Pardon The Bullshit - PTB

[Guest Krazy Karter]

 

ROLE PLAY

 

 

You are Charlie Ward:

In 4 sentences or less, explain why you should be brought back.

[Guest The Winter Of My Discontent]

Must I hold everyone's hands to make this folder bearable? Horrible. PTI is great, but this concept sucks my nuts.

 

Go to the sports folder, pussy.

[Guest Krazy Karter]

You are Banky

 

I am an insecure man with no friends. In turn, I must resort to belittling people on the internet in order to fill the void in my soul. I like jazz artists nobody cares about, and get off on making CWM my bitch. Well that, and knowing Dames would give me head at the drop of a pin.

[Guest The Winter Of My Discontent]

You silly cunt....why do you think shit like that is gonna bother me? Nice try, your thread still sucks. You can talk shit about me, but leave the carebears out of this. This thread is atrocious, you disgusting cockmonger.

[Guest cosbywasmurdered]

You're just jealous that when he got banned he was let back in instead of having to join up as someone else like you.

[Guest The Winter Of My Discontent]

Well that, and knowing Dames would give me head at the drop of a pin.

I never knew your mother went by the name Dames too...

[Guest Krazy Karter]

?

 

My thread is good in concept.

 

Execution could have been better, i admit.

[Guest The Winter Of My Discontent]

?

 

My thread is good in concept.

 

Execution could have been better, i admit.

Don't get humble now, it was fuckign pathetic in every way imaginable. Never come back in here again. Seriously. You only embarrassed yourself.

[Guest Krazy Karter]

Well that, and knowing Dames would give me head at the drop of a pin.

I never knew your mother went by the name Dames too...

If you want a flamewar, get DFA in here.

 

He's like Tony Montana at the end of Scarface - only not cool.

[Guest The Winter Of My Discontent]

Well that, and knowing Dames would give me head at the drop of a pin.

I never knew your mother went by the name Dames too...

If you want a flamewar, get DFA in here.

 

He's like Tony Montana at the end of Scarface - only not cool.

Trying to deflect the heat...admirable move. This thread is still shitty.

[Guest Krazy Karter]

Banky...last word...always

 

Focus your negative energy on something productive. You know, like killing Drury37 and delivering the corpse to his parents with a note attached saying "You're Welcome".

[RavishingRickRudo 0]

Man, I don't know what's worse: Bankys gimmick or Karter not getting Bankys gimmick. KK started off so well too; I giggled, seriously. Not because of the description you posted at the end, but the carebear and "you are banky" stuff. Good stuff. Then you were just a pawn in his game throwing around insults and even admitting this thread lacked execution. I mean c'mon, to break through Bankys Blockade of Bitching you have to be strong and stick to your guns! And then trying to pander to him ... it was an admission that he won.

 

I mean JESUS CHRIST man, he's not a god!

[MrRant 0]

You got rid of Sunshine Bear (at least it looked like sunshine) you bitch.

[Guest The Winter Of My Discontent]

I mean JESUS CHRIST man, he's not a god!

Maybe

[Guest The Winter Of My Discontent]

You got rid of Sunshine Bear (at least it looked like sunshine) you bitch.

Flyboy gave me shit for stealing his Care Bears act. I dropped it.

[Guest Krazy Karter]

I mean c'mon, to break through Bankys Blockade of Bitching you have to be strong and stick to your guns!  And then trying to pander to him ... it was an admission that he won.

 

I mean JESUS CHRIST man, he's not a god!

Many have tried, many have failed.

 

It's like in Neverending Story II when Bastian had to get past that rock where everyone else got struck by lightning.

 

I don't have the time or patience to run into that passage again, and again, and again.

 

That, and I was planning on going to sleep soon.

 

Sleep > Banky

[Guest cosbywasmurdered]

I mean JESUS CHRIST man, he's not a god!

one man's opinion.

 

OMGZCWM/TMOLUBSBANKY~!!!!!1111

[Guest The Winter Of My Discontent]

I mean c'mon, to break through Bankys Blockade of Bitching you have to be strong and stick to your guns!  And then trying to pander to him ... it was an admission that he won.

 

I mean JESUS CHRIST man, he's not a god!

Many have tried, many have failed.

 

Thats the truth.

[RavishingRickRudo 0]

Actually, my "I mean JESUS CHRIST man, he's not a god!" was independent from the actual discussion and more reflective of my atheistic view of the world and how I don't believe the historical figure of Jesus Christ -a man- was a god. He was a con, a deceiver...

 

It's probably not worth the effort to take on Banky, but that's exactly what he wants. He clearly wants to destroy Hardcore Discussion. For what reasons? A bet, nothing better to do, a certain sense of accomplishment... I don't know.

 

What I do know is that Banky is at a crossroads right now; an issue with his own online identity. Trying to find his place in the world and not quite knowing how to find it; so rather than doing something productive and planting a flower, he is cutting down the forest and salting the land. All under the guise of actually helping the board. Damn you Banky, damn you!

 

Maybe my Jesus reference wasn't too far off...

[Guest cosbywasmurdered]

He clearly wants to destroy Hardcore Discussion. For what reasons? A bet,

 

*Denies all knowledge of said bet.*

 

Rudo, you're reading far too deeply into things. trust me. There's nothing deep about Banky.

[Guest Man Of 1,004 Modes]

The thread about the cousin fucker > this one. HD needs a mercy kill with these people.

 

 

Krazy Karter = still mad I ratted out his Waldo name to Dames.

[RavishingRickRudo 0]

HA! Your denial only further proves my claim!

 

You see, you want me to believe that your sarcastic comment of "there is no bet" really means "there is a bet" that really means there is no bet. But I am on to you. Your double sarcasm has no effect on me and I see right through it! THERE IS A BET! My god, this goes deeper than I thought... there could be 5, 6, 10... my god, half of hardcore discussion could be in on it! How long did it take you to plan this operation before I brilliantly cracked it? How many AIM conversations did it take? How many people are in on it!?! HOW DEEP DOES THIS GO???!

 

RRR: Doesn't know who to trust.

[RavishingRickRudo 0]

Lemme Guess...

 

You knew that Dames would be leaving for CT and would be away from the board so you decided that then would be the best time to strike... no... no wait... you were involved in getting Dames to move to CT so you could come in and take over and destroy the board. Yes, that's it. You had FrigidSoul distract the mods while your (and by that I mean the SHADOWPOSTERS) plan starts to unfold... maybe you have someone on the inside as well... ZACK! It's Malibu isn't it? He's the one who gives Dames the update; feeds him the lies "yeah, its going just fine Dames, everything is ok, Hardcore Discussion isn't the focal point of an uprising that will soon consume all the board".. diabolical... so, what was supposed to be next? You know, after I ingeniusly discovered your insurrection attempt and masterfully foiled it.. who is the ring leader? BANKY? HA! I doubt it. He's just a figure head... there must be someone else... WHO?

[Guest cosbywasmurdered]

It's not not me.

[RavishingRickRudo 0]

Oh whoa whoa whoa WHOA.

 

I get it.

 

There is no massive conspiracy, you only wanted me to think that to deflect the heat off Banky. God that's so fucking obvious! This is probably a small time operation where maybe 3 or 4 guys have found out about Bankys quest, made a few bets, and are covering for him so the game doesn't end prematurely. I clearly overestimated the depth of this which is exactly what you told me just so you could point out after I came up with this outlandish plan that you were right all along. Clever, but you could have covered your tracks better...

[Guest cosbywasmurdered]

This amuses me greatly. A Pity I have to sign off.

[RavishingRickRudo 0]

It's not not me.

 

[justsoyouknow 0]

This thread is not not awful.

[RavishingRickRudo 0]

Well you're either in on Bankys plan or just ripping his gimmick. Either way, it's not nearly as fun.

[justsoyouknow 0]

Eh, that's the way it always goes. And trust me, once Banky's master plan is unveiled, all will make sense. In due time, RRR...in due time.