Guest TheDames7 Posted May 20, 2002 Report Posted May 20, 2002 Cole last night at JD2k2: "The Hell in the Cell. Impossible to get out!" Dames
Guest thefrenchargel Posted May 21, 2002 Report Posted May 21, 2002 during the new blood/millionaire's club feud in latter-day WCW, flair was shown yelling in a hallway into an open door presumably to Lex Luger, only you never saw luger, and Flair concluded with yelling out, "WHOO! PACKAGE!" it was priceless.
Guest Flyboy Posted May 21, 2002 Report Posted May 21, 2002 "I'm going... bye." -- A depressed Kevin Nash after he was "suspended".
Guest Muzz Posted May 21, 2002 Report Posted May 21, 2002 "It's called hulking up." Jim Ross, Judgement Day 2k2.
Guest papacita Posted May 21, 2002 Report Posted May 21, 2002 ECW TV in June 97 Styles: Up next...the battle for the beer! It's the Sandman going one on one with Balls Mahoney! Rick F'n Rude!: That's right! Will the Sandman win the match...or will he lick balls?!! RUDE WAS THE FUCKING MAN!!!!!!!!!!!
Guest Posted May 21, 2002 Report Posted May 21, 2002 "They're in a ring." Michael Cole on the last Smackdown... i know he's doing play by play, but come on...
Guest Posted May 21, 2002 Report Posted May 21, 2002 Its not a quote but didn't the Undertaker look like he forgot what he was suppost to say when he went to Flair on Raw that was priceless
Guest Redhawk Posted May 21, 2002 Report Posted May 21, 2002 Its not a quote but didn't the Undertaker look like he forgot what he was suppost to say when he went to Flair on Raw that was priceless Flair: "Okay, you got your match. You versus RVD for the title." Taker: "......." Flair: "You're the champion." Taker: "For the title?" Flair: "For the title." Taker: "DAMN! I ...you...but...DAMN!"
Guest Redhawk Posted May 21, 2002 Report Posted May 21, 2002 Chyna had a very funny line a while ago, when she was calling down The Radicals to the ring during the "Latino Heat" period "He is your lightlightlightLIGHT heavyweight champion. Mr. Personality, Mr. Charisma ... ladies and gentleman, stay awake for (total deadpan) Dean Malenko."
Guest dreamer420 Posted May 21, 2002 Report Posted May 21, 2002 Its not a quote but didn't the Undertaker look like he forgot what he was suppost to say when he went to Flair on Raw that was priceless Flair: "Okay, you got your match. You versus RVD for the title." Taker: "......." Flair: "You're the champion." Taker: "For the title?" Flair: "For the title." Taker: "DAMN! I ...you...but...DAMN!" Are you sure that wasn't intentional. It seemed to me like Taker just wanted a non title match and Flair decided to make it a title match instead.
Guest papacita Posted May 22, 2002 Report Posted May 22, 2002 I dunno, that looked intentional to me. And that was a great line by Chyna. Isn't she wonderful?
Guest MarvinisaLunatic Posted May 22, 2002 Report Posted May 22, 2002 Anyone know of any soundboards with wrestler quotes that I can download. I have Ric flair, and I want more..
Guest Flyboy Posted May 24, 2002 Report Posted May 24, 2002 All of this WM6... both Hogan's and UW's promos... "Gene: Hulk Hogan, the greatest World Wrestling Federation Champion of all time…Here we are at WrestleMania 6, the waiting is over, here comes the Ultimate Challenge. Hogan: You know something, Mean Gene…you don't have to remind me and my Hulkamaniacs that at Skydome, we're gonna face the Ultimate Challenge brother. When we crossed the border from the United States of America to Canada, I was hovering over Sky Dome, brother. I saw what was beneath me, man. I saw the greatest arena of all time, where the Ultimate Challenge will take place. And as we landed, brother, nothing but stark-raving Hulkamaniacs were there to great me at the airport. Nothing but positive vibes, man! Hulkamania is running wild like it never ran before! But The Ultimate Warrior, you must realize that when you step into Skydome, when you feel the energy that's gonna run wild throughout the arena, those are my people, that's my energy, brother! And Ultimate Warrior, THIS is where the power lies man, in the power of the Hulkster, the largest arms in the world! And once I get you down on your knees Ultimate Warrior, I'm gonna ask you one question, brother. I'm gonna ask you "Do you want to live forever?" And if your answer is yes, Ultimate Warrior, then breathe your last breath into my body. I can save you! My Hulkamaniacs can save you! We can turn the darkness that you live in into the light! We can save all your little Warriors with the training, the prayers, and the vitamins! But I've got to prove one thing to all my Hulkamaniacs out there: It's not whether you win or whether you lose…the only thing that matters is what kind of winner you are, or what kind of loser you are. And Ultimate Warrior, I sure hope you're a good loser, brother. Whatchu gonna do, in Skydome, when the largest arms in the world and Hulkamania destroys you! Gene: All right, the time is now. Hulkster, thank you. Standing by, Sean Mooney. Mooney: Thank you Mean Gene, I'm with the reigning Intercontinental Champion Ultimate… Warrior: YOU ARE NOTHING BUT A NORMAL! You don't deserve to breathe the same air that I and Hulk Hogan do! Hulk Hogan, I must ask you now, as you asked me: Do YOU, Hulk Hogan, want your ideas, your beliefs, to live forever? For Hulk Hogan, in this normal world, physically, none of us can live forever. But the place you have taken the Hulkamaniacs, the ideas and the beliefs that you have given them, can live through me, Hulk Hogan. That is why I breathe, that is why the Warriors have come! Hulk Hogan, there are ones that question where you are taking them. Do you no longer want to walk or step into that darkness? Hulk Hogan, the darkness I speak of is nothing to fear. It is about the beliefs of accepting any and all challenges at the cost of losing everything, Hulk Hogan. You have lived, Hulk Hogan, for the last 5 WrestleMania's for this one belief. Now, Hulk Hogan, I come to take what you believe in further than you ever could! I come, Hulk Hogan, NOT to destroy the Hulkamaniacs and Hulkamania. I come, Hulk Hogan, to bring the Warriors and Hulkamaniacs together as one. As we, Hulk Hogan, accept all of the challenges with all the strengths of the Warriors and the Hulkamaniacs together. Hulk Hogan, the colors of the Hulkamaniacs are coming through the pores of my skin. And Hulk Hogan, when we meet Hulk Hogan, I will look at you, and you will realize then, that I have come to do NO ONE no harm! But only Hulk Hogan, to take what we believe in, to places it never has beeeeeeeeen!" I don't know what that was any of it... but it was funny as hell. Props goes to Chris Waters for typing it and sending it to me.
Guest Flyboy Posted May 24, 2002 Report Posted May 24, 2002 Its not a quote but didn't the Undertaker look like he forgot what he was suppost to say when he went to Flair on Raw that was priceless Flair: "Okay, you got your match. You versus RVD for the title." Taker: "......." Flair: "You're the champion." Taker: "For the title?" Flair: "For the title." Taker: "DAMN! I ...you...but...DAMN!" Are you sure that wasn't intentional. It seemed to me like Taker just wanted a non title match and Flair decided to make it a title match instead. I also thought it was intentional for the same reasons.
Guest Posted May 24, 2002 Report Posted May 24, 2002 Did anyone else pick up on Tazz's little comment about Christian's entrance, saying he "Loved the Golden Showers?"
Guest Posted May 24, 2002 Report Posted May 24, 2002 I can't believe no one brought up a few weeks ago on RAW when Bradshaw was talking about oxymoron's he actually said "an oxymoron is like military intelligence, an oxymoron would be like a celibate priest..." My mouth just dropped on that one.
Guest saturnmark4life Posted May 24, 2002 Report Posted May 24, 2002 whether the taker one was intentional or not that transcript is fucking funny.
Guest What?! Posted May 24, 2002 Report Posted May 24, 2002 I can't believe no one brought up a few weeks ago on RAW when Bradshaw was talking about oxymoron's he actually said "an oxymoron is like military intelligence, an oxymoron would be like a celibate priest..." My mouth just dropped on that one. I don't think anyone mentioned it because everyone grabbed the remote when they saw Bradshaw giving a promo.
Guest papacita Posted May 24, 2002 Report Posted May 24, 2002 All of this WM6... both Hogan's and UW's promos... "Gene: Hulk Hogan, the greatest World Wrestling Federation Champion of all time…Here we are at WrestleMania 6, the waiting is over, here comes the Ultimate Challenge. Hogan: You know something, Mean Gene…you don't have to remind me and my Hulkamaniacs that at Skydome, we're gonna face the Ultimate Challenge brother. When we crossed the border from the United States of America to Canada, I was hovering over Sky Dome, brother. I saw what was beneath me, man. I saw the greatest arena of all time, where the Ultimate Challenge will take place. And as we landed, brother, nothing but stark-raving Hulkamaniacs were there to great me at the airport. Nothing but positive vibes, man! Hulkamania is running wild like it never ran before! But The Ultimate Warrior, you must realize that when you step into Skydome, when you feel the energy that's gonna run wild throughout the arena, those are my people, that's my energy, brother! And Ultimate Warrior, THIS is where the power lies man, in the power of the Hulkster, the largest arms in the world! And once I get you down on your knees Ultimate Warrior, I'm gonna ask you one question, brother. I'm gonna ask you "Do you want to live forever?" And if your answer is yes, Ultimate Warrior, then breathe your last breath into my body. I can save you! My Hulkamaniacs can save you! We can turn the darkness that you live in into the light! We can save all your little Warriors with the training, the prayers, and the vitamins! But I've got to prove one thing to all my Hulkamaniacs out there: It's not whether you win or whether you lose…the only thing that matters is what kind of winner you are, or what kind of loser you are. And Ultimate Warrior, I sure hope you're a good loser, brother. Whatchu gonna do, in Skydome, when the largest arms in the world and Hulkamania destroys you! Gene: All right, the time is now. Hulkster, thank you. Standing by, Sean Mooney. Mooney: Thank you Mean Gene, I'm with the reigning Intercontinental Champion Ultimate… Warrior: YOU ARE NOTHING BUT A NORMAL! You don't deserve to breathe the same air that I and Hulk Hogan do! Hulk Hogan, I must ask you now, as you asked me: Do YOU, Hulk Hogan, want your ideas, your beliefs, to live forever? For Hulk Hogan, in this normal world, physically, none of us can live forever. But the place you have taken the Hulkamaniacs, the ideas and the beliefs that you have given them, can live through me, Hulk Hogan. That is why I breathe, that is why the Warriors have come! Hulk Hogan, there are ones that question where you are taking them. Do you no longer want to walk or step into that darkness? Hulk Hogan, the darkness I speak of is nothing to fear. It is about the beliefs of accepting any and all challenges at the cost of losing everything, Hulk Hogan. You have lived, Hulk Hogan, for the last 5 WrestleMania's for this one belief. Now, Hulk Hogan, I come to take what you believe in further than you ever could! I come, Hulk Hogan, NOT to destroy the Hulkamaniacs and Hulkamania. I come, Hulk Hogan, to bring the Warriors and Hulkamaniacs together as one. As we, Hulk Hogan, accept all of the challenges with all the strengths of the Warriors and the Hulkamaniacs together. Hulk Hogan, the colors of the Hulkamaniacs are coming through the pores of my skin. And Hulk Hogan, when we meet Hulk Hogan, I will look at you, and you will realize then, that I have come to do NO ONE no harm! But only Hulk Hogan, to take what we believe in, to places it never has beeeeeeeeen!" I don't know what that was any of it... but it was funny as hell. Props goes to Chris Waters for typing it and sending it to me. Just to be an ass, Warrior also told Mooney SILENCE!!!!!!!!!!!
Guest Redhawk Posted May 24, 2002 Report Posted May 24, 2002 Does anyone have any of those Ultimate Warrior promos transcribed from his WCW run in '98? I'll go check CRZ's site for one. THOSE were off the wall for real.
Guest Redhawk Posted May 24, 2002 Report Posted May 24, 2002 From Nitro -- August 24, 1998 Ultimate Warrior: "Talk to me, WARRIORS! Last week, after years of absence in a sporadic career, I stood face-to-face with the man, I at one time looked up on as my mentor. It's common knowledge that if you want to excel in any field, you study the masters, emulate the champions, model the virtues of the pre-eminent individuals in that particular field. You Hogan, were the model of champion - the master of everything that I tried to emulate. Yet last week, when I looked through your eyes into your soul, I saw little or none of the virtues that I remember or anybody here remembers. And if there are any, they lay shrouded beneath layers of deceit and infamy. Frankly Hogan, how your present condition manifested itself isn't the material that needs to be analysed and brought to closure on the world's #1 wrestling program. Bottom line is, you sold out to mediocrity, and when that became difficult, you sold out to mindless self-pity. You traded being one in a million for becoming one of the million. I hear you! Patience, warriors, patience is a great virtue. You, Hogan, miscalculated. For you never assumed someone would come forward that knew the difference between a rebellion and a revolution, and that, Hogan, will become your gravest mistake. For tonight, Hogan, everything that you revere is now, from this moment forth, threatened. Tonight, Hogan, your entire world is going to turn completely upside down. For tonight...for tonight, Hogan, I launch ... unleash, the power of the Warriors. I let loose, the OWN revolution: the One Warrior Nation revolution. A hero - a one-time hero, with an unlimited, yet undisciplined mind is a dangerous thing. I intend - the Warriors intend - to eradicate that danger. You, Hogan, will be destroyed. I intend - I intend to show the world that a revolution is built on better ideas, not beligerent idiocy! I intend to show the world a revolution is based on magnificence, not malfeasance! I intend to show that a revolution is based on courage, not cowardness. And that, Hogan, is all that you need to know. Next week, Hogan, the revolution continues. Same Warrior time, same Warrior place, same Warrior channel."
Guest dreamer420 Posted May 24, 2002 Report Posted May 24, 2002 That was a beauty of a quote. I'm surprised he could remember and clearly speak all those big words.
Guest Posted May 26, 2002 Report Posted May 26, 2002 I loved the arguements Heyman and Jim Ross used to have during the Invasion. Heyman would make a good point, one that good ol Jimbo just couldn't argue and what would the master debator respond with? "Oh kiss my ass!" Brilliant. Just f'n brilliant.
Guest treble charged Posted May 26, 2002 Report Posted May 26, 2002 The first ever Velocity show, during the B&P match. Right after Stacy ripped of Trish's shirt, Michael Cole says, "Stacy, ripping of Trish's pants!" Only Michael Cole wouldn't know the difference between a shirt and a pair of pants.
Guest the 1inch punch Posted May 26, 2002 Report Posted May 26, 2002 I loved the arguements Heyman and Jim Ross used to have during the Invasion. Heyman would make a good point, one that good ol Jimbo just couldn't argue and what would the master debator respond with? "Oh kiss my ass!" . Watch Survivor Series, its obvious they despise each other, and spend the whole night taking potshots at each other, Jr gets the best in, one about, if he's gonna be watching raw tomorrow, he'll be at home, not in his Moma's basement, and if he was announcing ,Jim Cornette could replace Heymen
Guest Posted May 26, 2002 Report Posted May 26, 2002 After Flair wins the Rumble in '92, he's having his post match interview with Mene Gene. At some point, Okerland points at something off camera and says "Put that ciggarette out", for no apparent reason. I guess that was for the kids http://www.americasguest.cjb.net
Guest dreamer420 Posted May 27, 2002 Report Posted May 27, 2002 JR also had a lot of Bingo Hall and Kool Aid jokes when Heyman was at ringside during the Invasion. I wonder if JR hated Heyman because Heyman didn't refer to every wrestler as a ravaged animal while in the ring and actually spoke about wrestling. Enough animals!!!
Guest Posted May 27, 2002 Report Posted May 27, 2002 "Hogan outsmarted himself!" -Jesse Ventura. After Hogan tried to ram Savage into the post, but Savage reversed it.
Guest Human Fly Posted May 27, 2002 Report Posted May 27, 2002 Xmas '99. After Tori had to spend Xmas with X-Pac (no pun intended) she went back to Kane and told him what a gentleman X-Pac was. Well later that match the King was talking about what a gentleman was while he was chasing Terri around the ring chopping his crotch at her. Then X-Pac kicked out of a pin attempt at 2 7/8 and the King's quote was "What a gentleman!". I miss it when King didn't talk about puppies for the whole show.
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