Sjl crimson predictions (02-04-20)

[Guest realitycheck]

Okay, no prizes. Sorry.

 

Ze card...

 

 

Pity Match

Cutthroat v The Dark Reaper

 

 

Singles Strap Match

Frost vs. Vanguard

 

Singles Match

Todd deKindes vs. Deathwish Danny Williams

 

 

Triple Threat First Pin Wins

Xero v Shawn Brody v T-Bone

 

 

European Title Match

Tom Flesher vs. Insane Luchador

 

 

First Blood Match

Stryke vs. Z

 

MAIN EVENT

Non-Title Lumberjack w/ Attitude Match

Erek Taylor © vs. Ced Ordonez

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[Guest redbaron51]

Pity Match - Send to Suicide King

Cutthroat v The Dark Reaper

 

Reaper.

 

Singles Strap Match - Send to HVilleThugg

Frost vs. Vanguard

 

Vanguard

 

Singles Match - Send to TheBostonStrangler

Todd deKindes vs. Deathwish Danny Williams

 

DDW

 

Triple Threat First Pin Wins - Send to crusen86

Xero v Shawn Brody v T-Bone

 

Not me, i have no momentum to write. Brody

 

European Title Match - Send to HVilleThugg

Tom Flesher vs. Insane Luchador

 

IL

 

First Blood Match - Send to Thoth

Stryke vs. Z

 

Stryke

 

MAIN EVENT

Non-Title Lumberjack w/ Attitude Match - Send to crusen86

Erek Taylor © vs. Ced Ordonez

 

Erek

[Guest Insanityman]

Pity Match

Cutthroat v The Dark Reaper

Reaper.

 

 

Singles Strap Match

Frost vs. Vanguard

Go Superheroes!

 

Singles Match

Todd deKindes vs. Deathwish Danny Williams

DDW.

 

 

Triple Threat First Pin Wins

Xero v Shawn Brody v T-Bone

Xero.

 

 

European Title Match

Tom Flesher vs. Insane Luchador

Well I wrote a match over 2000 words, but it wasn't great... the whole title thing owns too bad it couldn't be agaisnt a jobber. Flesher wins.

 

 

First Blood Match

Stryke vs. Z

~Go the funny man Z. But flip a coin...

 

MAIN EVENT

Non-Title Lumberjack w/ Attitude Match

Erek Taylor © vs. Ced Ordonez

Well I'm in the match, and if either of them prefers to write with JL history, I hate Taylor. Anyways, I say Taylor will barely wins.

[Guest ErekT2k]

Pity Match

Cutthroat v The Dark Reaper

- Tossup.

 

 

Singles Strap Match

Frost vs. Vanguard

- Both are great writers but I'm a huge Batman fan so I go with Vanguard.

 

Singles Match

Todd deKindes vs. Deathwish Danny Williams

- Anyone whose name is Dan should be beaten by someone whose name is Taylor! Where's TNT when you need him?! Anyways, this is another tossup.

 

 

Triple Threat First Pin Wins

Xero v Shawn Brody v T-Bone

- Xero. I have to confess, I was more nervous on fighting Xero than I was at fighting Ash and Stryke. Why? Because Xero, when he's at his game, he can defeat me, make it seem easy, and buy an ice cream on his spare time.

 

 

European Title Match

Tom Flesher vs. Insane Luchador

- The title will be IL's eventually. Unfortunately, eventually is not now. I'll still be rooting for the upset so I'll say 50/50.

 

First Blood Match

Stryke vs. Z

- Flexxx is stupid. That's right, I said the unthinkable! So sue me. I'm going to stick my ass out of the window and start mooning Stryke because he knows he can't catch me! na na na na na!! Uh oh..... yeah, Stryke tears through Z so he can get back at me.

 

MAIN EVENT

Non-Title Lumberjack w/ Attitude Match

Erek Taylor © vs. Ced Ordonez

- Ced will go to Disneyland, make out with Cinderella, then beat Erek Taylor with no sweat whatsoever. Yeah, I'm predicting against myself. Do I know something you don't? Maybe. Still, I go with Ced because he can beat me. Yup, that's right, Ced's going to beat me. GO CED!!

 

Yeah, I'm on drugs.

[Guest Insane Clown Dan]

Pity Match

Cutthroat v The Dark Reaper

-Reaper better win. That's all I'm saying...

 

 

Singles Strap Match

Frost vs. Vanguard

-Frost, but Vanguard could take it as well. Close.

 

Singles Match

Todd deKindes vs. Deathwish Danny Williams

-The other Dan in the fed will crush the overrated jackass. Wow... sounds like Flexxx vs Erek somehow.

 

 

Triple Threat First Pin Wins

Xero v Shawn Brody v T-Bone

-Xero

 

 

European Title Match

Tom Flesher vs. Insane Luchador

-Tom Flesher

 

 

First Blood Match

Stryke vs. Z

~Z writes awesome matches, but Stryke has raw writing skill. I can't even say if it will be close, it's that unpredictable.

 

MAIN EVENT

Non-Title Lumberjack w/ Attitude Match

Erek Taylor © vs. Ced Ordonez

-Erek is a scrub. Of course he is going to loose,... its the only thing that pitiful t00l can do! BUUUUURRRN!!!

 

Wow, I am SO out of line

[Guest midnight_burn]

Pity Match

Cutthroat v The Dark Reaper

- The Dark Reaper i think, should be close.

 

Singles Strap Match

Frost vs. Vanguard

- Vanguard i think, should be close.

 

Singles Match

Todd deKindes vs. Deathwish Danny Williams

- Deathwish i think, should be close.

 

Triple Threat First Pin Wins

Xero v Shawn Brody v T-Bone

- Xero i think, should be close.

 

European Title Match

Tom Flesher vs. Insane Luchador

- Flesher i think, should be close.

 

First Blood Match

Stryke vs. Z

- Z i think, won't be close at all. Z's better than me, I suck

 

MAIN EVENT

Non-Title Lumberjack w/ Attitude Match

Erek Taylor © vs. Ced Ordonez

- Erek i think, should be close.

[Guest realitycheck]

These predictions brought to you by BearShare™: Fucking up YOUR internet connection while providing no working MP3 links since 2000!

 

METAL BATTING AVERAGE: .000 Yes, that's right, zero. Zip, zilch, nada, nil, diddly shit, scatch, 'da goose egg, NOTHING. I GOT NOTHING RIGHT. STUPID! ME SO STOOOOOOOOPIIIID!!!!!!!!!

 

-ahem-

 

Don't let me pick your lottery numbers. Here's hoping I do better for Crimson...

 

 

Pity Match

Cutthroat v The Dark Reaper

No showing be damned, Cuttthroat is losing twelve straight come hell or high water! JL CC will make sure of it. My wallet's alot lighter for it, too...

 

WINNER:Reaper.

 

Singles Strap Match

Frost vs. Vanguard

More super n00bs than you can shake a something at! I like the big Icelandic dude, but Vanguards broodinng angsty vengace seeking anti-hero is awesome. Of course, He still might just be Rob Leifield, but...

 

WINNER:Angered by consequence. Hero by circumstace. Vanguard. (dramatic music)

 

Singles Match

Todd deKindes vs. Deathwish Danny Williams

-ahem-

 

Das ist ein ' d, ' yo. Sowieso ist Deathwish ein genuinly guter Verfasser, und ich war überrascht, daß er nicht über Tom. Still I Liebe triumph, die freaky deutscher König. Achtung, Baby!

 

WINNERTod deKindes.

 

Triple Threat First Pin Wins

Xero v Shawn Brody v T-Bone

Apparently, Xero feels that he doesn't have any gas in the left in the tank. C'mon, Ol' Geezer! I still believe in you! As it stands, T-Bone is most likley destined for bigger and better things, and Brody appears to have fallen off the face of the earth. I <heart> the other two, but still...

 

WINNER:Xero

 

European Title Match

Tom Flesher vs. Insane Luchador

Good ole' Tom. YOU could of at least lost on Metal, so wouldn't of had such an embassing record. Blah... anyway, Los Loco Luchadore is comming off a win over Brody, and Tom turned in one of his better matches against Danny. That said...

 

WINNER AND *NEW* CHAMP:The IL approved Wily Vetran© Insane Luchador! (Psst... reverse psychology. Tom writes harder when I don't pick him. )

 

First Blood Match

Stryke vs. Z

Augh. Strike, you're too hard on yourself. You're good, damn good, and I'll have to write PLATINUM just to make it close. The ending itself is going to have to be more carefully crafted then a blowfish carving. Wish me luck. I'm going to need it.

 

No Prediction.

 

MAIN EVENT

Non-Title Lumberjack w/ Attitude Match

Erek Taylor © vs. Ced Ordonez:

Woo, BEATDOWN! If you two don't end up jucing due to the lumberjacks, I'll, uh, juice you myself! Yeah. Anyway, Erek is on FIYAH, but coudl the fact his is non-title 'cause him to slack the *little* bit? I hope so, 'cause I'm pulling for my fighting-game blood(?) brother...

 

WINNER:Ced Ordonez!

 

And that's a wrap!

 

-Z

[Guest]

Pity Match

Cutthroat v The Dark Reaper

Dark Reaper

 

Singles Strap Match

Frost vs. Vanguard

Vanguard

 

Singles Match

Todd deKindes vs. Deathwish Danny Williams

Deathwish

 

Triple Threat First Pin Wins

Xero v Shawn Brody v T-Bone

Brody

 

European Title Match

Tom Flesher vs. Insane Luchador

Flesher

 

First Blood Match

Stryke vs. Z

Stryke

 

MAIN EVENT

Non-Title Lumberjack w/ Attitude Match

Erek Taylor © vs. Ced Ordonez

Taylor

[Guest AnnieEclectic]

Annie E's predictions OF DOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOM!!!!

 

Pity Match

Cutthroat v The Dark Reaper

um, Reaper

 

Singles Strap Match

Frost vs. Vanguard

Frost, as I've heard of him.

 

Singles Match

Todd deKindes vs. Deathwish Danny Williams

how can you fight a guy named deKindes? by being called 'Deathwish'. Meditate upon that.

 

Triple Threat First Pin Wins

Xero v Shawn Brody v T-Bone

Gotsta go with my homeslice Brody yo.

 

European Title Match

Tom Flesher vs. Insane Luchador

IL, do me proud!

 

First Blood Match

Stryke vs. Z

Stryke! Yeah!

 

MAIN EVENT

Non-Title Lumberjack w/ Attitude Match

Erek Taylor © vs. Ced Ordonez

Erek, win. Show us why youre JL champ, chump

 

 

and that's all the capitols, there are!

[Guest Coffin Surfer]

Obviously nobody read my post on the Metal comments thread, where I said I was no showing.

[Guest]

*Fast Times at Ridgemont High mode on*

 

Whoa...dudes...we have to write something by 4-20...

 

*Fast Times at Ridgemont high mode off*

 

Anyway on with the Steak Sauce Covered Crimson Predictions!

 

Pity Match

Cutthroat v The Dark Reaper

Who knows? I know. Cutthroat...get that first DUBBA-YA BOY!

WINNER: Cutthroat

 

Singles Strap Match

Frost vs. Vanguard

It will become a frozen strap match after about two minutes, and then Vanguard gets his ass kicked.

WINNER: Frost

 

Singles Match

Todd deKindes vs. Deathwish Danny Williams

Deathwish...because TNT beat me.

WINNER: Danny Williams

 

Triple Threat First Pin Wins

Xero v Shawn Brody v T-Bone

NOBODY has picked me...so NOW...I pick me.

WINNER: T-BONE

 

European Title Match

Tom Flesher vs. Insane Luchador

Tom Flesher...nuff said. Too much experience.

WINNER: El Superior

 

First Blood Match

Stryke vs. Z

Stryke, cuz he wants a WIN going into the title match, BOYEE!

WINNER: Stryke

 

MAIN EVENT

Non-Title Lumberjack w/ Attitude Match

Erek Taylor © vs. Ced Ordonez

Erek Taylor, because Ced is too nice to win.

WINNER: Erek Taylor

 

These predictions have been brought to you by Mark McGwire and A-1 Steak Sauce. Don't leave home without it!

[Guest DiabloIIFreak1010]

Pity Match

Cutthroat v The Dark Reaper

- Pity Match...God, I hope Reaper writes. But, would it suck if there was a dreaded...

 

DUN!

 

DUN!

 

DUUUUUUNNNN!!!

 

DOUBLE NO SHOW?! BWAHAHAHAHA!!! ...But, I don't think it would happen. Go Reaper.

 

Winner: The Reaper

 

Singles Strap Match

Frost vs. Vanguard

- Oh...a strap match. This one should be enjoyable. I'm going to go with experience, and say that Frost freezes Vanguard in his tracks.

 

Winner: Frost

 

Singles Match

Todd deKindes vs. Deathwish Danny Williams

- Well, Deathwish is no-showing. So blargh.

 

Winner: Todd deKindes

 

Triple Threat First Pin Wins

Xero v Shawn Brody v T-Bone

- Well, this can go anyways. I won't think T-Bone will get the win here, this is like...his first time bumped up to the mid-card. Shawn Brody...er...as much as I want to say yes, I think Xero gets the win here. After that, though, he has to dance around in a dress.

 

Winner: Xero

 

European Title Match

Tom Flesher vs. Insane Luchador

- IL, make me proud. Destruction pride.

 

Winner: Insane Luchador

 

First Blood Match

Stryke vs. Z

- Blood is...bloody. And messy. So the messier person will win here. Stryke's name is helluva messy, so he picks up the win.

 

Winner: Stryke

 

MAIN EVENT

Non-Title Lumberjack w/ Attitude Match

Erek Taylor © vs. Ced Ordonez

- Poisyn picks up a chair and takes everyone out. Yeah. He steals the world tite, too, and goes on to fight HVilleThugg and unify the SWF and SJL Titles. Yeah. Or Erek could win, yak'now.

 

Winner: Erek Taylor

[Guest Tod deKindes]

'the hell?

 

Did I become a lousy writer all of a sudden? There's like, one guy rooting for me.

[Guest Insane Clown Dan]

It happens all the time, Tod. But you have shown to be a good writer, so impress! Impress! Impress!

 

Word up to tha echo and live a pious life. Yeah. I beingz shutting up now.

[Guest realitycheck]

Tod, if there is but one thing I have come to understand about the SWF and also, the SJL, it is...

 

...

 

 

...

 

 

...We all really, REALLY suck at making predictions. Take it with a grain of salt and write your little Deutchland heart out.

 

-Z

Sharing his ifinite knowledge...

[Guest Tod deKindes]

Ja wohl, mein herr!!

[Guest ErekT2k]

Bah, I know you're swearing at us Todd. And it won't work!

[Guest Insane Clown Dan]

He said "you're right, man" =P

 

Du bist uberhaupts schwul und hab keinen schwanz. Ess grosse Scheisse, argoliche Madchen!

[Guest 5_moves_of_doom]

Essen Sie meine Kurzschlüsse!

[Guest realitycheck]

-Ahem-

 

For the Deutsch imparied...

 

Flexxx: "You are (something) homosexuality, and (something) little maggot!"

 

TNT: "Eat my short-circuts!(?)"

 

If we kept going, this could end up an akward conversation. That said...

 

Gott, sie alle saugen am Deutschen. Besonders Sie, Dan. und Sie sind alle Schweingeliebten. Ernsthaft.

[Guest midnight_burn]

While we're talking in German:

 

Guten Tag. Ich möchte ein Auto mieten.

[Guest 5_moves_of_doom]

Aw how sweet. Z called me "pig-loved." ... ??? ... :0

[Guest]

Pity Match

Cutthroat v The Dark Reaper

-Cutthroat

 

Singles Strap Match

Frost vs. Vanguard

-Frost

 

Singles Match

Tod deKindes vs. Deathwish Danny Williams

-Tod deKindes

 

Triple Threat First Pin Wins

Xero v Shawn Brody v T-Bone

-Xero

 

European Title Match

Tom Flesher vs. Insane Luchador

-Tom Flesher

 

First Blood Match

Stryke vs. Z

-Stryke

 

MAIN EVENT

Non-Title Lumberjack w/ Attitude Match

Erek Taylor © vs. Ced Ordonez

-Erek Taylor

[Guest redbaron51]

I haven't even typed a word for my match

 

Damn Laziness

[Guest midnight_burn]

It's 2:30 AM and i've done bugger all for mine, and due to the time difference i either have to do it now or no-show.

 

Oh well, insomnia don't fail me now.

[Guest]

I have already sent mine in to The Sucide King! Xero has been a bad boy...

[Guest Renegade]

NO PRIZES? WHAT? A pox on thee......