Guest crandamaniac Report post Posted November 7, 2002 I'm just bumping this thread, so hopefully we can add more funny quotes [/Postwhore off] Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
cawthon777 0 Report post Posted November 7, 2002 Road Warrior Hawk at WrestleMania VII "Power ... and Glory ... well after tonight, they're gonna call you ... Sour ... and Gory" The Rock on Booker T & Shane last fall: "Booker T ... you spinaroonie sucka ... and Shane McMahon ... you silver spoon motherfucker!" Almost anything from the old action figure commercials... Piper: "You hear the real voices of Hulk Hogan and the Ultimate Warrior!" Savage: "I challenge you, Warrior!" Toy Warrior: "I accept the ultimate challenge!" (shows clip of real Warrior knocking Savage on his ass) Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
ravenlo 0 Report post Posted November 7, 2002 What about the big boss man? (To Al Snow) "I remember when my dog got ran over by a dog...I mean truck..." Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest TheZsaszHorsemen Report post Posted November 7, 2002 "That referee right there ain't even supposed to be in the Reeeeeeeeeng!" Ray Traylor. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest dreamer420 Report post Posted November 7, 2002 Almost anything from the old action figure commercials... I love Coliseum Video just for these commericials that play before the events. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest Redhawk Report post Posted November 8, 2002 Vince's pre-Wrestlemania promos used to be pretty corny/funny. "THIS....IS....WRESTLEMANIAAAAAA!!!" Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest Special K Report post Posted November 8, 2002 "BROCK LESNAR IS TAUNTING THE ROCK WITH SMILES AND LAUGHTER!" Jesus. That's the funniest damn thing I've ever heard. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest dreamer420 Report post Posted November 8, 2002 I used to love how Vince would announce the participants in the Royal Rumble by screaming their names out. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest kingkamala Report post Posted November 8, 2002 That was classic RUGGGGGGEDDDDD RONNNNIEEEE GARRRRRVINNN and also participating in the Royal Rumble HAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAKKKKKKKKUUU Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest dreamer420 Report post Posted November 8, 2002 I love how Vince would announce Haku's name. HAAAAAAAKUUUUUUUUUU Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest Basswitch Report post Posted November 8, 2002 My personal fav is the HHH one.. Where Chyna was speaking spanish to the spanish announce guys and JR was talking to HHH at the english announce table. JR: Well we see Chyna is Bi lingual, what about you trips? hhh: I've been Bi many things but never bi lingual.... did i just say that out loud. I think i spelt bilingual wrong. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest dreamer420 Report post Posted November 8, 2002 That was from King Of The Ring 1998 during the Rock/Shamrock match. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest Annoyed Grunt Report post Posted November 9, 2002 From an interview with Mean Gene and Goldberg: 'Well, it seems that these days it's "who's left?" instead of "who's next?'" "That's where you're wrong, Mean Gene. It's not "who's left?', it's 'Who's next'!" Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest TheZsaszHorsemen Report post Posted November 9, 2002 Black Scorpian: "Stiiiing... Sid...wnats your title...but I... I want your life!" Vader: "Stiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiinger, Stiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiinger, Come... to my... WHITE CASTLE OF FEAR." Man, you gotta love Sting. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest Ravenbomb Report post Posted November 9, 2002 HHH: SEMEN! WHOOOOOOOOOOOO!!! Khhhane: I screwed your brains out! SEMEN! Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest CED Ordonez Report post Posted November 9, 2002 Thrasher: "Hey Mosh, I think I'm pregnant." During the era of Russocity where there was one pregnancy angle or another. I'm paraphrasing, BTW. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest crandamaniac Report post Posted January 3, 2003 The night of ECW's return Heyman: VanDaminator! JR: VanDamnit! Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest DerangedHermit Report post Posted January 3, 2003 A few weeks ago when Al Wilson proposed: Al: If you say no, I will kill myself...... Tazz & Michael Cole: SAY NO! SAY NO! Also.... Cole: Look at Al! Tazz: Look at DAWN! Cole: Look at AL! ....and on and on. Last night: Tazz: Thank god Al took that shirt off...it was ugly (or something like that) Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest dreamer420 Report post Posted January 5, 2003 The whole commentary by Tazz and Cole almost make the wedding angle worth while. They seemed to hole nothing back when they ripped on Al and Dawn. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest MillenniumMan831 Report post Posted January 6, 2003 Road Dogg came out talking about Detroit Rock City and all that... Problem was- they were in Cleveland. I believe the spiel and the 'You're in Cleveland' chant were edited out I was there for that and HOLY CRAP that "YOU'RE IN CLEVELAND!!!" F'N LOUD! That was the most epic chant I've ever heard because wrestling fan or not 99.95% of Gund Arena was pissed out of their mind! It also made for a funny match because when Raven took the heel advantage everyone was cheering then when Road Dogg made his comeback the boos were showering down like Hurricane Andrew on a trailer park. Needless to say, Road Dogg was released soon after. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
LaParkaYourCar 0 Report post Posted January 6, 2003 I always found Owen's Blue Blazer promo from the 1st Smackdown funny for the simple fact that you can see Faarooq walking in the background. Don't know why. Also, from last night's Raw... Shawn Michaels: IT WAS YOU, HUNTER! I busted out laughing when he said that. I dunno if it was the look on his face or what, but it had my dying. I know I'm late in replying to this since it was two pages back, but how could Owen have a promo on the first Smackdown when he was dead before the first Smackdown? Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest bob_barron Report post Posted January 6, 2003 The Smackdown special they aired in April is what he's referring to Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest The Czech Republic Report post Posted January 13, 2003 Road Dogg came out talking about Detroit Rock City and all that... Problem was- they were in Cleveland. I believe the spiel and the 'You're in Cleveland' chant were edited out I was there for that and HOLY CRAP that "YOU'RE IN CLEVELAND!!!" F'N LOUD! That was the most epic chant I've ever heard because wrestling fan or not 99.95% of Gund Arena was pissed out of their mind! It also made for a funny match because when Raven took the heel advantage everyone was cheering then when Road Dogg made his comeback the boos were showering down like Hurricane Andrew on a trailer park. Needless to say, Road Dogg was released soon after. Man, that's one of those times you just wish it was a live Raw...wow. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest The Czech Republic Report post Posted January 13, 2003 I love how Vince would announce Haku's name. HAAAAAAAKUUUUUUUUUU Man I love how Vince announced everything, just for sheer kitsch value. Such as WELcome, everyONNNNNNNE to MONDAY NIGHT RAWWWWW! We hear this on the Raw X promos. The ALLTIMATE WARRIORRRRR! Which was a step above "Tha Ohtamit Woyah." and so many more. I think the 10th anniversary special should feature a montage of every funny thing Vince has said, not to mention "I'm Vince McMahon, dammit" which deserves its own section. Maybe it just felt like he said that every week. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
ravenlo 0 Report post Posted January 13, 2003 Or on a raw in 1999, when Ken Shamrock was looking for his kidnapped sister(by the ministry of darkness), and he had the anklelock on Christian: Ken:"WHERE IS SHE?!?!?" CHristian:" AAHHHH-ARRGHHH-she's in the basement(in a normal voice)-AHHHHH!!!!!" The way Christian said this was hilarious. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest saturnmark4life Report post Posted January 13, 2003 I love how Vince would announce Haku's name. HAAAAAAAKUUUUUUUUUU Man I love how Vince announced everything, just for sheer kitsch value. Such as WELcome, everyONNNNNNNE to MONDAY NIGHT RAWWWWW! We hear this on the Raw X promos. The ALLTIMATE WARRIORRRRR! Which was a step above "Tha Ohtamit Woyah." and so many more. I think the 10th anniversary special should feature a montage of every funny thing Vince has said, not to mention "I'm Vince McMahon, dammit" which deserves its own section. Maybe it just felt like he said that every week. I've probably posted this in here before somewhere, but bulldog was against someone and got bulldogged, so the colour of course goes 'could the bulldog get pinned with a bulldog?' Vince (screaming) 'WELL ANYTHIIIING CAN HAPPEN IN THE WWF%' Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
