You know you live in Oklahoma if:

[DerangedHermit]

Some more:

# You've been to or seen a Pergament, Modell's, Genovese Drug, King Kullen (or know one of the family members)

# You live in a town called Hicksville, and it doesn't bother you.

# You'e gotten drunk at "The Green" - or on or under the bleachers of some high school

# You were an Islander/Met/Jet fan or a Ranger/Yankee/Giant fan: there was no crossover.

Not exactly true. I'm a Ranger/Met/Jet fan.

 

# You can correctly pronouce places like Patchogue, Quogue, Hauppauge, Copiague, Islip, Islandia, Massapequa, Setauket and Ronkonkoma

Yup. For non-LIers, it's "patch-og", "kwog", "hop-pog", "co-payg", "eye-slip", "eye-landeeuh", "massuh-pee-kwuh", "suh-taw-ket" and "ron-kon-kuhmuh"

 

Sledding in the sumps

Hell yes.

 

You were never lost if you had your Hagstrom's Atlas. (or Geographia.)

Love my trusty Hagstrom.

[Cran Da Maniac]

A lot of your list is right on point Crandamaniac. If you live in NC and have never eaten Bojangles, you should be ashamed. I'm guessing you're from somewere like Gastonia or Wilmington though because I'm from Charlotte(which isn't something to brag about these days) and cow tipping is an event I have never seen, but have certainly heard about.

 

 

Oh yeah... and fuck UNC.

Actually I'm from Mocksville (about 30 mins away from Winston, maybe an hour from Charlotte) and trust me, I've most definitely heard of cow-tipping.

[Damaramu]

Yeah how is it that I live in Oklahoma, a place that is supposed to be full of farms and shit, and I've never been, seen, or heard of anyone cow tipping!?

[Guest Retro Rob]

We're lazy. LIers don't want to get out of the train car. If you're not coming from the Ronkonkoma line (or a few shorter lines from western Nassau), chances are you'll have to transfer.

Yeah. Basically, I drive an extra 10 minutes so I can take a train into Manhattan that doesn't have a transfer. I could just go to the station up the block, but who wants to change in Jamaica?

[Cran Da Maniac]

Yeah how is it that I live in Oklahoma, a place that is supposed to be full of farms and shit, and I've never been, seen, or heard of anyone cow tipping!?

Don't you live in Oklahoma City? That could be why. My town is basically country, so it's more prevalent here.

[Damaramu]

Yeah how is it that I live in Oklahoma, a place that is supposed to be full of farms and shit, and I've never been, seen, or heard of anyone cow tipping!?

Don't you live in Oklahoma City? That could be why. My town is basically country, so it's more prevalent here.

I live in Moore which is a suburb of OKC...so yeah....that could be it. I've never even been on a freaking farm.

[DerangedHermit]

We're lazy. LIers don't want to get out of the train car. If you're not coming from the Ronkonkoma line (or a few shorter lines from western Nassau), chances are you'll have to transfer.

Yeah. Basically, I drive an extra 10 minutes so I can take a train into Manhattan that doesn't have a transfer. I could just go to the station up the block, but who wants to change in Jamaica?

Yeah...really. In the winter, I don't want to get out of the train car.

 

Driving to Ronkonkoma + no change at Jamaica > Driving to Patchogue + change, even though Patchogue is 3 miles away and Ronkonkoma is 11 miles away.

[Guest Agent of Oblivion]

Cow tipping is a risky enterprise. I wouldn't recommend it.