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1st a picture of me, hold back your drool please.

 

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2nd is Jen, the girl I am currently banging

 

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3rd is a pic of me and my ex.......can't see it very well, but oh well

 

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Later, I will post two more of my current conquests.

 

Anyways, thoughts?

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Guest Man Of 1,004 Modes

Your current girlfriend looks like a snob, and I can safely bet my soul on it. But I'd hit it.

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Guest Bottled Black

Doesn't matter if she's a snob. Looks like she's got a rather nice rack.

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Guest Fire and Knives

You also have terrible taste in women.

 

You are welcome.

 

Yes sir.

 

K.

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Doesn't matter if she's a snob. Looks like she's got a rather nice rack.

Yes I can personally attest to that. I am surprised the poor girl doesn't have back pain.

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didn't take you long to get over Caitlin. Where's Chief?

Cait was too nuts anyways. I only hooked up with her a few times, so no big deal. Jen has a nicer body and seems cooler anyways. Not to mention she gives fantastic head.........

 

 

Chief? I think he is in seclusion while he tries to diet and not drink.

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Guest FrigidSoul

How is she as far as somebody you can see yourself in the future with? She's a banging chick and something about her eyes man...they captured me right off the bat. Thus if she's keeper make sure ya seal the deal.

 

No, I meant where's the picture of Chief. I have to see this giant angry man who has now chosen the path of living like Moby.

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I can definitely see a future with her if things keep going well. She's great to talk to, she can hold her own drinking, and she is someone I can just kick back and watch a movie with. That's basicaly my perfect type. It's all a matter of do I want to settle down again. I mean, there are two others I am currently hooking up with as well. If I wanted her full time, she already told me I have to earn her trust. So we shall see.

 

More pics, including Chief, are on the way.

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Guest FrigidSoul

JAxl my man, cut ties with the other two for now. If you can do all that with her then she's a keeper, don't fuck it up dude. If she has a sister hook me up man.

 

I want a picture of Chief in here and before and after pictures of that guy who's ass he whooped.

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chiefbrandi.jpg

 

CHIEF

 

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Brandon, whose face he broke is next to me. I don't have an after picture, sorry. On the plus side, notice my clutch Jerichoesque shirt.

 

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More Jen...

 

Once I figure out how to flip a pic vertical, and to crop another one, I'll have the pics of the two others I am getting with on here shortly.

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Guest FrigidSoul

I would wager to guess that Chief's head is like twice the size of mine. Tell him to tan and grow mutton chops so he just looks fearsome.

 

But ya, its apparent you care about Jen. You banged the other two so go off and work towards having a meaningful thing with the one you care about.

 

from the looks of Brandon I too would punch him. I absolutely hate being touched unless its by a girl I'm gonna be fucking. I hug nobody...my mother comes up and tries to hug me from time to time because well...moms do that, and I wriggle free. If he put an arm around me I'd throw it away, if he did it again I'd break his nose.

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Guest Dids

Jen looks a lot younger than you- cute though.

 

Chief looks hella familiar to me.

 

That picture of your boy is BEFORE his face got broke?

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Guest FrigidSoul

My new mission in life is to make Giant Red Steel armor that will fit Chief. Then send him on a rampage where he uses his size 57 head as a battering ram to place the local residents in a Frenzy.

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Well, I'll be damned JSYK.....there is some resemblance. Of course I would never be caught dead with some faggy ass earrings.

 

I'm 22, Jen's 21. Yeah, that's before the face breaking. After all those broken bones in his face, all that is wrong now is a little bend in his nose. Plus, he'll win the lawsuit.......little prick.

 

Now......let's check out option B. I've been friends with her a long time, and only recently started getting with her. Girl #2: Shannon

 

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Guest Dids

Well, her face is hidden by the drink, but what I can see looks just fine. I missed the story about the face breaking- somebody got a link?

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Guest FrigidSoul

Jen > Shannon

 

He's suing Chief? Where I come from if you do something stupid and get your face broken in for it then you accept it. He'd just get his face rebroken for this shit.

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Jen > Shannon

 

He's suing Chief? Where I come from if you do something stupid and get your face broken in for it then you accept it. He'd just get his face rebroken for this shit.

No, he is suing the owner of the house we were partying at, my friend Shawn.

 

CHIEF VS. BRANDON

 

"This guy Brandon comes over who nobody really likes. In fact we based the party on not telling him, lol. Somehow he slithered his way into going anyways. There's a girl there, Jenn, who Brandon claims to have fucked the previous weekend, but she says it's bullshit. So she is getting all upset and my friend, who we call "Chief", takes offense to it. Did I mention that Chief is 6"4 310-315? Anyway, they take it outside, where Chief let's him know in no uncertain terms that he is to stop bothering the girl, and that he is making everyone uncomfortable. If he does not stop, Chief will have to hit him. Brandon makes the mistake of laughing at the comment, and Chief snaps. BOOM! One punch knockout, that I saw from the window since I really didn't want to get in the middle. Not only does this one punch do the damage stated earlier, and probably more, but he hits his head on the ground, causing 6 stitches. The combination of his crying, coughing and spitting blood was a pretty haunting thing to listen to. The only funny part is, Brandon is a boxer. But I have never seen more blood, or seen someone so out of it in my entire life. I don't think I will ever fight again, it's just not worth it. Anyway, Chief helps him get cleaned up and takes him to the emergency room himself. I hope that counts for something when the cops come a-knocking. Can he get any jail time for this? What constitutes assault?"

 

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Guest FrigidSoul

Eh, I'd have to know what he's suing him on the basis of in order to help you around it. If he's just saying "I got beat up at his house" its really quite easy. You have people testify that Brandon wasn't welcome there at all, and in fact he went into the home uninvited. After threatening to call the police if he didn't leave he stuck around and started making a few girls feel uncomfortable and threatened. Thus he was thrown out, and the Cops were called...he was laughing that off though and tried re-entering the house and that's when Chief decked him."

 

Basically its open and shut since Brandon was trespassing and making people feel threatened.

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From what I understand, it is up to his homeowner's insurance company whether or not they just settle. If there was a hearing I am sure Brandon would lose, but that's not Shawn's call.

 

Girl #3: Kyleen (white headband)

 

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Basically, I sorta have my pick of the three right now. I was owed a hot streak for quite some time and looks like it is coming up now.

 

Jen, I see 2 or 3 times a week, as she hangs around my bands rehearsals. We've now hung out acouple times at her place, and it was good stuff, good talking, good sex, good cuddling. But she has already told me she liked me alot but couldn't trust me. She would take a lot of work.

 

Shannon, is just coming out of a serious relatioship and is away at college most of the year. Total fuck buddy material and a great girl to hang out with. Also, one of my best friends.

 

Kyleen, I have only hung out with a couple of times. Also in school, but a banging body and likes to party. One major flaw though........a 2 year old daughter.

 

Hey hey what can I do? Should I choose one, or just live it up? My vote lies with live it up.........at least so I can enjoy the summer.

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Guest BANKYWOOD
1st a picture of me, hold back your drool please.

 

feeney2.jpg

You look like a total fucking creep.

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Guest BANKYWOOD
That goes without saying though. But at least I am getting hot ass these days ;)

Personally, I'd put a paper bag over her head while I was fucking her...or at least do it from behind.

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That goes without saying though. But at least I am getting hot ass these days  ;)

Personally, I'd put a paper bag over her head while I was fucking her...or at least do it from behind.

Wait, which one? Cause I mean, they are all, at the very least, 6.5-7s.

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That goes without saying though. But at least I am getting hot ass these days  ;)

Personally, I'd put a paper bag over her head while I was fucking her...or at least do it from behind.

Wait, which one?

The first one

 

I think she'd oink upon penetration

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