One and Only Smackdown Thread For 3/18/04

[ChrisMWaters 0]

OK you mathmaticians in there...

 

How many Rey Mysterios would it take to make one Big Show?

[Conspiracy_Victim 0]

Yes, Big Show is a large, large man Cole. We get it. Shut up about it for 2 minutes.

[TheOriginalOrangeGoblin 0]

Just a little suggestion to everyone:

 

DO NOT MISS THE MAIN EVENT!

 

It might be my new MOTY beating out Eddie/Brock and Triple Threat. Yah it's that damn good.

[Guest LME]

OK you mathmaticians in there...

 

How many Rey Mysterios would it take to make one Big Show?

A shitload....though, I don't think that's a mathematical term.

[ChrisMWaters 0]

OK you mathmaticians in there...

 

How many Rey Mysterios would it take to make one Big Show?

A shitload....though, I don't think that's a mathematical term.

No...that's the Street Math.

 

I mean real math.

[Guest Besus]

Is it that damn good like HHH TOOG?

[TheOriginalOrangeGoblin 0]

Is it that damn good like HHH TOOG?

Yah damn right. THAT damn good!

[Guest TheZsaszHorsemen]

What?  No Flash outfit for Rey Rey?

 

Or does he just save the super-hero outfits for WrestleMania?

I'm hoping for Hawkeye next year, personally.

I'd say Green Lantern...but that'd probably be more of Helms' m.o.

I'd say Cap America, but Kurt's got that covered.

[Conspiracy_Victim 0]

HA! Kind of a cop out ending but still funny.

[ChrisMWaters 0]

What?  No Flash outfit for Rey Rey?

 

Or does he just save the super-hero outfits for WrestleMania?

I'm hoping for Hawkeye next year, personally.

I'd say Green Lantern...but that'd probably be more of Helms' m.o.

I'd say Cap America, but Kurt's got that covered.

....I'd LOVE to see Angle bash someone over the head with a flag-clad shield sometime.

[Guest TheZsaszHorsemen]

Just a little suggestion to everyone:

 

DO NOT MISS THE MAIN EVENT!

 

It might be my new MOTY beating out Eddie/Brock and Triple Threat. Yah it's that damn good.

Is it as good as the San Antonio RAW match between HBK/HHH?

[Guest Choken One]

mysterio weighs what 200? (that's being generous)...So It would take 2 and 1/2 to equal TBS

 

I think...

[ChrisMWaters 0]

mysterio weighs what 200? (that's being generous)...So It would take 2 and 1/2 to equal TBS

 

I think...

I think they said something like 175 pounds

[Conspiracy_Victim 0]

What?  No Flash outfit for Rey Rey?

 

Or does he just save the super-hero outfits for WrestleMania?

I'm hoping for Hawkeye next year, personally.

I'd say Green Lantern...but that'd probably be more of Helms' m.o.

I'd say Cap America, but Kurt's got that covered.

....I'd LOVE to see Angle bash someone over the head with a flag-clad shield sometime.

I'd buy that for a dollar.

[SuperJerk 0]

What?  No Flash outfit for Rey Rey?

 

Or does he just save the super-hero outfits for WrestleMania?

I'm hoping for Hawkeye next year, personally.

I'd say Green Lantern...but that'd probably be more of Helms' m.o.

I'd say Cap America, but Kurt's got that covered.

I got it...Ant-Man!

 

Y'know...cuz he's short. Har har.

[Guest TheZsaszHorsemen]

What?  No Flash outfit for Rey Rey?

 

Or does he just save the super-hero outfits for WrestleMania?

I'm hoping for Hawkeye next year, personally.

I'd say Green Lantern...but that'd probably be more of Helms' m.o.

I'd say Cap America, but Kurt's got that covered.

I got it...Ant-Man!

 

Y'know...cuz he's short. Har har.

Rey Mysterio doesn't beat his wife dude.

[Conspiracy_Victim 0]

What is that, a Hammerlock Gory Guerrero Special?

[ChrisMWaters 0]

To people who say Face vs. Face doesn't work...

 

Just watch this match.

[DangerousDamon 0]

That was a sweet counter to the Triple Suplex.

[ChrisMWaters 0]

It probably WON'T happen...

 

But imagine this:

 

WWE Champion Rey Mysterio.

[Conspiracy_Victim 0]

Oh c'mon Paul don't rag on luchadores you brought us Rey, Eddy, Super Crazy, et. al.

 

OK I think Paul's little speech at least indicated a third brand.

[DangerousDamon 0]

Damn. That's harsh.

[ChrisMWaters 0]

Of course when he said man "ALIVE"...the "Dead Man" had to come out.

 

KICK HIS ASS, BEARER!

[DangerousDamon 0]

It's Heath Herring....er

 

 

IT's Taker Walker Ranger!

[DangerousDamon 0]

Hahaha. I love how Eddie and Rey are cowering in the corner.

[Conspiracy_Victim 0]

Hey look, it's the Dead Bad Ass!

 

I'm sorry but the "Sara" tattoo really spoils the image.

[AmericanDragon 0]

He's wearing jeans and a belt...

[DangerousDamon 0]

That was one of the funniest things I've ever seen.

[Papacita 0]

Did he REALLY need the damn bandana?

[AndrewTS 0]

The Dead Doo-Rag!