Guest ErekT2k Report post Posted April 18, 2002 Promo: Disneyland!! A bus marked with the SJL Logo speeds through the parking lot past the Goofy section and parks into the Dumbo section Row 4. Security all over the place races up to it, but before they can do anything about it, the bus drives again, going past the Dumbo section to the Peter Pan section. "(Erek) WHAT ARE YOU DOING?!! I LOVE DUMBO!!!" "(Munich) Shut up! Peter Pan rules! Here we are! Let's get down!" The bus door opens and out comes Erek Taylor, Matt Myers (stupid Poisyn, he's not fit for this promo), Andrew Rickmen (the old crazy one, the new one is too scary), Flexxx, and Munich! The fivesome walks towards Disneyland's entrance. Munich, being the eldest and the one who's not jumping up and down, walks up to the cashier and..... "(Munich) Uh, one adult and four children please." "(Cashier) They're not children." "(Munich) Sure they are!" "(Cashier) No, I watch SWF Television. That's five adults." "(Munich) What?!" "(Flexxx) What's the problem? Maybe I can seduce the hot cashier to let us have a discount." "(Erek) The cashier's a guy, Flexxx." "(Matt) I think Flexxx knew that." "(Flexxx) I did not!" "(IL) Sure you did! Let's just pay the man so I can get my hand stamped!" Munich pays the cashier, and the five immediately walk towards the entrance, holding their hands out as the Disneyland Employee puts a stamp on their hands. IL begins hopping up and down, his dream coming true. "(IL) Now I can show everyone that I went to Disneyland!! Okay, let's go home now." "(Erek) What about the rides?" "(IL) Oh yeah, let's get on one and hurry it up. Oh crap, it's Cinderella!" The five look to their right and Cinderella begins walking up towards them. Flexxx's eyes light up and he's the first to move forward, grabbing Cinderella by the hand and caressing it with a kiss. "(Flexxx) Enchanted, my dear?" "(Cinderella) Hehehe, hardly." Matt pushes Flexxx aside and takes Cinderella's hand... "(Matt) Excuse my friend, he's a bit drunk. I would just like to say, if you were with me, you wouldn't be leaving behind a glass slipper." "(Cinderella) Uh, what's that supposed to mean?" "(Matt) It means I know a place down Tomorrow Land that you and I can engage in the physical act of looooovvveeeee....." ::SMACK!!:: Cinderella walks forward. Munich immediately jumps out of her way and Cinderella bumps into none other than the High Flying Prince, Erek Taylor. Taylor helps Cinderella balance herself and smiles. "(Erek) You okay, miss?" "(Cinderella) Yeah, thanks." "(Erek) I'm a big fan." "(Cinderella) Thank you." "(Erek) Can you do something for me?" "(Cinderella) If it's not having sex, then yes. Name the favor." Before anyone can blink, Erek reaches out and grabs Cinderella's breasts, squeezing one and immediately breaking off into a run. The five: Erek, Matt, IL, Flexxx, and Munich begins to rush across thousands of people on Main Street who immediately recognize them from TV. "(Munich) What the hell was that?!" "(Erek) I thought that if I squeezed into one, the other one would get bigger. Did anyone see?" "(IL) No, the other one didn't get bigger." "(Erek) Damn it!" "(Matt) Well, that was worse than me." "(Erek) No it wasn't." "(Matt) Sure it was, you sexually harassed Cinderella." "(Erek) Wow, it sounds cooler when somebody else says it. So, where to first? Pirates of the Carribean? Space Mountain? Tomorrow Land? Toon Town?" "(Flexxx) Hmmm, I think we should go to Toon Town." "(Munich) Why?!" "(Flexxx) No reason. They say the girls there are into porn." The five shrug it off and head down Main Street, bypassing the Magic Kingdom castle and heading down the tunnel, entering Toon Town where Goofy is there to greet the five. "(Goofy) Yiup! Ahuh! And how are you doing? Ayup!" "(IL) This guy gives me the freaks." "(Erek) Uh, we're doing fine Goofy." "(Goofy) Yiup! That's good!! Yiup!" "(IL) I swear.... if he says that stupid wor-" "(Goofy) And who are you, little fella? Yiup!" "(Munich) Uh, watch out." IL jumps forward, tackling Goofy to the ground and beginning to lay a barrage of right hands to the loony toon. A crowd of people gasp in shock as babies begin to cry! Flexxx and Matt quickly restrain IL and the five rush off into Toon Town! "(Matt) Let's ride the Roger Rabbit thingy!" "(Munich) WOW! FREE PORN!" "(Erek) ....When I squeezed it, it was like jello, you know? Just like jello." "(Flexxx) They say you're supposed to blow it, not squeeze it." "(Erek) How the hell was I supposed to know?" "(Flexxx) Wait! There's Snow White! Hold on guys." The four guys wait as Flexxx approaches Snow White and taps her on the shoulder. The princess turns around and Flexxx pounces forward, pressing his lips against Snow White's! The bystanders watch in horror as Snow White sinks into it and before you know it, Flexxx and Snow White are making out, grabbing each other's a**es like a pair of animals!! "(Erek) What just happened?" "(Matt) I guess Flexxx is gone for the day. Let's go ride Space Mountain!" "(Munich) Let's!" "(IL) Wait, if we do, I don't wanna sit next to Erek." "(Erek) Why not?" "(IL) Because you're a wimp in roller coasters. You pissed when you rode the Star Wars ride." "(Erek) I TOLD YOU! It was cold!!" "(IL) No excuses, you sit next to him Matt." "(Matt) No way, let Munich do it!" "(Munich) I don't care, my pants are waterproof anyways." ---------------- Space Mountain ---------------- The four friends hop into the first coaster and it takes off. The coaster drives through the snowy mountains and the bigfoot wannabe replicas before halting to a stop at the foot of the mountain. Erek Taylor feels his pants a bit and realizes it isn't wet! "(Erek) Guys! I didn't pee!" But as Erek turns around, Matt Myers, IL, and Munich are all puking on the coaster's floor! "(Erek) Oh ho, the last laugh is m-" "(Girl) THERE HE IS!!! SECURITY!!!" Erek spins around and finds Cinderella racing towards him with Mickey Mouse, Donald Duck, and Goofy for support. IL eyes Goofy suspiciously and hops out of the cart, joining Taylor as the two dash off with Munich and Matt Myers following close behind. "(Goofy) OH I'M GOING TO GET YOU! YIUP! AHUP!" "(Mickey) Give them a real BUTT kicking Donald!" "(Donald) AAAAHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!" ---------------- "To Be Continued"...... Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest Insane Clown Dan Report post Posted April 18, 2002 Wow... I never knew it could get that hot and heavy at Disney Land! And look... I'm the only one of us to EVER score with Snow White! I r00lingz me like a powerwhore. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest TheBostonStrangler Report post Posted April 18, 2002 Strangler DEFINITELY should have been there. And Erek, you're a sick, sick, SICK freak. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest realitycheck Report post Posted April 18, 2002 ... ...must... resist... urge... to give promo.... MST3k treatment... ugh... Erek, that thing just booked my nightmares for the next month. Congradulations. Seriously, next to Hyakugojyuuichi, that's about the most disturbing thing I've ever seen. Funny, but disturbing. -Z Grandpa, when I grow up, can *I* go to chat? Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest 5_moves_of_doom Report post Posted April 18, 2002 Coolest Promo Ever Disneyland Segments=RATINGS Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest Zero_Cool Report post Posted April 18, 2002 This clinches it, dudes. I'm the official bus-driver of the Smarks Wrestling Federation! Booyah! Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest chirs3 Report post Posted April 18, 2002 You JL'ers frighten and confuse me... *hides among his collection of stuffed pandas* ... what?! Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest Insanityman Report post Posted April 18, 2002 Best. Promo. Ever! Part two if their is one ownz! LOL... True Plague IL style would of been fucked up... "(the old crazy one, the new one is too scary)," LMAO! Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest Report post Posted April 18, 2002 Greatb promo Erek! I can't wait for part two! YIUP! AHUP! Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest DiabloIIFreak1010 Report post Posted April 18, 2002 Ahh...Erek...if it wasn't for you, where would I be? Great promo, I can't wait for it to continue. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest Muzz Report post Posted April 18, 2002 I love the Junior League. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest Report post Posted April 18, 2002 Who doesn't? Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest Zero_Cool Report post Posted April 19, 2002 like the old days.. *marks out for the Red Dwarf icon* Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest realitycheck Report post Posted April 19, 2002 This clinches it, dudes. I'm the official bus-driver of the Smarks Wrestling Federation! Booyah! Must... resist... ugh, to hell with it. (Wavy Wayne's World dream sequence things) (Scene: The SJL schoolbus. Matt Myers has his hand up) Matt: Mr. Munich!! Mr. Munich!! Munich: You have a question, Matt? Matt: Yeah! Flexxx won't stop poking me. Munich: Flexxx, stop poking Matt. Erek: Mr. Munich!! Mr. Munich!! Munich: Yes, Erek? Erek: Andrew stole my lunch!! Munich: Andrew, give Erek his lunch back. AND his title belt. (The Boston Strangler raises his hand.) Munich: Yes, what is it, Strangler? Strangler: How do I get out of this chickenshit outfit?" (Wavy line thing.) (SFX: Cheers and laughter.) Thank you! Thank you! I'll be here all week! Enjoy the buffet! -Z Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest Insanityman Report post Posted April 19, 2002 "Munich: Yes, Erek? Erek: Andrew stole my lunch!! Munich: Andrew, give Erek his lunch back. AND his title belt." LMAO! Taylor you own, same with Z! Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
