PWG : ''Kee_ The _ee Out Of Our _ool!'' (3/27)

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PWG Asks Fans To ''Kee_ The _ee Out Of Our _ool!'' On March 27!

By Silverback, PWG Staff Writer

 

Granada Hills, California - Due to overwhelming demand by our fans, Pro Wrestling Guerrilla (http://www.prowrestlingguerrilla.com) has recently taken steps to make our live shows friendlier to those with Obsessive Compulsive Disorder (OCD.) On top of stocking the bathrooms with harsh chemicals and chlorine bleach rather than hand soap, we've also decided to start posting signs asking those who are less courteous and more slovenly than normal people to "Kee_ The _ee Out Of Our _ool!" starting Saturday, March 27, 2004 at 8:00PM! Granted, those fans who still wish to _ee in our _ool may still do so prior to the 27th, but if they do, they'll most certainly miss:

 

• Disco Machine vs. Charles Mercury - In a day and age Charles Mercury is far too young to remember, disco music was listened to, danced to, and enjoyed all across the world. From the clubs in New York to the mean streets of Tempe, Armenia, disco music gave people, hope that they too could be the giant gold medallion on the chest hair of life. One such person was Disco Machine, who fought his way off the streets, out of poverty, through the clubs, and now to his position as pool boy at the Beverly Hills Hotel. If disco music could do that much for someone like Disco Machine, imagine what it could do for someone like Charles Mercury! That's exactly what Disco Machine thought, as he tried to explain to young Charles what the disco lifestyle had to offer. Instead, Mercury, a connoisseur of country music, rejected Disco Machine's offer with a resounding slap to the face, a rift was created, and a match was made.

 

• Ricky Reyes vs. Puma - When the Cuban Government calls and tells you to go on a Peace Keeping mission to Haiti, you listen. That's why Ricky Reyes will be flying solo on March 27th, since his usual partner, Rocky Romero, will be off giving a flying cross arm breaker to the Haitian Government. Ricky Reyes could have easily taken the day off as well, but because of his incredible Cuban work ethic, Reyes offered a challenge to all members of his LA Dojo team. Always looking to make a name for himself, Puma accepted the challenge and intends to show Reyes that Puma is his own man (or giant feline,) not some kid who is there to be pushed around! Will Reyes continue the Cuban streak of destruction in PWG, or will Puma prove once and for all that he has stepped out of the Havana Brothers' shadow?

 

• The Ballard Brothers vs. Samoa Joe & American Dragon - Much like the favorite Children's Fairy Tale "The Samoan & The Dragon," Samoa Joe and American Dragon don't get along very well, and as it happens, have had their fair share of fights. Also similar to the fairy tale, there is a pair of surly Canadians, The Ballard Brothers in this case, who are out for revenge, revenge which they will get "by hook or by crook, eh," revenge which is a dish best served cold, cold like the frigid plains and icy mountains of Canada! The swarthy Canadians used a well thought out scheme in order to hand Samoa Joe his first loss in PWG, which, oddly enough, is exactly how it happened in the book, too. Now it is Joe who seeks revenge, teaming with a man who is normally his opponent and not his partner, American Dragon, to get revenge for the Ballard Brothers' act of getting revenge previously committed in their revenge getting scheme! Visit your local library for a copy of "The Samoan & The Dragon" to see how this all plays out, or just be there at "Kee_ The _ee Out Of Our _ool!" On March 27th!

 

• Babi Slymm vs. "Classic" Colt Cabana - With a submission victory over PWG Champion "Scrap Iron" Adam Pearce at the last live show, "88 Miles Per Hour," it would seem only natural that Babi Slymm would receive a shot at the title. But due to some slick political maneuvering by Pearce, Slymm will not receive a title shot this time around, but rather be forced to go through the returning "Classic" Colt Cabana! When Slymm was notified that he would not be getting the title shot he fought so hard for, he filed a complaint with Commissioner Paul T. However, due to a strong gust of wind, the paperwork was blown out to sea while the commissioner was surfing, and it never received an official looking over. Therefore, Pearce dodges another bullet, and the fans are the real winners when Babi Slymm takes on Colt Cabana!

 

• Frankie Kazarian vs. Spanky - When George "Spanky" McFarland received a call from the WWE, he thought to himself "Surely some mistake has been made." But the promise of a weekly paycheck and all the Diet Pepsi he could drink was more than enough to draw McFarland out of retirement for just one more shot at glory. Despite dying in 1993 of a massive coronary failure, the star of the fondly remembered "Little Rascals" shorts was ready for his shot at WWE Gold. Sadly, it was not meant to be. When McFarland showed up to the arena for his first day of work, he found that Brian "Spanky" Kendrick had also been called for a job, and the two men were meant to compete for the coveted chance at stardom. While McFarland did not get the position with the WWE, his brush with fame allowed for a lucrative career in the world of independent wrestling, with his most well known encounters coming against Frankie "The Future" Kazarian.

 

However, as time went on, McFarland's corpse became badly decomposed, to the point where he was unable to wrestle and once again forced to retire. At the same time, Brian Kendrick sought his release from the WWE, and upon his return to the independent wrestling scene, claimed the mantle of Spanky for now, and all of eternity. Due to being heavily involved in defending his former PWG Championship, Frankie Kazarian was unaware that McFarland had retired and that the new Spanky was much more agile and tenacious than the man he once faced. Kazarian has offered an open challenge to Spanky on March 27, will he be surprised by who shows up to answer that challenge, or will there be two recently departed Spanky's, instead of just one?

 

PWG Tag Team Championship Match

• X-Foundation (Scott Lost & Joey Ryan) © vs. Chris Bosh & Quicksilver - Being the last four men remaining in the Guerrilla Games Match at "88 Miles Per Hour," the X-Foundation and Chris Bosh & Quicksilver are no strangers to one another. There was a time, however, when Scott Lost & Joey Ryan were walking down the street and they saw a large van with tinted windows driving slowly right next to them. Lost & Ryan, remembering what they learned in school, turned around and began to look for an adult, but at that same moment, the driver's side window rolled down and asked the pair if they liked candy. Being huge fans of candy, the pair approached the van, only to find two men waiting there to ambush them! After a short fracas, the X-Foundation was left laying in the middle of the street, and the two men in van drove off before the proper authorities could be alerted. Who were the two men inside the van? Why none other than famous Hollywood actors Cheech Marin and Tommy Chong! The X-Foundation were never given this information, and to this day hold Bosh & Quicksilver responsible, hence the title shot being offered and accepted!

 

PWG Championship Match

• "Scrap Iron" Adam Pearce © (With Valentina) vs. "Shooting Star" Bobby Quance - As the sole member of a deep space exploration mission, Astronaut Bobby Quance's scout craft was scouring the solar system for signs of life when it was bombarded by cosmic rays. While all instruments on the scout craft remained normal, and Quance himself still felt normal, he couldn't help worrying over his experience in the stars. Concentrating on the task at hand, Quance docked the scout craft with the main shuttle, and began his slow return to earth. However, upon entering the hyperbaric stasis chamber which would allow him to sleep for the 3 month journey, due to the bombardment of cosmic radiation, his body began to adapt to conditions in space, which would give him seemingly super human powers once he returned to earth! Heightened speed, incredible power, and increased jump-ability are only few of the new found abilities possessed by Earth's newest super hero, the Shooting Star!

 

Meanwhile, in Pro Wrestling Guerrilla, a dark cloud had formed over the once prestigious PWG Championship, as the dastardly "Scrap Iron" Adam Pearce had stolen the gold from it's rightful owner. Wise to Scrap Iron's penchant for skullduggery, PWG Mayor Paul T climbed the steps of city hall and flipped the switch on the Shooting Star signal. Will the Shooting Star make it in time, and be able to wrestle the championship from the hands of the villainous Scrap Iron? Or will Scrap Iron's lovely assistant Valentina provide some sort of distraction that will allow him to avoid the justice dished out by Earth's mightiest titan?!

 

Guerrilla Warfare Match

• Super Dragon vs. Scorpio Sky - In many ways, Pro Wrestling Guerrilla is a lot like South America. You have the verdant rain forests, the tropical climate, and the wide spread political instability that makes the region so famous. Also similar to South America is the method by which such political instability is quelled, not through barbaric gun violence, but through the ultimate test of manhood, the Guerrilla Warfare Match. With one victory in Guerrilla Warfare under his belt, Super Dragon would seem like the sure bet to be the winner in this encounter, but much like the bounce of a grenade, Scorpio Sky is unpredictable, and could just as easily bounce into an orphanage as he could bounce in the face of Super Dragon! What does that mean? Who knows! But the last Guerrilla Warfare Match featured all sorts of ass kicking, and Scorpio Sky himself promised that this one will be "eleventy million times worse!"

 

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Also, to any customers who may have purchased Debut Show or Bad Ass Mother 3000 DVD's, we will be receiving our copies back from the duplicator this coming week, and our copies to you will ship immediately after.

 

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"Kee_ The _ee Out Of Our _ool!" takes place Saturday, March 27, 2004 at the Santa Ana Elks Lodge, at 8:00PM. The Santa Ana Elks Lodge is located at 212 S. Elk Lane, Santa Ana, CA 92701. Tickets are only $15 each, and will be available at the door. Tickets will be available online at http://www.prowrestlingguerrilla.com, or by mail (PWG Tickets, PO Box 1527, Temple City, CA 91780. Certified checks or money orders only, please.) For more information, please visit http://www.prowrestlingguerrilla.com or email [email protected].

[JustJoe2k5 0]

Not as promising as their past couple of shows have been, but you've got to love the story with Frankie Kazarian vs. Spanky.

[PsychoDriver 0]

That's a hell of a card. Scorpio Sky Vs. SD should be insane. Plus I think in his non-Zero One related Indy return of Spanky Vs. Frankie Kazarian, Pearce Vs. Quance. This card should rule.

 

I'll post some of my PWG thoughts and predictions as the show gets closer.

[PsychoDriver 0]

Little late with this but since the show THIS SATURDAY night, I figured I'd post my thoughts and predictions for this show. Doesn't that sound fun? Yeah I know it doesn't... but I'm doing it anyway!

 

 

Disco Machine vs. Charles Mercury

Thoughts: Teacher Vs. Student, this should be a fun opener and a good showcase of the much improved Charles Mercury and maybe add fuel to the already hot PWG-Scorpio Sky/Quicksilver/Bosh/Mercury/Talwar feud.

Prediction: Mercury

 

• Ricky Reyes vs. Puma

Thoughts: This should be an excellent match as both have been working and training together for years now and should know each other in the ring very well. Havana Pitbulls have always been very underated as singles wrestlers. Hopefully Reyes can showcase his singles ability here and in the upcoming ECWA Super 8 tourney where I think they will steal the show.

Prediction: Ricky Reyes

 

• The Ballard Brothers vs. Samoa Joe & American Dragon

Thoughts: I have mixed feelings on this one. On one hand I'm sure the match will be very good even though it looks to be a huge mismatch but then again so was Shannon Ballard Vs. Samoa Joe from Feb. 22 and that match turned out alot better than most thought it would. So don't discount the Ballards here. But on the other hand I can't help but think that AD and Joe's talent could be put to better use.

Prediction: Joe and AD murder them

 

• Babi Slymm vs. "Classic" Colt Cabana

Thoughts: Really looking forward to this one, I think alot of people are overlooking just how good this match could be. Slymm has improved greatly and Cabana is just the guy to get an excellent match out of him. This is my pick for the sleeper match of the night.

Prediction: Babi Slymm leading to a title shot

 

• Frankie Kazarian vs. Spanky

Thoughts: PWG beats NWA-TNA, ROH and every other Non Zero One related wrestling company in the world to the punch as will Spanky will make his return to (Non-Zero One related) Indy Wrestling at PWG after year or so stay in wrestling hell. He will be facing someone very familar to him, in the former PWG champion Frankie Kazarian. Now I've seen these two have had several very good matches in the past and I see this one being no different. Just hope this leads to more Spanky in PWG...

Prediction: Tough one by I'll say Spanky

 

PWG Tag Team Championship Match

• X-Foundation (Scott Lost & Joey Ryan) © vs. Chris Bosh & Quicksilver!

Thoughts: Those who follow PWG may be saying "Didn't we already see this in the Tag Tourney?" well yeah... but this time it has a little more meaning and isn't in a tournament setting. So expect it to be better than their last encounter at "Tango and Cash"

Prediction: X-Foundation

 

PWG Championship Match

• "Scrap Iron" Adam Pearce © (With Valentina) vs. Bobby Quance

Thoughts: Odd match in terms of storylines as Bobby Quance hasn't really earned a title shot (having only won one match in PWG against Osaka Pro's Tiger's Mask) and Pearce still has unfinished business with Babi Slymm and Frankie Kazarian. But all that aside, this match will be outstanding. As Pearce is able to have good matches with wrestlers of any style and Quance is a great talent just waiting to break out nationwide (if he doesn't join the navy that is)

Prediction: Pearce retains

 

Guerrilla Warfare Match

• Super Dragon vs. Scorpio Sky

Thoughts: If there is one reason to attend this show it's this match. IMO it's worth the admission price by itself. No doubt this will be the match of the show and maybe a MOTYC. And yeah this match does have alot to live up to. It has to top the first Guerrilla Warfare match from Nov. 03 and it also has to top the first SD Vs. Scorpio Sky SoCal MOTYC from August 03 (which is available for download at ClickWrestle.com) and while that maybe a little tough, I'm sure they are up to the task. As Paul T said on the PWG website this will be Scorpio Sky's chance to really show what he can do and really breakout worldwide this year. Don't miss it...

Prediction: Scorpio Sky pulls another upset against SD

 

So there you go, Overall this could be one of PWG best cards ever.

 

So if in the area, by all means attend this show!! Come on for only 15 bucks you can see the return of Spanky, SD Vs. Scorpio Sky -Guerrilla Warfare (which I can promise you will be an amazing match to see live just as the last one was) American Dragon, Samoa Joe, Quance, Adam Pearce, Colt Cabana and all the stars of PWG! Just go already....

 

And If by some slim chance you live in some freaky weirdo Non-SoCal place then by all means buy some PWG merch at http://www.prowrestlingguerrilla.com/merch/ Including the New Super Dragon Evolution Vol 3 four dvd set. No it doesn't have Teddy Hart on it but it's still pretty damn good.

[JoeDirt 0]

I hate to sound like an idiot, but what's a Guerrilla Warfare match? No-DQ or something?

[PsychoDriver 0]

I hate to sound like an idiot, but what's a Guerrilla Warfare match? No-DQ or something?

Yeah, more or less it's just a falls count anywhere No DQ match. If it's anything like the first one they did... that match will be f'n incredible.

[Guest DeputyHawk]

Quick Results from prowrestlingguerrilla.com:

 

SHOW #11

"Kee_ The _ee Out Of Our _ool!"

RESULTS FROM 03.27.04

 

1. Disco Machine over Charles Mercury [8'39]

2. Puma over Ricky Reyes [11'16]

3. Ballard Brothers (Shannon & Shane Ballard) over American Dragon & Samoa Joe by DQ [12'23]

4. Colt Cabana over Babi Slymm [12'27]

5. Adam Pearce over Bobby Quance to retain the PWG Heavyweight title [11'12]

6. Frankie Kazarian over Spanky [9'43]

7. Quicksilver & Chris Bosh over Joey Ryan & Scott Lost to become the third PWG Tag Team champs [8'08]

8. Super Dragon over Scorpio Sky in a Guerrilla Warfare Match [22'00]

 

Santa Ana, CA - Attendance: 210

[PsychoDriver 0]

Even if my predictions were way off... this was an incredible show. The attendance was way up. Sky Vs. SD was a great hardcore match, PUMA Vs. Reyes was amazing Heck it was all good. Also Cabana is freaking hilarious and Spanky is a freaking god, WWE really missed the boat with this guy.

 

Show is well worth picking up when it's released on DVD...

 

They announced that the next show will be on April 17 with Chris Daniels, American Dragon, Samoa Joe, Messiah, B-Boy and all the PWG regulars (sans the "suspended" Slymm, Pearce and Frankie) plus a "Surprise or 2" already announced.