Anglesault and CWM should make sweet, manly love.

[Giuseppe Zangara 0]

I mean, am I right?

[Guest cosbywasmurdered]

And get sent to jail for Statutory Rape...no thanks.

[Guest Krazy Karter]

And get sent to jail for Statutory Rape...no thanks.

The sodomy laws got repealed.

 

They're free to have wild, monkey sex whenever they want.

[Guest Man Of 1,004 Modes]

You can always add the cousin fucker from LS&D to make an interesting three-way...

 

Excuse me...

[Guest cosbywasmurdered]

And get sent to jail for Statutory Rape...no thanks.

The sodomy laws got repealed.

 

They're free to have wild, monkey sex whenever they want.

Yes but it's illegal to have sex with a 12 year old thus why I'd go to jail.

 

Do I need to draw a picture?

[Guest Man Of 1,004 Modes]

And get sent to jail for Statutory Rape...no thanks.

The sodomy laws got repealed.

 

They're free to have wild, monkey sex whenever they want.

Yes but it's illegal to have sex with a 12 year old thus why I'd go to jail.

 

Do I need to draw a picture?

We Want Sandman9000! (or whatever the number is in his name)

[Guest Krazy Karter]

Do I need to draw a picture?

That would be an interesting picture.

[Sandman9000 0]

And get sent to jail for Statutory Rape...no thanks.

The sodomy laws got repealed.

 

They're free to have wild, monkey sex whenever they want.

Yes but it's illegal to have sex with a 12 year old thus why I'd go to jail.

 

Do I need to draw a picture?

We Want Sandman9000! (or whatever the number is in his name)

I am NOT drawing a picture of that.

 

 

 

Besides, there is no way that I could without making ten thousand RF jokes.

[Guest BDC]

Then just hit them with lightbulbs.

[Sandman9000 0]

That I can do.

 

 

::Smacks the next person to post with a lighttube::

[Guest FrigidSoul]

You don't want my thoug...*smashed with long lightbulb tubes and laid out*

[DerangedHermit 0]

That I can do.

 

 

::Smacks the next person to post with a lighttube::

:drinks anti-light bulb antidote:

 

*is smacked by Sandman with light bulbs*

 

:falls over:

[Highland 0]

:Gets beat on head with lighttube:

:Trembles and shakes:

:Stands up, wags finger and admonishment then points at Sandman:

:Gets hit repeatedly on the head with tube. No sells it all:

:Keeps shaking and convulsing, blocks the last strike and starts to hit back:

:Irishwhip to the ropes, followed by the BIG~ BOOT!:

:Legdrop~! gets the three:

:Poses to the crowd while "Real American" plays over the speakers:

[Guest Man Of 1,004 Modes]

:Gets beat on head with lighttube:

:Trembles and shakes:

:Stands up, wags finger and admonishment then points at Sandman:

:Gets hit repeatedly on the head with tube. No sells it all:

:Keeps shaking and convulsing, blocks the last strike and starts to hit back:

:Irishwhip to the ropes, followed by the BIG~ BOOT!:

:Legdrop~! gets the three:

:Poses to the crowd while "Real American" plays over the speakers:

::Does Jesse Ventura impression by insulting you for 8 minutes::