal?"

 

Yeah, Eddie lies and cheats, but when's the last time he stole something?

[ChrisMWaters 0]

"Lie, cheat, steal?"

 

Yeah, Eddie lies and cheats, but when's the last time he stole something?

Someone might argue he stole the victory over Lesnar at No Way Out.

[AndrewTS 0]

"Lie, cheat, steal?"

 

Yeah, Eddie lies and cheats, but when's the last time he stole something?

Technically, when he cheats to win he "steals" the victory?

[ChrisMWaters 0]

HIT HIM WITH A CELLPHONE, PAUL!

 

Sorry...had to say it.

[AndrewTS 0]

Maybe he'll borrow Benoit's diving headbutt.

[AndrewTS 0]

HIT HIM WITH A CELLPHONE, PAUL!

 

Sorry...had to say it.

Well, today's cellphones aren't going to do a whole lot of damage...