I, anonymous

[Guest DustyFinish]

Can I be MA$E??

[Guest Dids]

No.

[justsoyouknow]

You're only allowed to say, "Yeah", "Uh Huh", "You feel me?", and "Bad Boy (insert year)", P. Didsy.

[justsoyouknow]

Ladies and gentlemen, I have discovered a promo photo that is rumored to be the cover of the debut rap CD of the one, the only............

 

 

P. Didsy.

 

 

[Guest FrigidSoul]

Damnit his name is Biggie Sized.

 

I'm willing to bet me and IDRM could write a whole CD for him as well...lyrically that is

[justsoyouknow]

As long as there's a line that goes:

 

"Down on your knees and you're tastin' my jizz

What's that taste? Bitch, that's cheese whizz."

 

Then I'll be happy.

[Nighthawk]

My rap name is Professor Murder. Don't look for any hidden joke or double entendre. It actually is.

 

But my producer name is Dr. Ghe.

[justsoyouknow]

Once, while stoned, I started a Christian rap group with this girl....I was J-Zus and she was A-men. It was hilarious for a minute, then I realized that I was trying to rap, then I just quit.

[Guest FrigidSoul]

My parody rapper name when I was 14 was "Dicky Rappa Round" wit my dick so long I could wrap it around...and around...

 

It was funny when I was 14

[Guest FrigidSoul]

As for the raps, here we go

 

Bitch listen up cause I'm about to talk

Bitch get under a doorway cause I'm about to walk

When I'm moving I'm setting off the richter scale

If its the motion in the ocean then I fuck like a whale

On my side just grooving it inbetween your hips

Chewing on a cheeto I found in the folds near my nips

I know you feel it up in ya hitting that spot

But lemme take a breather before my heart goes and stops

Cause my veins are clogged like a highway in a traffic jam

But I'd rather it that way than give up my Cheese in a Can

And I aint about to change my ways for some filthy ho

She don't like it then I'll cum in her ass and point her straight to the door

You know that real men all come pushing 300lbs thick

And I know you aint about to give up this dick

So just quit the lip and take it like a good girl

Lay back and enjoy Biggie Sized's World

 

*bahp...buh-da-dum-dup*

[Nighthawk]

Eh... I'd call it a step down. We'll release that one as a bonus track on the remix album ("Second Helpings").

[Guest Agent of Oblivion]

I had this skinny little hillbilly guy who loved rap give me a rap name one time. Of course, my flow sounds like a metalhead speaking quickly in rhymes, which is always fuckin' horrific, but it's worth it to be called "The Fresh Viking."

[Guest Agent of Oblivion]

and T.F.V. is really easy to rhyme with..

[EL BRUJ0]

Ladies and gentlemen, I have discovered a promo photo that is rumored to be the cover of the debut rap CD of the one, the only............

 

 

P. Didsy.

 

 

Here's the rumored tracklist:

1. Eat-tro (skit)

2. Can't Nobody Hold Me Down (at the buffet)

3. Broke and Hungry

4. N.W.A(Not Without Appetite)

5. Ghetto Food Chain

6. Git yo Grub On

7. Weightin' to Explode

8. Gas Attack (skit)

9. Cereal Killa

10. Eatin' Ain't E-Z

11. One Meal at a Time

12. Snackwhore

13. Drive-bye on the Drive-thru

14. Sugar Daddy

15. Shit-tro (skit)

[Guest Dids]

Dude- plenty of rappers bigger than I am find things to talk about that aren't food.

 

(for the record- I've lost weight since that picture was taken)

[EL BRUJ0]

You changed man, it used to be about the food.

[Guest Dids]

I know- I'm a sellout. I'm seitting here with one of those low-carb, good for you Subway Wraps right now. Didn't even get mayo on it.

[Guest FrigidSoul]

Dids, look what happened to Will Sasso when he got skinny. Don't let it happen to you.