Happy 13th to The Upright Man

[Guest Agent of Oblivion]

You are sorely missed.

[Guest T®ITEC]

Indeed. Happy birthday, my beloved. I shalln't forget your last words to me...

 

Bewares the four-sided triangle, for it seeks to take control of your central nervous system!

 

[Giuseppe Zangara 0]

He had his moments, but he was a poor man's subliminal_animal.

[Red Hot Thumbtack In The Eye 0]

He may have been a poor man's Sub Animal, but at 13 I think he has tremendous upside.

 

Both Upright and Sub need to make their triumphant returns.

[Red Hot Thumbtack In The Eye 0]

Feeling sentimental

 

We can search our whole life through

Never knowing what we'll find

But we can make it if we try

 

This is so perverted even I don’t know what he is talking about. But I’m pretty it has something with kidnapping really ugly babies and forcing them to do many lines of coke. As they do this, Frankie will, of course, masturbate.

[Guest Man Of 1,004 Modes]

Please don't tell my kids I died taking a shit.

[Giuseppe Zangara 0]

Why must all the good ones disappear.

[Nighthawk 0]

I'm still here.

[Guest cobainwasmurdered]

if he had stuck around he'd have gotten old fast.

[Red Hot Thumbtack In The Eye 0]

You take that back

[Guest cobainwasmurdered]

No, I don't have to.

 

*runs*

[The Czech Republic 0]

In honor of The Upright Man, a PM he sent me on 19 Sep 03:

 

 

"What do you think of me?"

 

 

I think you're great, Upright Man. I think you're great indeed.