ChrisMWaters 0 Report post Posted May 10, 2004 One during the Piper/Hart IC title match. Heenan: I remember when I was champion, Monsoon. Monsoon: Champion of WHAT? Heenan: Of my neighborhood! Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
MillenniumMan831 0 Report post Posted May 10, 2004 There was a great one just before the Bulldog/Bret match at Summerslam 1992, where Bobby keeps claiming that Diana Hart is ring announcer Mike McGuirk. Also his reasons why Nails got imprisoned was classic. "It was Mother's Day, he went to a shop to get some flowers and he got a parking ticket. He forgot to pay it and they put him in the slammer" I loved that quote. At a later event, he tweaked it a little by saying that a gust of wind blew the ticket off the windshield and he never saw it. -------------------------------------------------------------- Also, after the Piper/Hart match at WMVIII Monsoon: Now, Bret the Hitman Hart is the New Intercontinental Champion! Heenan: SO WHAT! Monsoon: So what? Heenan: Why would I care, doesn't put any money in my pocket. ------------------------------------------------------------ Then, during the 8-Man Tag Heenan: Ya know Monsoon in the month of May, myself, Jimmy Hart, the Nasty Boys, and Sherri will be facing off with the WBF on Family Feud . . . . . . . . . . . . . . I'm gonna win all the money!!! Monsoon: Oh Boy! -------------------------------------------------------------- After DiBiase beat Bam Bam by CO at MSG due to Virgil's interference Monsoon: I just know I'm going to regret asking you this Brain, but don't you think The Million Dollar Man should have been disqualified? Heenan: (W/ Perfect Timing) For what? Monsoon: (Just knowing Heenan would say that) We'll be right back. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
The Tino Standard 0 Report post Posted May 10, 2004 He also had a GREAT line at WM X-7 during the Gimmick Battle Royal Okerlund: "Here comes the Repo Man, he just got my mother last night." Heenan: "Okerlund, EVERYONE'S had your mother" And then there was his other gem during the Gimmick Battle Royal... "Here comes the Iron Sheik... By the time he gets to the ring, it will be Wrestlemania 38!" Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest SpiderFan Report post Posted May 12, 2004 When asked what he would do if he had a shot at a title: "I'd have my agent try to buy it. If that didn't work, I'd take my opponent out to the parking lot and waffle him one." During Piper/Hart from WMVIII: "WAFFLE HIM! You know the old saying, what the hell, use the bell!" Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
