I rapped a 12 year old girl.

[The Czech Republic 0]

"I rapped a 12-year-old" was funny as an incidental joke.

 

The subsequent rapping made it lose its charm for me.

[alfdogg 0]

[Giuseppe Zangara 0]

Holy shit frigidsoul just fucking owned this thread.

[The Czech Republic 0]

I missed Frigid's rap. That was good in that "should I laugh?" sort of a way.

[Giuseppe Zangara 0]

Apropos of absolutely nothing, I called Kotzenjunge earlier. I was a little drunk then and now I am very drunk.

 

Whenever I sober up, I'll get back to this paper I am writing.

[Nighthawk 0]

I should acknowledge that I didn't write that rap I posted. It was by Dice, from the song "Bitches Hate Me" off Mastamind's Lickkuiddrano album, also featuring Esham.

[Guest FrigidSoul]

I however did write the rap I posted

[Red Hot Thumbtack In The Eye 0]

Me to

[Nighthawk 0]

Maybe I'll write one later. I am a real rapper. See:

 

 

That's me.

[Red Hot Thumbtack In The Eye 0]

Kloraform is the best rapper name ever, bar none

[Guest Bottled Black]

Frigid that was awesome yet so scary at the same time.

[Nighthawk 0]

Kloraform is the best rapper name ever, bar none

Those are all characters I perform as, except Da Fat Kid, which is my brother. Kloraform is the shock rapper. Here, I'll do a child molestation rap in Kloraform style:

 

The other day my daughter came to visit

Told her I had a present, she’s like “Wha is it?”

I said that she should wait and see

Meet me in the backyard, under the willow tree

I took her teddy bear and placed it over my dick

Said “Mr. Pookie got a surprise fo ya, come quick.”

She’s again all “Wha is it?” I’m like “Bitch, hurry up and suck this dick.”

She looked at me and was surprised.

So I stuck it in her mouth fast before she could cry

She got scared and piss began to dribble down her thigh

I was like “Hail yeeeeah.”

Kicked back and started pulling on her hair

Up and down, all around on my dick she was bobbin

Nothin around but the sound of her slurpin and her sobbin

I felt my nut comin on

So I pulled her off the dick, pushed her back on the lawn

And I spread her legs wide

Her pussy seemed too small for me to fit, but I tried

She was screamin and yellin

I was pushin and shoving like I had a warm watermelon

She was acting like she couldn’t take it

I grabbed hold of her neck, began to shake it

Then she lay quiet and still so I could nut

But my dick was still hard, so I fucked her in the BUTT

I was thinking maybe I should have video taped it

I got some homies pay to see my daughter’s cunt and how I raped it

I smacked her around, to see if she could go another round

But the bitch didn’t move and didn’t make a sound

I was like “Oh shit, I killed the bitch.” She had died.

Figured maybe if I shook her around, she would look alive

So I got the camera, fucked her, jiggled her body like she wasn’t dead

Then I cut the bitch up with an ax

Took her down and buried her by the train tracks

But I kept her head and put some makeup on her face

If I want another blowjob, it’s under my bed in a pillow case

 

Eh, that probably went on too long.

[Guest The Winter Of My Discontent]

Did Banky click the link.

Phew I feel much better about myself.

 

I can't bring myself to give props and/or respect to Frigisoul for his "rap". Those who did disgust me.

[Guest Fire and Knives]

This is going to become another freestyle thread, isn't it.

 

Alright, then.

 

Necro's already got a fanbase - he don't need you on his dick

Too $hort's been rhymin' since the eighties - get your own fucking shtick

Instead of wack-ass weak sauce cornball motherfuckin' rhymes

Wasting bandwidth, brainwaves, and everybody's time

Have some aspirations, try and and do shit on your own -

You got plenty of time, typin' rhymes up at home

At least IDRM makes you believe what he'll say -

Anybody out there think Frigid's getting some play?

I'm not here to compete 'cause there's no fuckin' competition

More like a tutorial - yeah, freestyle exhibition

Y'all disappear like Diss Never so don't even try and come rough;

This is all you're gon' get - three bars is more than enough.

 

K.

[Guest FrigidSoul]

That was terrible and not even on topic.

 

And Banky's just a pussy. If he had a real problem with it then he would have also spoken against IDRM's raps and Astro's "rap".

[Guest The Winter Of My Discontent]

And Banky's just a pussy.

I am what i eat sucka.

 

and i don't care for you. bribing me with your cock will get you nowhere.

[Guest Fire and Knives]

That was terrible and not even on topic.

 

And Banky's just a pussy. If he had a real problem with it then he would have also spoken against IDRM's raps and Astro's "rap".

Your topic sucked. I had to save it. You could've at least said 'thank you'.

 

K.

[Nighthawk 0]

Spank you.

[Guest Fire and Knives]

Manners are so important.

 

K.

[Red Hot Thumbtack In The Eye 0]

kibagami is more poetifull than you scrubs.

 

 

K. Thanks

[Hogan Made Wrestling 0]

Call my dick Pat Buchanan

Shootin' off white secretions like a cannon

Rolling through the middle school

Knockin' up bitches at random

 

 

Maybe I'll add some more later.

[Art Sandusky 0]

Apropos of absolutely nothing, I called Kotzenjunge earlier. I was a little drunk then and now I am very drunk.

"115 years ago today, Hitler was born. 5 years ago today, the Columbine shootings occurred. 115 is equally divisable by 5. I'm done now."

 

Best phone call ever, although you forgot you called me once before back when I first posted my number on the board.

 

"I don't really have anything to follow that with."

 

Best follow-up conversation ever.

[chaosrage 0]

There use to be this little girl across the way

Hair up in pigtails, wearing mini-skirts everyday

So I lured her over with a bag of candy

She said "Hi, I'm 8 years old and my name is Mandy"

Told her if she came inside I'd give her some more

She followed and with a grin I slowly shut the door

"Hey mister, you said you had a treat for me"

Sure do bitch get down on your knees

Whipped my cock out and she looked in awe

Ran my fingers long her pussy though there was no grass on her lawn

She started to whimper, I said "Baby don't cry

When daddy's away mommy comes over to do this all of the time"

So I guided her head down to my dick

Told her "pretend its a lollypop, go ahead give it a lick"

She ran her tongue up and down then gave it a kiss

As she did I pushed a bit, penetrated her lips

Started forcing her to take it down deep

Tore her pussy open with two fingers and she started to weep

20min in and I blew cum all over her face

Gave her a wet nap and then kicked her under-aged ass on outta my place

They say little girls are made of sugar, spice and everything nice

Stick a dick in their face and you'll see that its lies

Holy shit. :lol: :lol:

 

Good job frigid.

[Guest FrigidSoul]

and i don't care for you. bribing me with your cock will get you nowhere.

I told you Banky, I don't swing that way. Not to mention if you keep talking about my penis you're going to make CWM jealous. Don't ruin your relationship over your lust for me.

[Guest Banders Kennany]

I think Kibagami's was the best by just a bit over IDRM's, which went on a little long and was trying to be so offensive at times it seemed silly. FrigidSoul goes down to a distant number three. I'm posting this because I want to pretend my opinion matters.......

[Guest Hot Ticket]

No idea?

ROTFLMFAO

[Guest cobainwasmurdered]

and i don't care for you.  bribing me with your cock will get you nowhere.

I told you Banky, I don't swing that way. Not to mention if you keep talking about my penis you're going to make CWM jealous. Don't ruin your relationship over your lust for me.

hussy!