Guest Mystery Eskimo Report post Posted March 30, 2002 Cool thread. someone could write a book with all these. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest AlwaysPissedOff Report post Posted March 30, 2002 Ha, I love when Bobby rips on poor old Stu... The Bruin comment about Helen had me in tears when I first watched it. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest bob_barron Report post Posted March 30, 2002 I was listening to Brain on WOL and he was hilarious Brain: I used to go out with Mae Young...when she had teeth. I remember Mongo once saying that Hogan was a great technical wrestler. Mongo also once said to Bulldog- Don’t stand there drinking coffee when a man’s talking to you! Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest Report post Posted March 30, 2002 I'm watchin my tape of the 97 Rumble, and I kind of like the chant Ahmed Johnson had started during his feud with Faarooq. "You're, Goin', Down! You're, Goin' Down!" They still use that one even today, I hear it's going to replace the "Asshole" chant Vince gets now. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest TheDames7 Report post Posted March 30, 2002 Sorry, man, but you're wrong. I finally remembered and it was either Bash at the Beach 97 or GAB 97 and it was a 4 way match between Harlem Heat and Giant/Luger and the winner of the pinfall faced Hogan for the WCW Title at some point in time. BUT, I may be wrong on what PPV it was because I think Luger won the match and faced Hogan at Road Wild 97. Hey, like I said, I was guessing. At Road Wild 97....Luger came in as champ as he beat Hogan for the title on the Nitro before.....I distinctly remember that. Hogan got it back at Road Wild of course. He won the title there 2 years in a row.....and spray painted it at the same event 2 years in a row... Dames - Can't Keep a job for 2 years in a row. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest treble charged Report post Posted March 30, 2002 New Blood Rising - ROTC Match This match is great for bad commentary and memorable quotes. Here's one: (Major Gunns kicks Miss Hancock in the stomach) Tony: She kicked her right in the diaphragm. Scott: What? Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest Kinetic Report post Posted March 30, 2002 Bob Holly: "C'mere Dracula, you fat bastard!" That may have been the one time during the entire super-heavyweight thing that Holly ever utilized the scale. Crash and him were weighing the Hardyz and Gangrel, if I'm not mistaken. In addition to calling Gangrel a fat bastard, he also referred to Jeff Hardy as "Karen Carpenter." Man...Hardcore Holly was so cool. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest Report post Posted March 30, 2002 Cole: "Bossman's power is in his strength." Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest Nobody in Particular Report post Posted March 30, 2002 "Booker T and Shane-o-Mac: The punk-ass sucka and the silver-spoon muthafucka!" -The Rock. Gotta love the F-bombs. And no collection of bad quotes is complete without "This is the greatest moment in the history of our great sport" Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest HartFan86 Report post Posted March 30, 2002 Sorry, man, but you're wrong. I finally remembered and it was either Bash at the Beach 97 or GAB 97 and it was a 4 way match between Harlem Heat and Giant/Luger and the winner of the pinfall faced Hogan for the WCW Title at some point in time. BUT, I may be wrong on what PPV it was because I think Luger won the match and faced Hogan at Road Wild 97. Hey, like I said, I was guessing. At Road Wild 97....Luger came in as champ as he beat Hogan for the title on the Nitro before.....I distinctly remember that. Hogan got it back at Road Wild of course. He won the title there 2 years in a row.....and spray painted it at the same event 2 years in a row... Dames - Can't Keep a job for 2 years in a row. I think you guys are talking about Spring Stampede 97. I think it was Luger vs. Giant vs. Stevie Ray vs. Booker, the winner faced Hogan. I may be wrong. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest Report post Posted March 30, 2002 Hi Guys, A few quotes for you: "Trust me it'll be a kayfabe deal all the way." "Mean" Gene to a member of the public, Slammy Awards, 1987 Roddy Piper: "They didn't know what to make of him at first but I think he's won the heart of hartford." Gorilla Monsoon: "He certainly has." On the Gobbly Gooker (and you can here the boo's), WWF Survivor Series 1990 "You call this the land of milk and honey. Well down here it stinks funny!" Ludvig Borga, WWF Superstars, 1993 Tony: "It's Zodiac isn't Brain?" Bobby: "Yes." Tony: "No." Bobby:"Wadda ya mean no? Yes!" Tony: "Yes, I just thought I'd throw that at ya." Bobby: "Throw it out with the rest of the garbage." WCW, 1995 "Come on Motherfucker!" Brian Pillman to Steve Austin, Monday Night Raw, October 1996 "The reiging United States heavyweight champion Bret "Hitman" Clark." Michael Buffer, WCW Monday Nitro "Has your wife still got the belt?" Hawk to Jim Ross, Raw Is War, 1998 "Off the ropes with a flying leg kick!" Heroes Of Wrestling, 1999 "You wanna play 21, I got 22. You wanna play blackjack, I got two of those too." Jake Roberts, Heroes Of Wrestling, 1999 "Mean" Gene (to Mark Madden): "...so you can blow it out your ass!" Mike Tenay: "Yes he can." Tony: "Yes sir." Stevie Ray: "Yes he could, but we'd all be in trouble if he did." Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest Pidgerii-4q2 Report post Posted March 31, 2002 I only saw this on a Rock mark video, but back when he was a heel he was cutting a promo on Kane and I can't recall the exact quote. "Look at this guy! Put his brains in a parakeet and ZING it flies backwards." Or Jim Ross in recent months - "The one big horn of The Rock!" Which was actually a reference to his right arm. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest Report post Posted March 31, 2002 The HHH thing from KOTR '98 was like this, I think: JR: You're not bilingual? HHH: There's a lot of bi-things I am, but lingual isn't one of them. *Pause* HHH: Oh wait, was I supposed to say that out loud? JR: Be that as it may, we're live. Wait, it's not entirely correct. Damnit, I'm gonna go watch the tape. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest alexcc79 Report post Posted March 31, 2002 Wasn't there a Bash at the Beach where, by virtue of fans behind him, Tony got high? Didn't he say some crazy shit that night? Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest Chief Slappaho Report post Posted March 31, 2002 "Booker T and Shane - The punk-ass sucka, and the silver spoon mother f*cka" -The Rock Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest Kinetic Report post Posted March 31, 2002 What was Rock's line where he implied that Shane and Booker were gay lovers? I remember that being hilariously unfunny. Just about any instance wherein a wrestler says he wants a piece of another wrestler's ass. I know what they mean, but I also know what it sounds like. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest scratch Report post Posted April 1, 2002 "Hulk Hogan, we comin' after you, nigga!" - Booker T I've been dying over here since I read that. When did Booker say that? lol. I have the tape where Booker says it. It's Spring Stampede 97. I liked the quote by Lance Storm- "No one loves a party more than me" Scratch Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest Luke Argyle Report post Posted April 1, 2002 I can't believe no one has mentioned this yet... "Where to, Stephanie?" - Undertaker driving limo Holy shit, that was priceless Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest BookerTman Report post Posted April 1, 2002 Oh man, you had to hear the Barbarian. I doubt he even knew how to speak English. I was in hysterics the first time I heard him on WCW Thunder. "How you say...I will eat your lunch!" I think that's what he said. "I take three...pay you later!" Barbarian to Amway Chavo. I think ddtdigest.com has clips of him saying these. Barbarian...now there's a guy who should've had a t-shirt. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest Report post Posted April 1, 2002 My favourite quote EVER was from Mark Madden, this was a Nitro from Melbourne,Australia when WCW was touring there... Kevin Nash is walking to the ring to face Sting, he is followed by the Natural Born Thrillers... Madden:"Here comes the Coach, with his NBT's, he's gonna show 'em how its done, he's ready to pass the torch!" Stevie Ray: "What torch are you talkin' about Madden?" Madden: "The torch you held for about 3 seconds." LOL I laughed uncontrollably when i heard that one! WCW was full of really great quotes... Tony Schiavone: "Madusa is a thinking woman's wrestler" (Starrcade 1999) Bobby Heenan: "Look at the hair on Meng, it looks like he swallowed a hand grenade..."(Nitro 1999) Scott Steiner: "What the hell is a huracanrana? That's a Frankensteiner!" On a pay per-view in 1999 - Bobby Heenan: "Wow, doesn't Ric Flair look amazing, he is in the best shape of his career.." To that brain-dead remark, Tony replied... Tony: "I dont think there is any question about that Brain.." Also when Tank was dancing in his 3-Count Gimmick... Tony - "Tank Abbot can dance, i don't think there is any question about that..." Great work there Tony! Stevie Ray: "Here comes Team Canada..and im about to throw up!" You were great too, Stevie! Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest Report post Posted April 1, 2002 Sorry, man, but you're wrong. I finally remembered and it was either Bash at the Beach 97 or GAB 97 and it was a 4 way match between Harlem Heat and Giant/Luger and the winner of the pinfall faced Hogan for the WCW Title at some point in time. BUT, I may be wrong on what PPV it was because I think Luger won the match and faced Hogan at Road Wild 97. Hey, like I said, I was guessing. At Road Wild 97....Luger came in as champ as he beat Hogan for the title on the Nitro before.....I distinctly remember that. Hogan got it back at Road Wild of course. He won the title there 2 years in a row.....and spray painted it at the same event 2 years in a row... Dames - Can't Keep a job for 2 years in a row. Ahhh Dames...Hogan DID win the WCW World Title at Road Wild 1997, although at 1998 Road Wild, Hogan took part in a tag match pitting Hogan & EZE against DDP & Jay Leno..plus, Goldberg was the champion at that time, and took part in a nWo v.s nWo v.s Goldberg Battle Royal... Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest treble charged Report post Posted April 1, 2002 Ahhh Dames...Hogan DID win the WCW World Title at Road Wild 1997, although at 1998 Road Wild, Hogan took part in a tag match pitting Hogan & EZE against DDP & Jay Leno..plus, Goldberg was the champion at that time, and took part in a nWo v.s nWo v.s Goldberg Battle Royal... I think Dames was talking about Hog Wild '96. Sure, it did have a different name, but it was still the same event from the same venue, and it ended with Hogan spray painting the WCW belt after beating the Giant for it. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest TheDames7 Report post Posted April 1, 2002 Yeah, thats right. Hogan won the title from the Giant at Hog Wild '96 and spray painted the belt. Hogan won the title from Luger the next year at Road Wild '97 and spray painted the belt. The next year....Hogan got his ass whipped by Jay Leno. Dames - Hogan's Ass Kicker Since Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest masked marvel Report post Posted April 1, 2002 I remember X-pac pulling out the line "Your ass is grass cause im gonna smoke it" during his electrifying fued with Kane. ANd then he like danced around the ring for 2 min while the crowd was deathly silent. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest eiker_ir Report post Posted April 1, 2002 i just watched RR 2000, and before the IC match, Chyna & Jericho are discussing over the belt, so Dave Hebner come in and takes the belt away and Jericho says...... "Hearl come on!......Dave!" Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest TheHulkster Report post Posted April 1, 2002 " Remember Jerry, when we were in Memphis and you hit me with the piledriver and i didn't sell it?" The drunk Hawk angle had a bunch of em. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest JAMES900 Report post Posted April 1, 2002 Bulldog: Who's going to win the rumble Crowd: Austin! Bulldog: Thats right I am blah blah blah becasue i am bizzare! Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest thebear Report post Posted April 1, 2002 ECW's Heatwave 98 has a good one... after Bam Bam Bigelow taps out to taz on the ramp, shane douglas loses it... Douglas: His Eyes, His Hands Were Reaching FOR THE ROPES!!! FINNIGAN YOU PIECE OF CRAP (Throws Monitor down towards crowd) then says the worst thing in history... Douglas: FIXXXXXXX... FIXXXXXXXX yes, he said that the finish to a wrestling match was fixed Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest thebear Report post Posted April 1, 2002 Jake Roberts: "When The Snake Comes Out, Then the DDT comes... ddT, ddt ddt... (One fan in background: DDT... DDT... ) (nobody else is chanting, so he stops) oh, and... (During the drunk announcing incident) Hawk: Remember Jerry in 86, down at the mid south colloseum, when you told me to no-sell the piledriver, and I did, it was great man... Jerry: NO HAWK!! Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest Report post Posted April 1, 2002 The night Bret Hart beat Ric Flair for his first WWF World Championship in Saskatoon, Canada on October 12, 1992. Gorilla & Lord Alfred Hayes are doing commentary while Bret makes his way to the ring. Gorilla: Here comes the home town boy of Saskatoon, Canada. Bret "The Hitman" Hart. Alfred Hayes: Stu Hart is his father, Bret was born and bread in Calgary. Gorilla: Nope, Bret was born and Bread here in Saskatoon. Lord Alfred Hayes just shuts up at that point. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
