Guest saturnmark4life Report post Posted July 29, 2002 it's not a quote, but i think it was a ppv in 98 when vader was cutting an interview (and a pretty bad one) with sunny, and right next to them hawk wondered through this door, looked like 'oh fuck' and went back in. Same thing happened to Rock/Pat Patterson. Rock was cutting a promo, Patterson walked out of this door, looked at the camera like "Shit", and went back in his room. At first i attributed it to the 'hawk's drunk off his ass' angle but then realised such subtlety would be lost on the wwf. If it were, he would have hit on sunny and started a fight with vader. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest papacita Report post Posted August 6, 2002 I always found Owen's Blue Blazer promo from the 1st Smackdown funny for the simple fact that you can see Faarooq walking in the background. Don't know why. Also, from last night's Raw... Shawn Michaels: IT WAS YOU, HUNTER! I busted out laughing when he said that. I dunno if it was the look on his face or what, but it had my dying. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest Redhawk Report post Posted August 7, 2002 I was laughing when they first showed HBK's face last night. For half-a-second he looked like some crippled 12-year-old or something. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest HartFan86 Report post Posted August 7, 2002 Well...I laughed during the promo when HHH was talking about how HBK couldn't satisfy his wife and he wouldn't be able to hold his kid and stuff. Look at HBK, it looks like he fell asleep. The funny thing is, they did a freakin full screen shot of HBK for a few minutes and it looked like he just went to night night land. Funny stuff. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest jester Report post Posted August 7, 2002 I always found Owen's Blue Blazer promo from the 1st Smackdown funny for the simple fact that you can see Faarooq walking in the background. Don't know why. Also, from last night's Raw... Shawn Michaels: IT WAS YOU, HUNTER! I busted out laughing when he said that. I dunno if it was the look on his face or what, but it had my dying. J'ACCUSE, HUNTER! Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest saturnmark4life Report post Posted August 8, 2002 i was watching a jumping bomb angels match last night and either Lord Alfred or Sean Mooney said 'whoa she got hit by her own man there.' Just sounded so dumb. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest prez Report post Posted August 9, 2002 From Raw the day after Backlash 2K: Tazz: "Chris Benoit - you come out here, week in and week out, with that same puss on your face, like the world owes you something. Well, I'll tell you what, I'ma turn that frown upside down, punk - so you just keep that bad mood because THE MOOD IS ABOUT TO CHANGE!" (Thanks CRZ) and after HHH ran in one the Austin/Angle title match: JR (paraphrased): DAMN IT! THE GAME HAS SCREWED STONE COLD OUT OF THE WWF BY GOD TITLE! THE SONOFABITCH HIT HIM WITH A STEEL PIPE! AUSTIN HAS BEEN ROBBED OF HIS DREAM! THE DREAM IS OVER!! DAMN YOU TRIPLE H!! DAMN YOUR SOUL!! Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest cabbageboy Report post Posted August 9, 2002 I too noticed that Michaels seemed to almost fall asleep there on HHH! God that was so funny, I was rolling. My favorite Michaels moment is the intense staredown with Austin before WM 14. He looked at Austin and I swear I thought he was about to fall asleep. Anyone remember it? Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest kingkamala Report post Posted August 22, 2002 *bump* Don't let this thread go (During a 1999 Nitro during the time David Flair had the US title, he's defending it against Eric Watts and Eric Bischoff is doing guest commentary) Tony: Well David Flair's been out matched in most of his matches thus far... Eric Bischoff: No...he sucks actually Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest HartFan86 Report post Posted August 24, 2002 I too noticed that Michaels seemed to almost fall asleep there on HHH! God that was so funny, I was rolling. My favorite Michaels moment is the intense staredown with Austin before WM 14. He looked at Austin and I swear I thought he was about to fall asleep. Anyone remember it? That would be the original "HBK falls aslee" promo. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest Redhawk Report post Posted August 25, 2002 Vince's little promo on the Brothers of Destruction: "As far as I'm concerned, it's like dealing with the handicapped. One's physical and the other is mental." Now just think about that for a second. What does it even mean? The more I think about it the less it makes sense. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest The Hollywood Fashion Plate Report post Posted August 26, 2002 Redhawk Posted on Aug 25 2002, 04:41 AM -------------------------------------------------------------------------------- Vince's little promo on the Brothers of Destruction: "As far as I'm concerned, it's like dealing with the handicapped. One's physical and the other is mental." Now just think about that for a second. What does it even mean? The more I think about it the less it makes sense. Well, Kane's physically handicapped (face) and Taker's mentally handicapped (cause he's a dumbass), at least according to Vince. Does it make sense now? Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest Redhawk Report post Posted August 26, 2002 I get THAT, but for Vince to say "It's like dealing with the handicapped," when he's saying they ARE handicapped, it just made it more complicated than necessary. Sometimes Vince trips over himself trying to sound too clever. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest WrestlingDeacon Report post Posted August 27, 2002 From the first King of the Ring, Razor Ramon and Mr. Perfect were working the WWF hotline in the back and Razor took a call from some kid on whether the 1-2-3 Kid would except his montary offer for a rematch. Perfect leaned over and made some crack on Ramon, which provoked him to the tell the kid, "For the kind of money I'm offering I could have Mr. Perfect's mother dancing naked on this table." Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest phoenixrising Report post Posted August 27, 2002 Last week's Smackdown... Brock Lesnar is in the ring, Rock gets jumped from behind by Benoit and Guerrero...Brock is laughing and pointing at the Rock. Michael Cole then breaks off this classic line... "BROCK LESNAR IS TAUNTING THE ROCK WITH SMILES AND LAUGHTER!" Funniest line ever. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest HartFan86 Report post Posted August 27, 2002 From the first King of the Ring, Razor Ramon and Mr. Perfect were working the WWF hotline in the back and Razor took a call from some kid on whether the 1-2-3 Kid would except his montary offer for a rematch. Perfect leaned over and made some crack on Ramon, which provoked him to the tell the kid, "For the kind of money I'm offering I could have Mr. Perfect's mother dancing naked on this table." LOL. I remember that. Great stuff. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest eiker_ir Report post Posted August 27, 2002 this is one of my favorite threads ever! Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest kingkamala Report post Posted August 27, 2002 Does anyone remember the Goldberg promo that was a hyping there match at Halloween Havoc 99 that was laced with unintentional homoerotic comments by Goldberg Goldberg: You come out from the back, and you show me, Sid, one-on-one who the man is Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest Jayson_Hart Report post Posted August 27, 2002 I can't remember who was wrestling but in either 1998-99 HHH was doing commentary with JR...it went something like this JR: "HHH are you Bi-lingual?" HHH: "JR, Im "Bi" alot of things but lingual is not one of them" (long pause) HHH: "Did I just say that?" Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest dreamer420 Report post Posted August 28, 2002 that was at king of the ring 1998. hhh was just trying to be funny I think. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest Bricks Report post Posted August 28, 2002 Just looking at my WWF The Music Volume 3 CD booklet and noticed these quotes about the wrestler's theme music. I doubt they're really from the wrestlers themselves, but who cares. "The only thing better than a freak is a dancin' freak, and boy, do I love to get my groove on to this" - Kurrgan "Ahhh...there's nothing like a little music to soothe the savage beast within me. When this gets into your veins, you can't help but fall under its spell. Why, it's almost a sin to enjoy something this inhuman!" - Gangrel "..." - Edge "This music helps me get in the zone, and when I'm there, there isn't anyone who's going to stop me! Before I fight someone, this helps me knuckle up! Once the music starts and I'm walking to the ring, no one can maych my intensity level" - Ken Shamrock Through the use of his voice transmitter: "Listen to the music...and feel my pain!" - Kane "Gentlemen, this is your chance to get the BOMB dropped on you! There's just something about the crack of the whip that gets my adrenaline pumping. And if these other so-called ladies of the Federation have anything to say about my music, then they can bring it" - Sable Wow, so if someone made fun of Sable's music we could've had a feud started with something just as lame as coffee spillings and shampoo. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest OctoberBlood Report post Posted August 28, 2002 "Gentlemen, this is your chance to get the BOMB dropped on you! There's just something about the crack of the whip that gets my adrenaline pumping. And if these other so-called ladies of the Federation have anything to say about my music, then they can bring it" - Sable Wow, so if someone made fun of Sable's music we could've had a feud started with something just as lame as coffee spillings and shampoo. How sad is that? But yet, totally true. Haha, good one. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest dreamer420 Report post Posted August 28, 2002 how about sable and jacqueline back and forth argument leading to the fully loaded 98 bikini contest? SKANK! HO! Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest Redhawk Report post Posted August 29, 2002 "Don't just blow it, show it. 'Cause my bikini will be fully loaded, and ready to drop the bomb on you!" -- Sable "I would say you should get liposuction, but you don't want the surgeon to let the err out the wrong place." -- Jackie Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest Jericholic82 Report post Posted September 6, 2002 WWA REVOLUTION PPV: Jeremy Borash: " And the following 3 way dance is for the cruiserweight match....uh I mean title" Man did he blow all his lines that night He also called Devon Storm "Chris" (his real name) and Madden responded with "Kayfabe" (That was the line of the night) and Poor Bret- Bret Hart: "As the Commisoner I am going to make sure we have a lot of young talent back in the locker room, such as Scotty Steiner..." Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest GeneMean Report post Posted September 6, 2002 Not an exact quote but damn do I wish I had a tape of this Nitro. Scott Steiner: Here we are tonight in the show-me state of Kansas City. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest dreamer420 Report post Posted September 6, 2002 The Road Dogg once screwed up his little spiel and said the wrong name of the town he was in. It was either Detroit or Cleveland I think and I'm pretty sure it was on a Smackdown. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest bob_barron Report post Posted September 6, 2002 Road Dogg came out talking about Detroit Rock City and all that... Problem was- they were in Cleveland. I believe the spiel and the 'You're in Cleveland' chant were edited out Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest dreamer420 Report post Posted September 6, 2002 haha now I remember. He must have been ripped when he made that comment. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest Redhawk Report post Posted September 6, 2002 Last night, when Rikishi hit a sit-out spinebuster on Eddy Guerrero, someone...drumroll...oh yeah, MICHAEL COLE, shouted, "SIT-OUT POWERBOMB!" Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
