Guest Posted June 20, 2002 Report Posted June 20, 2002 True but the man has had more than one wacked out interview so a transcription for something else would be great. Hey Bobby, LOL, do some more of Lita and Scott Steiner!
Guest dreamer420 Posted June 22, 2002 Report Posted June 22, 2002 ahh, the interviews from wrestlemania 6. you know now you can only hear that kind of nonsence coming from the walls of insane asylums.
Guest Mattdotcom Posted June 22, 2002 Report Posted June 22, 2002 WCW Monday Nitro-April, 1998. "Macho Man" Randy Savage, having just lost the WCW Title to "Hollywood" Hulk Hogan thanks to Bret "Hitman" Hart, is being interviewed by "Mean" Gene Okerlund when he makes this announcement: "OH, YEAH! BRET HART! YOU ARE NOW NUMBER ONE ON THE MACHO MAN'S INTERGALACTIC HIT LIST, BRUTHA! YEAH!" Considering how Bret's turn was never really adequately explained aat once (we got bi-weekly installments) and that Savage is insane and might've also mentioned coyotes in that promo, it doesn't get any better than that. This begs the question, who all is on "THE MACHO MAN'S INTERGALACTIC HIT LIST"? It's gotta be pretty big (*coughit'sjusthogancough*)if it's intergalactic. Speaking of Bret, I love when he calls Diesel a "big dummy" in the voice of a whiny child....waitasec...
Guest Mattdotcom Posted June 25, 2002 Report Posted June 25, 2002 King of the Ring 2002: Jerry Lawler: You better tap to that ankle lock, Hogan! Angle will break your leg.
Guest Masked Heel Posted June 25, 2002 Report Posted June 25, 2002 After Vinces Speach last night i have decided to become the master of Ruthless Agression damn how many times did they say that last night?
Guest jester Posted June 26, 2002 Report Posted June 26, 2002 Nobody seemed to catch this gem from JR on the last Raw during the Dudley/Guerro match: [When it looks like Bubba will put Guerro through a table] "Guerro doesn't want to taste Bubba's wood." jester
Guest PlatypusFool Posted June 26, 2002 Report Posted June 26, 2002 Surely that's an intentional double meaning?
Guest jester Posted June 27, 2002 Report Posted June 27, 2002 Maybe, but it didn't sound like it. Lawler was strangely silent about it too. jester
Guest Si82 Posted June 27, 2002 Report Posted June 27, 2002 Mooney: Thank you Mean Gene, I'm with the reigning Intercontinental Champion Ultimate… Warrior: YOU ARE NOTHING BUT A NORMAL! You don't deserve to breathe the same air that I and Hulk Hogan do! Hulk Hogan, I must ask you now, as you asked me: Do YOU, Hulk Hogan, want your ideas, your beliefs, to live forever? For Hulk Hogan, in this normal world, physically, none of us can live forever. But the place you have taken the Hulkamaniacs, the ideas and the beliefs that you have given them, can live through me, Hulk Hogan. That is why I breathe, that is why the Warriors have come! Hulk Hogan, there are ones that question where you are taking them. Do you no longer want to walk or step into that darkness? Hulk Hogan, the darkness I speak of is nothing to fear. It is about the beliefs of accepting any and all challenges at the cost of losing everything, Hulk Hogan. You have lived, Hulk Hogan, for the last 5 WrestleMania's for this one belief. Now, Hulk Hogan, I come to take what you believe in further than you ever could! I come, Hulk Hogan, NOT to destroy the Hulkamaniacs and Hulkamania. I come, Hulk Hogan, to bring the Warriors and Hulkamaniacs together as one. As we, Hulk Hogan, accept all of the challenges with all the strengths of the Warriors and the Hulkamaniacs together. Hulk Hogan, the colors of the Hulkamaniacs are coming through the pores of my skin. And Hulk Hogan, when we meet Hulk Hogan, I will look at you, and you will realize then, that I have come to do NO ONE no harm! But only Hulk Hogan, to take what we believe in, to places it never has beeeeeeeeen!" Man I love that interview! I just watched it again and I laughed my ass off at it. I feel sorry for Sean Mooney though. I always kinda liked him...
Guest dreamer420 Posted June 27, 2002 Report Posted June 27, 2002 i always felt sorry for the guy who had to stand beside the giant yelling wrestler with the mic in his face. they always looked so frightened.
Guest papacita Posted June 30, 2002 Report Posted June 30, 2002 Terry Taylor interviewing Hardcore Holly after his KOTR 99 match with X-Pac TT: Hardcore! Hardcore! You just cost yourself your spot in the KOTR... Holly: Who in the hell are you?! TT: I'm Terry Taylor! Holly: Who cares!? That one had me dying.
Guest Combat Apparatus Posted July 2, 2002 Report Posted July 2, 2002 I think the JR quote from my Sig says it all.
Guest dreamer420 Posted July 2, 2002 Report Posted July 2, 2002 that was a shitty one too. why did jr choose to say that rvd was peeing all over the coronation. i am starting to think that jr is starting to slowly lose it.
Guest Mattdotcom Posted July 3, 2002 Report Posted July 3, 2002 Alll through last night's tag match, Ross would call Eddy "Benoit" and Chris "Gurrero". Drove me nuts. Drove Jeff Hardy nutz, too, as you could see in his backstage wastes of time...I mean...segements...no, I mean wastes of time...
Guest MaxPower27 Posted July 3, 2002 Report Posted July 3, 2002 What about HHH and HBK at Judgement Day 2000 (Iron Man match) HGH: You gonna wear those shorts out there? HBK: Of course, these are my favorite shorts HGH: Well, Shawn, it just looks like you're smuggling bananas in there. Oh, and Michael Cole's bit about "Uncle Tazz" during the Alliance was horrible.
Guest What?! Posted July 3, 2002 Report Posted July 3, 2002 The RVD ruining Brock's coronation wasn't the first time JR used urination. From X7 after Austin beat Rock. "Why don't you just urinate on him Steve!!!"
Guest What?! Posted July 3, 2002 Report Posted July 3, 2002 When Tazz joined the Alliance, Michael Cole was saying his kids were asking "What's up with Uncle Tazz"
Guest JHawk Posted July 3, 2002 Report Posted July 3, 2002 Thank God for weird compilation tapes for this one: During a Conquistadors-Blue Blazer/Koko B. Ware that aired on Prime Time Wrestling, Lord Alfred Hayes actually said in all seriousness, "Well, Conquistador #1 isabout 6'4", and the other one is 6'1", which makes him look shorter."
Guest saturnmark4life Posted July 3, 2002 Report Posted July 3, 2002 I kept this Lord Al soundbite from wrestlecrap, still painful. "When mixing it up, he sometimes uses a SIDE HEADLOCK. Followed by a GREAT counter manuever called a RUNNING SHOULDERBLOCK. This is also one of his finer moves, a FLYING HEADBUTT."
Guest Combat Apparatus Posted July 3, 2002 Report Posted July 3, 2002 Cole has kids? god have mercy on their souls
Guest papacita Posted July 3, 2002 Report Posted July 3, 2002 Vince: "Thank you for that warm response!" HBK: "If it gets any warmer in here, these people are gonna urinate on him"
Guest Combat Apparatus Posted July 3, 2002 Report Posted July 3, 2002 "Billy Gunn has the finesse of an olympic figure skater" -Michael Cole on Heat
Guest MaxPower27 Posted July 5, 2002 Report Posted July 5, 2002 When Booker grabbed one of Debra's cookies, and his face just fell. Book: Man, why didn't you tell me about these things? SCSA: Well, ya snatched it off the plate so fast, I didn't have time. Last time I ate 3 of those, I crapped for three days straight.
Guest DARRYLXWF Posted July 5, 2002 Report Posted July 5, 2002 JR - "BYGAAWDHEMUSTAFELL20FTOFFTHATGODDAMLADDER!....DAMN YOU! DAMN YOU ALL TO HELL!" Numerous times during the TLC matches.
Guest dreamer420 Posted July 5, 2002 Report Posted July 5, 2002 i think you went a little over board with the damn you all crap.
Guest saturnmark4life Posted July 10, 2002 Report Posted July 10, 2002 I'm thinkin, i'm thinkin! At the rumble JR tripped over his words saying taker was 'gonna end this short kid's career!' i know maven's no HOSS, but c'mon. Wrestlecrap just reposted the 'skins' match, where during the infamous knife bit schiavone covers up with 'uuh..i think that was a pair of scissors. He was going to cut his beard there i think.' what makes it worse is the guy was completely bald.
Guest bob_barron Posted July 10, 2002 Report Posted July 10, 2002 From Monday- Kevin Nash: AHHHHHHHHHHH! (Just trying to keep the thread going)
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