Guest AlwaysPissedOff Posted June 10, 2002 Report Posted June 10, 2002 My all time favorite bad quote from a wrestler is from the legendary Tank Abbott, who was given a staggering amount of time on Thunder to deliver a promo calling out Nash. "I want someone big... and sexy!" Classic. He also tried to egg on the crowd by calling them a "dumb idiot." My friend and I still contend to this day that a shirt with Tank looking confused on the front and "Ya dumb idiot" in the back would have sold millions. Another funny thing about this promo was that at some arbitrary point, he decided to attack a kind in the audience, who turned out to be Tony's son. How did the tike escape such a hardened shoot fighter? He threw water at him. Tank looked pertrified. It was so bizarre that I'll never forget it. GREATEST. IDEA. EVER. I swear, I can literally SEE a Tank Abbott shirt looking exactly like that. Spooky, I tell ya...
Guest thefrenchargel Posted June 10, 2002 Report Posted June 10, 2002 Tazz/Dusty/Pettengill would be worse.
Guest Redhawk Posted June 10, 2002 Report Posted June 10, 2002 I think the Cole-Dusty-Stevie booth would still be the worst. You've got Cole on play-by-play, rooting for the faces as usual. Dusty would be the babyface color guy, and Stevie the heel color guy. I mean, between Dusty and Stevie there'd be so many "What the FUCK did he just say?" moments, we could keep this thread going forever. And then Cole wouldn't have someone as smart as Lawler to reign him in when he's making a fool out of himself. I can only think of one booth that MIGHT be worse: Vince McMahon on play-by-play, with Mongo McMichael and Tajiri on color.
Guest thefrenchargel Posted June 10, 2002 Report Posted June 10, 2002 god, Mongo was a horrible announcer.
Guest Posted June 10, 2002 Report Posted June 10, 2002 If I could pick the 3 worst announcers ever to team up, it would have to be Cole for pure stupidity, Schiavone for pure inaccuracy and blindness, and Dusty for pure unintelligable speech. However, not far behind is Randy Savage. One of my all time favorite wrestlers, but god he sucked doing commentary. He always said REALLY stupid shit, like, "Don't count your chickens before they hatch! (long pause as JR and Heenan try to let that cliche fade).......Constructive criticism from the Macho Man to the Steiner Brothers!"
Guest Posted June 10, 2002 Report Posted June 10, 2002 While we're on the subject of Mongo... *Random cruiserweight hits a tope* Mongo: Look it dem Mexican jumpin beans Tona! Tony: Uh...yes! Only in WCW will you see this type of action. Mongo: You got that right Tona! Brain: WHAT!? It was like it had just registered to Bobby that Mongo had made an ass out of himself. Again. Random fan at ringside: Taker! You suck! Taker: So do you...Your fathers dick that is! Paul Bearer found this incredibly amusing, and so did i.
Guest Posted June 10, 2002 Report Posted June 10, 2002 If I could pick the 3 worst announcers ever to team up, it would have to be Cole for pure stupidity, Schiavone for pure inaccuracy and blindness, and Dusty for pure unintelligable speech. However, not far behind is Randy Savage. One of my all time favorite wrestlers, but god he sucked doing commentary. He always said REALLY stupid shit, like, "Don't count your chickens before they hatch! (long pause as JR and Heenan try to let that cliche fade).......Constructive criticism from the Macho Man to the Steiner Brothers!" How can anyone forget our old friend, Todd Pettingail?
Guest dreamer420 Posted June 10, 2002 Report Posted June 10, 2002 i like how todd would always get the bullshit assignments during PPV's while in the wwf. he would have to interview drunks and stuff like that.
Guest papacita Posted June 12, 2002 Report Posted June 12, 2002 Matt Hardy comes out to Raw with the ladder: JR: If I were Jeff Hardy, that'd be as close as I get to Big Evil. King: Yeah, but what if you were Matt? JR: Um...him too.
Guest HartFan86 Posted June 12, 2002 Report Posted June 12, 2002 "Don't encourage those 16-year-olds to get fake driver's licenses so they can play Little League." -Jim Ross from this past Raw
Guest Posted June 13, 2002 Report Posted June 13, 2002 stupidest quote from Raw has got to be the King saying "Molly got back" i was laughing so hard from that
Guest Posted June 13, 2002 Report Posted June 13, 2002 I'm suprised this thread has gone on this long? I hope it never ends.
Guest Posted June 14, 2002 Report Posted June 14, 2002 That post is very creative my friend. I have more, or ask alfdogg to post some:
Guest Posted June 14, 2002 Report Posted June 14, 2002 Want bad quotes? What the hell did Warrior say in his interviews along with Hulk Hogan in the 1980's through 1990s? Can we transcribe these interviews please?
Guest What?! Posted June 17, 2002 Report Posted June 17, 2002 I don't think we had any homoerotic quotes since the early pages of this thread, so here we go. Last Smackdown during the "HHH Show" "I WANT THE UNDERTAKER'S ASS!!!" - Triple H
Guest crandamaniac Posted June 18, 2002 Report Posted June 18, 2002 When DX was doing that Christmas thing: JR: Would you look at those nuts! *some how saying that when there are guys in thongs in the ring doesn't sound like a good idea
Guest Posted June 18, 2002 Report Posted June 18, 2002 I'm suprised this thread has last this long!!! Can somebody transcribe Hogan and more importantly Ultimate Warrior interviews??
Guest What?! Posted June 19, 2002 Report Posted June 19, 2002 "He's running like an *educated* scalded dog" - JR on Chris Nowinski
Guest Posted June 19, 2002 Report Posted June 19, 2002 I'm serious. I WANT SOME WARRIOR INTERVIEWS DAMNIT!!!
Guest Shaved Bear Posted June 19, 2002 Report Posted June 19, 2002 That post is very creative my friend. I have more, or ask alfdogg to post some: hahahaha excellent work "Your gonna be Red, White, and Bald" -Edge to Kurt Angle
Guest JHawk Posted June 19, 2002 Report Posted June 19, 2002 As Jerry Lawler was heading down to the ring at King of the Ring 96, he was insulting some fans, and then he saw one woman in particular: "Women like you turn men into.....well, people like Goldust."
Guest Posted June 19, 2002 Report Posted June 19, 2002 WARRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIOOOOOOOOOOOORRRRRRR
Guest Posted June 19, 2002 Report Posted June 19, 2002 Did you ever think we're not posting them because we're ignoring you? You're slowly building up your post count by continuously saying "WARRIOR! I WANT WARRIOR INTERVIEW" when you could be finding them YOURSELF. Anyway... JR: "He's running like a scalded owner!" -Monday after Rock told Vince to leave the ring. (At least I think he said that, I was drifting off to sleep.) Undertaker: "I was lurking in the shallows..."-Two weeks ago or whatever.
Guest crandamaniac Posted June 19, 2002 Report Posted June 19, 2002 Superstar, if you need further proof of this, look at the Emulation Thread in the Video Games Folder, And the Love Help Thread in the General Chat Folder
Guest Posted June 19, 2002 Report Posted June 19, 2002 "Who's your daddy Undertaker?" J.R. during the Rock/Undertaker match at King of the Ring 1999. When you try to look "cool" at least understand what you're talking about.
Guest dreamer420 Posted June 19, 2002 Report Posted June 19, 2002 how about jerry lawler's idea to start a "she's a fat ass" chant towards Molly on Raw this past monday.
Guest Posted June 20, 2002 Report Posted June 20, 2002 Can we add Lita's spoonerism from this past week's Raw? "Sometimes it's just not worse the rithk." Lita + Scott Steiner = Bobby Whioux in his version of promo heaven. Scotty: "Do you want to be mesmermized by the physical phemonomon?" Lita: "I dunno, sometimes it's not worse the rithk." [Then they could edit in those voice bubble thingies like on that "blind date" show, where each one goes "What the fuck did (s)he just say?"]
Guest franchise632 Posted June 20, 2002 Report Posted June 20, 2002 I'm serious. I WANT SOME WARRIOR INTERVIEWS DAMNIT!!! Im pretty sure that they are transcribed earlier in this thread, the interviews from WM6 in Toronto.
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