Chris Coey

[Guest RickyChosyu]

I'm shocked.

 

Here, I'll bust out the sidewalk chalk for you: as much as I hate to say it, go ask J*ingus what all his co-workers put themselves through week in and week out. Find out how many work hurt, how many go out and keep performing when they know they should take time off and heal. Then apply it to 140-lb. women instead of 250-lb. men. It's not hard to grasp.

 

And does anyone have anything to say about, y'know, the reviews? At all? Or does everyone just bitch that he's a mean person because you can't keep up? Enough sour grapes for a whole grove...

[Coffin Surfer 0]

"No...everyone here likes wrestling."

 

If they don't care than why are they reading Chris' posts and reviews?  If you don't post here about wrestling, fine say what you want about us lunatics.  If not, than quit wasting your own time by trying to argue some since into us.

I just don't understand your response.

Dumbing down my post for BPS:

 

I don't see why non-wrestling fans give a fuck about how much Chris loves wrestling. If they do, their entitled to their opinion, however what's the fucking point?

[Guest slacklet]

This is the first time I've encountered the Puro Geeks.

 

Lively bunch.

[Guest TheZsaszHorsemen]

I'm shocked.

 

Here, I'll bust out the sidewalk chalk for you: as much as I hate to say it, go ask J*ingus what all his co-workers put themselves through week in and week out. Find out how many work hurt, how many go out and keep performing when they know they should take time off and heal. Then apply it to 140-lb. women instead of 250-lb. men. It's not hard to grasp.

 

And does anyone have anything to say about, y'know, the reviews? At all? Or does everyone just bitch that he's a mean person because you can't keep up? Enough sour grapes for a whole grove...

So because women get hurt more... they help us understand the inner contridictions within us?

 

 

THIS DOES NOT COMPUTE! MUST... WATCH... SPRITE COMMERCIAL... TOO... MUCH... THOUGHT... REQUIRED! WHY... DID... I ... WAGE WAR... AGAINST... JOSHI???????

[Guest TheZsaszHorsemen]

"No...everyone here likes wrestling."

 

If they don't care than why are they reading Chris' posts and reviews?  If you don't post here about wrestling, fine say what you want about us lunatics.  If not, than quit wasting your own time by trying to argue some since into us.

I just don't understand your response.

Dumbing down my post for BPS:

 

I don't see why non-wrestling fans give a fuck about how much Chris loves wrestling. If they do, their entitled to their opinion, however what's the fucking point?

If he wasn't also a total waste of human life, no one would have anything bad to say about him.

[Guest TheZsaszHorsemen]

Here let me write the rebuttal for you to save time:

 

You like Batman and are stupid.

 

FREE COEY!

[The Ghost of bps21 0]

"No...everyone here likes wrestling."

 

If they don't care than why are they reading Chris' posts and reviews?  If you don't post here about wrestling, fine say what you want about us lunatics.  If not, than quit wasting your own time by trying to argue some since into us.

I just don't understand your response.

Dumbing down my post for BPS:

 

I don't see why non-wrestling fans give a fuck about how much Chris loves wrestling. If they do, their entitled to their opinion, however what's the fucking point?

Yeah, that's great. Super job, on that...

 

But you quoted a sentence claiming that everyone here likes wrestling...and turned that into an argument with the catalyst being me claiming that "not everyone here likes wrestling".

 

It made for a very confusing starting point.

[{''({o..o})''} 0]

*sits back and grabs some popcorn*

[Guest RickyChosyu]

Man, this thread has me rolling.

 

If he's "such a waste of human life," isn't this like throughing good money after bad? If he's so awful and unbearable to you, why is it so important to you to keep dredging up the shit you dredge up? It took you how long to find that passage? You've posted that Trekkie pic how many times? You've responded in how many threads about him sence he started writing here? Go back and look at what I said in that other thread about your obsessive behavior.

 

Then again, you're in the right, you're the only one who could possibly be right, so keep obsessing. A gutless pussy and a headcase - helluva combo. Parents must be proud.

[Guest TheZsaszHorsemen]

*sits back and grabs some popcorn*

POPCORN? HA! THE SNACK FOOD OF THE WAGE SLAVE!

 

THE ENLIGHTENED EAT MILK DUDS! JAPANESE *FEMALE* MILK DUDS!

[Guest TheZsaszHorsemen]

Man, this thread has me rolling.

 

If he's "such a waste of human life," isn't this like throughing good money after bad? If he's so awful and unbearable to you, why is it so important to you to keep dredging up the shit you dredge up? It took you how long to find that passage? You've posted that Trekkie pic how many times? You've responded in how many threads about him sence he started writing here? Go back and look at what I said in that other thread about your obsessive behavior.

 

Then again, you're in the right, you're the only one who could possibly be right, so keep obsessing. A gutless pussy and a headcase - helluva combo. Parents must be proud.

No he's a waste of human life in that he's never, ever learned how to speak to a person like they possess any basic human dignity. It's he's been banned from here, WDI, SNKT, hell, everywhere I've ever seen him but his own board.

[Guest RickyChosyu]

You totally dodged the point.

 

I wasn't asking you why he was terrible. I was asking why you consider it your own personal crusade to parade your opinion about him, if you think he's so terrible. Most people wouldn't give a person like that the time of day, but you spend a good chunk of yours tooling it up for everyone who'll listen.

 

Helps if you bother to read. If you did, you'd realize that last paragraph was about you, not him.

[Slayer 0]

You like Batman (who is gay) and are stupid.

[Coffin Surfer 0]

Yeah, that's great. Super job, on that...

 

But you quoted a sentence claiming that everyone here likes wrestling...and turned that into an argument with the catalyst being me claiming that "not everyone here likes wrestling".

 

It made for a very confusing starting point.

Because it looked like you were being sarcastic, I guess you weren't.

 

 

 

To Mr. Z:

 

"I have to take this thread's rating down a bit... Coffin Surfer just no sold the post he was replying to and put some stuff in to pop the crowd. It didn't make a lick of sense. I'd expect stuff like this from HBK... not him. "

 

Uh, I didn't no sell your post. It was kind of like a Terry Funk sell, it was there, it was just goofy. It's the only way I could make your pedestrian offense mildly entertaining.

[Guest TheZsaszHorsemen]

You totally dodged the point.

 

I wasn't asking you why he was terrible. I was asking why you consider it your own personal crusade to parade your opinion about him, if you think he's so terrible. Most people wouldn't give a person like that the time of day, but you spend a good chunk of yours tooling it up for everyone who'll listen.

 

Helps if you bother to read.

Actually it wasn't... till today.

 

Till you made a big epic argument, because I found a picture I thought was funny and claimed it was him. I didn't hate him any more than anyone else here did.

 

But YOU made this more than it had to be, and now my loathing for him, is my loathing for you, and anyone who would come and defend such a complete asshole because he KNOWS A LOT ABOUT WRESTLING.

[Guest TheZsaszHorsemen]

To Mr. Z:

 

"I have to take this thread's rating down a bit... Coffin Surfer just no sold the post he was replying to and put some stuff in to pop the crowd. It didn't make a lick of sense. I'd expect stuff like this from HBK... not him. "

 

Uh, I didn't no sell your post. It was kind of like a Terry Funk sell, it was there, it was just goofy. It's the only way I could make your pedestrian offense mildly entertaining.

Actually, you dodged the point. Now you're just dancing around it.

[The Ghost of bps21 0]

With that settled...I'm going to go back to watching baseball and day dreaming about a life that doesn't involve me ever re-enterting this thread again.

 

I'm sure I'll be back in a while.

 

Reality sucks.

[Guest RickyChosyu]

But YOU made this more than it had to be, and now my loathing for him, is my loathing for you, and anyone who would come and defend such a complete asshole because he KNOWS A LOT ABOUT WRESTLING.

Maybe because you know fuckall about him, and he's only a complete asshole *to you* because that's what you earn? tOA is a pretty strict board, relatively speaking -- they'd bounce you from there at the first sign of you getting uppity with anyone -- yet he's a longtime regular there. Maybe it's because you see of him what he wants you to see? You're a retrograde, mouth-breathing shithead, so you see the unpleasent bits. In parts of the world that aren't full of retrograde, mouth-breathing shitheads, I haven't seen him act the way he did here.

[Guest TheZsaszHorsemen]

But YOU made this more than it had to be, and now my loathing for him, is my loathing for you, and anyone who would come and defend such a complete asshole because he KNOWS A LOT ABOUT WRESTLING.

Maybe because you know fuckall about him, and he's only a complete asshole *to you* because that's what you earn?

He didn't get banned because he was an asshole to ME.

 

He got banned by saying it would be better if everyone who was in a thread I was not present in was in the WTC on 9/11.

 

He wasn't banned from WDI because of ME.

 

He can't function with people. Period.

[Guest RickyChosyu]

No - he just chooses not to 'function' with dolts like you.

[Guest TheZsaszHorsemen]

You know what? I've made my point. I'm leaving too:

 

- Coey's an ass.

 

- Joshi is not a substitute for reading.

 

- Popcorn is for the sub humans.

[Coffin Surfer 0]

I don't have to dodge anything, if you must I will directly respond to your shitty argument.

 

"This kind of thought should be saved for the great classics of literature, art, and music. It's like writing a 30 page dissertation on a Tom Clancy novel: the care by the reviewer exceeds what is put in by the reviewer."

 

The double subject in the sentence doesn't make much sense, so I wasn't sure how to respond. Are you saying that Chris's care exceeds how much he writes? WTF does that mean? Also, people have a right to care about something as much as they want to. If you love great classics of literature and want to write about it, pursue it, I will not look down on you. If you love wrestling and want to write abou it, pursue it, I will not look down on you.

 

Obviously, I'm not one to judge as I'm sure most people are puzzled by they ways I spend my time(posting in shitty threads like this).

 

"Oh and it looks to me like YOU are the one with the holier than thou attitude. believe me, I read an understand what he said there. believe it or not you condescending, limp-wristed asshole, I'm actually a pretty smart guy. What did I get out of it:"

 

I responded to this.

 

 

"This guy has wasted his talent on reviewing Joshi. And he likely doesn't get out much. "

 

I didn't respond to this, because I'm not Chris. If you think he's wasting his talent and doesn't get out much, take it up with him.

[Guest RickyChosyu]

Yep, better hit eject while you can keep fooling at least one person - namely, yourself - that you made even one good point.

[Guest Agent of Oblivion]

Summation:

 

1. Chris Coey writes fine wrestling reviews.

 

2. Chris Coey is not the nicest person in the world.

 

3. Not everyone here likes wrestling, though most people do.

 

4. Those that do might be well-served to watch some Joshi, just for a change, though it's not necessary.

 

I mean really, do I get bent out of shape every time someone mentions Creed or Nickelback or whatever in the music folder? No, though I might offer my own negative opinions about the subject.

 

Overall, nothing wrong is being done here, and Jubuki is not returning to the board.

 

So relax.

[Art Sandusky 0]

(starts an AoO fan club, much to his chagrin)

[RavishingRickRudo 0]

How come *I* don't get threads with people arguing about me?

 

I put WAAAAAAY more time in here than Coey does.

 

I came here for a point, yes.

 

What is worse:

 

Someone writing an elaborate online article on a Japanese Womens Wrestling match

 

OR

 

Someone debating the worth of said article online?

 

Personally, I don't think either are "bad" because that's what the internet is for - discussion. You sorta put all that "watta nerd" stuff aside when you create an online nickname and identity.

 

In other words, you're in a glass house. Recognize.

[Slayer 0]

In other words, you're in a glass house. Recognize.

*stones Rudo*

[Coffin Surfer 0]

Personally, I don't think either are "bad" because that's what the internet is for - discussion. You sorta put all that "watta nerd" stuff aside when you create an online nickname and identity.

 

In other words, you're in a glass house. Recognize.

Thank you, that's what I was trying to say. I just don't have a gift with words like that.

[Guest cobainwasmurdered]

He wasn't banned from WDI because of ME.

Speaking as a moderator at WDI I don't recall Coey ever even posting there. I'd have to see the ban filters to make sure though.

 

 

 

 

 

That's not an invitation for him to post there...ever.

 

 

EDIT: Memoirs of Banky has done it again. Everytime I think he's done he manages to set something new off.

[Guest RickyChosyu]

Yep, give him credit for the turmoil someone else causes...brilliant!! *clinks his Guinness*